Boozerama Bar: Eternity

Trugati · Mar 6, 2004, 4:53 AM

For committing the sin of attempting to unlawfully leave the Boozerama bar, Trugati throws EVweb into the acid pit and siphons some of the acid into the regenerator box. She nails a board over the open side of the 'box' and waits for EVweb to regenerate.

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EVWeb · Mar 6, 2004, 7:07 AM

EVWeb decides that he has become annoying, and leaves legally.

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DeadBeat · Mar 6, 2004, 8:34 AM

DeadBeat illegally dances and gets kicked out...

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Ultimate Rebel · Mar 8, 2004, 5:20 AM

UR watches every episode of Invader Zim ever made, even some that weren't made.

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Dash_Merc · Mar 8, 2004, 6:50 AM

Dash pulls up a stool and watches with UR. Dash envies UR greatly for his posession of every Invader Zim episode ever made. Dern.
Oh well...

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Computer_Man · Mar 8, 2004, 7:14 AM

Computer_Man builds a base like this:

Command Center > Barracks > Academy > Factory > Star Port > Science Facility > Covert Ops

Then he attaches a nuke silo to the command center and builds a nuke & ghost for every single person. Then he calls in the command for them to go "Boom" on everyone.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

Cippy · Mar 8, 2004, 1:31 PM

DE sets off fireworks.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

DeadBeat · Mar 8, 2004, 4:55 PM

The bar burns down from the fireworks. It automatically regenerates and everyone shuffles in...

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Cippy · Mar 8, 2004, 8:15 PM

DE feeds fireworks to DeadBeat.

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LifeKnight · Mar 8, 2004, 8:47 PM

LifeKnight sneaks out the door before Computer_Man can see him and call his face "stupid". Meanwhile, back at the bar, DeadBeat blows up.

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Computer_Man · Mar 9, 2004, 1:28 AM

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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**LifeKnight sneaks out the door before Computer_Man can see him and call his face "stupid". Meanwhile, back at the bar, DeadBeat blows up.

**

That post show's a perfect example of how inmature you are.

Anyways, Computer_Man takes a pitcher of water and ice and pours it on DE's head.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

LifeKnight · Mar 9, 2004, 2:15 AM

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Originally posted by Computer_Man:
**That post show's a perfect example of how inmature you are.
**

You say that about every post I make. I also have suspicions that you got karmaslapped for LifeKnight bashing.

LifeKnight returns to the bar, unafraid of CM. He gets a nice big drink.

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Ultimate Rebel · Mar 9, 2004, 3:00 AM

UR cloaks before the nukes go off and destroys the nuclear silo which would only be able to drop one nuke at a time anyway. He waits to strike until DE and EVWeb were nuked first.

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Computer_Man · Mar 9, 2004, 4:23 AM

Quote

Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**You say that about every post I make. I also have suspicions that you got karmaslapped for LifeKnight bashing.

LifeKnight returns to the bar, unafraid of CM. He gets a nice big drink.

**

Actualy, I was slapped a point due to a post of mine about Martha Stewart at Just Chat. I apoligized to the person I flamed, and I never got my karma back.

Computer_Man takes a baseball bat and strikes LK on the head. LK is drunk and unconsious and does not wake for a while.

Up goes one nuke, then comes another.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

EVWeb · Mar 9, 2004, 4:57 AM

EVWeb deletes UR from the Boozerama Bar database, so UR can no longer enter. Then makes a truce with DE to blow UR to bits.

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Computer_Man · Mar 9, 2004, 5:19 AM

Computer_Man hops in a Scorpion and blasts the bar to hell.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

LifeKnight · Mar 9, 2004, 5:42 AM

Ok then, sorry CM. But I know that you're only a little older than me, so don't judge my intelligence from my (seemingly) unintelligent Just Chat posts. You are a little mistaken.

LifeKnight fixes the bar, and announces his support for blowing Ultimate Rebel out.

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Cippy · Mar 9, 2004, 1:31 PM

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Originally posted by EVWeb:
**EVWeb deletes UR from the Boozerama Bar database, so UR can no longer enter. Then makes a truce with DE to blow UR to bits.

**

DE agrees, and he kills UR, several times. DE then pours a pitcher a coffee that is 12049870913809 degrees on CM.

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Computer_Man · Mar 9, 2004, 11:05 PM

Quote

Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**Ok then, sorry CM. But I know that you're only a little older than me, so don't judge my intelligence from my (seemingly) unintelligent Just Chat posts. You are a little mistaken.

**

I apologize. Yeah. I am serious. Truce from now on.

Computer_Man uses time travel to go back and move himself out of DE's really hot coffee. He then repeats this again, and Computer_Man is caught in a never ending loop between himselfs and decides that he should go get some ice to cool himself off.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

LifeKnight · Mar 10, 2004, 1:12 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**DE agrees, and he kills UR, several times. DE then pours a pitcher a coffee that is 12049870913809 degrees on CM.

**

Hahahahahahaha! Ahem. LifeKnight pours nitrogen icewater that is -100001 degrees on Destroyer E.
Then, he mysteriously melts.

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