pp hires a team of proffessional geeks to come in and hack Halo so that it can be played with more than just 16. Booting up the mod'd software, he glances around to see if anyone's up for a round.
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fhip.
( (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/")org(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net/")net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net/")ev-nova(/url) )
DeadBeat self combusts.
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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
emainiac blows up all the Halo people.
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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
Ater dying, pp develops a tiny halo above his head, this paving the path to an endless number of corny puns.
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fhip.
( (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/")org(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net/")net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net/")ev-nova(/url) )
emainiac opens a can of worms. The worms crawl all over the bar.
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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
DE throws Computer_Man out a window and off a cliff leading to nowhere.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
DeadBeat jumps off the cliff and finds the middle of no where.
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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
The cheat comes in and hooks up his GCHAXOR to the GC. He then plugs in his controller and kicks everyones ass as a little black dot with all the powers of every person. Including Kirby.
Kirby can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Links:
(url="http://"http://forum.cjb.net:81/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?forum=unrealslair")Unreals Fourms(/url) (url="http://"http://www.unrealslair.cjb.net/")Unreals Lair(/url) (url="http://"mailto:unrealslair@unrealslair.cjb.net")mailto:unrealslair@unrealslair.cjb.net(/url)unrealslair@unrealslair.cjb.net
UR comes in and shows them up, being the oldschool gamer that he is. He kicks everyone's ass with Fox from Smash Bros from the the N64.
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
EVWeb being a console hater, blows all the consoles to bits, and destroys everything else with a Confederation Battlecruiser.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
(url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/")Boeing(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/")Apple(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/")EVula(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/")Matrix-XP (its not what you think)(/url)
Unfortunately for EVWeb, UR playing as Fox, deflects all his futile attempts at blowing up the consoles. The firepower is sent back to his battlecruisers at double the strength.
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
Of course, EVWeb is playing with cheats, and deletes the blasts and UR. Then destroys the consoles.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
(url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/")Boeing(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/")Apple(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/")EVula(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/")Matrix-XP (its not what you think)(/url)
Too bad for EVWeb, UR knew he would cheat, because he could not win without them. He went into the source code and changed the names so that the consoles he destroyed were his own ship, and it was not UR, but EVWeb he destroyed. 
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
DE fires an SSM Missle to shut everyone up. Then the missle blows everyone up.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
EVWeb knew that UR would change the code, so he put phony code in for UR to change, so UR actually got blow up.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
(url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/")Boeing(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/")Apple(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/")EVula(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/")Matrix-XP (its not what you think)(/url)
Dash laughs at the sight of UR's blow up doll...
Dash blows up the fake code, and blows up the blow up doll. With a missile, not air, sicko...
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Great, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
One by one, the phantompenguins are stealing my sanity
(url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion/atphome")Atphome(/url)|(url="http://"http://http://prophecyproductions.cjb.net")Prophecy Productions(/url)
EVWeb failed to realize that since it was UR who started the original bar, the code was written by him. He being who he is, the code is undecipherable-UR can barely manage it himself. 
UR gets bored of this and plays video games.
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
Trugati programs a code into UR's video game that makes the console explode every time he shoots.
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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
J.R.R. Tolkien
EVWeb decides, that he doesn't care what UR thinks, because we're in the matrix, and I can edit it.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
(url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/")Boeing(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/")Apple(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/")EVula(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/")Matrix-XP (its not what you think)(/url)
Since they're in the Matrix DeadBeat becomes the one and turns into Superman...
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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
