DE turns into Smith, dublicates himslef a million times, and begins to Kung-Fu everyone.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

LK comes in (again!), and orders a weird drink, made of some type of vinegar. He then asks if there are rooms for rent.
"Hey, I could get to like this place..."

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(url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/ambrosiamemberstonight/")Ambrosia Members Tonight!(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/spamguy/moderatorsong.mp3")The Moderator Song(/url) / (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/chestnut/firstrecording.mp3")SchnellTalk(/url) / (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/octoberfost/oftonight.mp3")OctoberFost, being an idiot...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")This site changed my life. It can change yours too. Link now.(/url)
How are you gentlemen!! (url="http://"http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com")All your base are belong to us!(/url) You are on ze way to destruction. You will have no chance to survive make your time...Mwa ha ha ha...
-ZeroWing CATS, (url="http://"http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/")All your Base(/url)

Mazca informs LifeKnight that there is a wonderful room available for a bargain price. He then takes $2000 from LifeKnight and locks him in a cupboard full of cleaning solvents.

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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")mazca(/url)
"Lets have some fun.... what should we do?"
"I know, lets get in a car crash!"
- just smile and nod

Wonders where T-Mac has gone.

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

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Originally posted by Mazca:
**Mazca informs LifeKnight that there is a wonderful room available for a bargain price. He then takes $2000 from LifeKnight and locks him in a cupboard full of cleaning solvents.

**

LK eats the solvents and suddenly becomes superchanged. Yay. He then blows off the door and throws the King of Pork into the acid pit for playing such a nasty joke on a (sort of) n00b.

"Hey. who's the bartender of this place?"

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(url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/ambrosiamemberstonight/")Ambrosia Members Tonight!(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/spamguy/moderatorsong.mp3")The Moderator Song(/url) / (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/chestnut/firstrecording.mp3")SchnellTalk(/url) / (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/octoberfost/oftonight.mp3")OctoberFost, being an idiot...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")This site changed my life. It can change yours too. Link now.(/url)
How are you gentlemen!! (url="http://"http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com")All your base are belong to us!(/url) You are on ze way to destruction. You will have no chance to survive make your time...Mwa ha ha ha...
-ZeroWing CATS, (url="http://"http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/")All your Base(/url)

I'll be the bartender. Sure I haven't been bartender in almost 3 years. Wow. The third anniversary is coming up soon.

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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel

Trugati laughs at LK for insulting himself and waxes the floor. She trips LK and Deadbeat, who both go sliding toward the acid pit.

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
J.R.R. Tolkien

DE gets a root beer from UR.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

EVWeb is tired, and falls into the acid pit.

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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
(url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/")Boeing(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/")Apple(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/")EVula(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/")Matrix-XP (its not what you think)(/url)

UR gets the beer, and adds extracts of various roots to it. In minutes DE is vomitting and gagging while his stomach acids become more potent and dissolve his stomach.

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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel

Dash waves down the bartender...with two giant orange flashlight thingies.
"I'll have one, please!"
Thanks.

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Great, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
One by one, the phantompenguins are stealing my sanity
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UR, not knowing what "one" is, just grabs the bottle closest his hand (without reading the label) and slides it down the table.

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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel

DE throws UR out the window and down the cliff.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Mazca walks up to the bar and orders a hot mug of (url="http://"http://avogadro.chem.iastate.edu/CHEM211L/MSDS/PerchloricAcid.htm")this(/url)

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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")mazca(/url)
"Lets have some fun.... what should we do?"
"I know, lets get in a car crash!"
- just smile and nod

"Make that 2!"

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

EVWeb orders a brandy, then leaves.

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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
(url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/")Boeing(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/")Apple(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/")EVula(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/")Matrix-XP (its not what you think)(/url)

Blows up the bar, jumps through where the wall regenerates and is trapped around the waist.

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

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Originally posted by emainiac:
**Blows up the bar, jumps through where the wall regenerates and is trapped around the waist.

**

Mazca finds a good use for his mug of hot perchloric acid and pours it over emainiac's protruding parts.

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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")mazca(/url)
"Lets have some fun.... what should we do?"
"I know, lets get in a car crash!"
- just smile and nod

Slips the remainder of his body out of the wall.

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?