The cheat drops The Nuke. He powers his sheild and waits for impact. The Nuke hits and vaporizes the bar. The cheat is perfectly safe. The bar regenerates. The Cheat looks around and sees pepole start to regenerate. He shoots all of them then reloads his gun.

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Links:
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Sejuk sets up another board to replace the one vaporized by The Cheat. And then shoots The Cheat until he promises never to hurt his diving board again.

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The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.

T-mac slices the cheat open and his feet get tangled in his inards trying to run away!

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(url="http://"http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/jerks.htm")How to get revenge(/url) (url="http://"http://stukach.com/sort_out/mixed/nya_bilder/nuke.jpg")Microsoft is better for your family(/url) (url="http://"http://kybele.psych.cornell.edu/~edelman/Yourcomputerondrugs.gif")Computer...Computer on drugs(/url) (url="http://"http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/502/20811g5cheese.jpg") Mac and Cheese(/url) (url="http://"http://64.58.168.25/artgallery/things/amen.jpg")Jesus(/url)

Maniak trys to blow up the bar with his cannon:

It doesn't work, so he trys his machine gun next:

That doesn't work either. Trys his missiles:

Wow! Now he trys his laser:

Still doesn't work. Finally, he trys his flamethrower:

It works! All is well again.

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Maniak hacks like
crazy!

Destroyer E recharges and gets a root beer. Then he clamps himself to a wall.

Suddenly, the floors tip towards the acid pit, and then the floors turn into ice and people slide down into the pit.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

DeadBeat gets a sad penguin and prepares to defend the bar from Maniak.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

whyme offers to settle his differences with cade if they both agree to attack maniak for the defense of the bar.

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.

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Originally posted by whyme:
**whyme offers to settle his differences with cade if they both agree to attack maniak for the defense of the bar.

**

Cade agrees to settle differences. But first he must punish whyme for calling him a hypocrite several times after his un-Boozeramaish long story. He will send a armada of Alien Cruisers, then he will attack Maniak.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions

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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**DE put a tracking device on the Alien ship. Now I know where the aliens are missing Cade can't spell either.

**

Neither can you. Cade destroys the tracking device with a Particle Beam stolen from Confeds that doesnt waste fuel.

whyme: Cade explains all calmly. Why I had to write your killing so lenghtily? Well, read one of the first lines of my post again: I felt being reported to the Alien Emperor was such a grand event it deserved a real story.. As for not being a novel, I couldnt submit it to a webstory, or (horrors!) to EV Chronicles because it retains two Boozerama characterics: your killing, and mocking of your spelling. Because Matt Burch himself spelled Alien that way. For how a general could be Alien, it is because I like the Rebel general from Nova so much I chose it to be my user name, but want to change my character in Boozerama sometimes. How I can understand Alien speech? Because my character is a Alien himself. Because even if my username contains General, my character is a admiral. Because I got already the help I needed, the soldiers. Dont mock me. And I can get more help if I want. For the last one, describing planets makes the story more beliavle than if I just suddenly speaked to the Emperor. All explained? Cade grabs his super-hyper fire extinguisher from his pocket (TM and R), and stops the fire before he is burned too badly. He takes a pill which makes him all sober again. Then he uses a EMP Torpedo taken from the Nova universe with a wormhole to kill the robots. Then he uses a remote control to start the ships engines again, and it lands gracefully within one of the docking bays. He uses a long-range radio to contact the Emperor again. He gets a 20 Alien Cruiser- ship armada to attack whyme. Alien Fighters buzz on his head, Seeker Drones fly, and Heavy Fusion Beams fire in a constant stream. Once again, whyme is dead.

There. I have done it. After you have responded to this, I will make a truce with you and fight against Maniak.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions

The cheat reminds everyone that his sheild is impenatrable. He smacks Sejuk, tuskawillamac and Maniak. He fills the bar DP. Everyone is happy and drinks the DP.

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Maniak, you have used those same few graphics WAY TOO MUCH!
Get some new ones!

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It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad
"When we (Men) are kids we think that girls are evil and stupid, then we grow up and think they are the center of the universe, then we get married and realizie that we were right as kids" -Me

UR comes back after a few days of absense. UR gets a brandy and sits down on the couch.

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

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Alien Fighters buzz on his head, Seeker Drones fly, and Heavy Fusion Beams fire in a constant stream. Once again, whyme is dead.

There. I have done it. After you have responded to this, I will make a truce with you and fight against Maniak.

ok ok we allied now ok? You promise not to write long stories just to kill me? whyme sneaks up on maniak and holds him for cade to punch.

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.

I say we all raid the Albatross, the EVO bar/ crap webstory! Fly my minions!

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad
"When we (Men) are kids we think that girls are evil and stupid, then we grow up and think they are the center of the universe, then we get married and realizie that we were right as kids" -Me

It was a good thing Maniak made a dummy that looks precisely like him, maybe a bit dumber.

The bar continues to burn down, and Maniak, making sure no one sees him.

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Maniak hacks like
crazy!

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Originally posted by Maniak:
**...and Maniak, making sure no one sees him.

**

...Decides not to finish his sentences.

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad
"When we (Men) are kids we think that girls are evil and stupid, then we grow up and think they are the center of the universe, then we get married and realizie that we were right as kids" -Me

Quote

Originally posted by whyme:
**ok ok we allied now ok? You promise not to write long stories just to kill me? whyme sneaks up on maniak and holds him for cade to punch.

**

Yes. Did I be too furious in that I wrote a long story again? Atleast it was random again, not real like my previous. Cade sees the instructions by whyme and says "Yes sir!" "It will be done, Major." Cade punches Maniak in the stomach so hard he temporarily feels he loses breathing.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions

Me:

Cade:

Me:

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Maniak hacks like
crazy!

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Originally posted by Maniak:
**URS=Ultimate Retard Snip
**

Wow... Try using words next time. Wow.. I'm speechless. Wow..

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad
"When we (Men) are kids we think that girls are evil and stupid, then we grow up and think they are the center of the universe, then we get married and realizie that we were right as kids" -Me

A plastic potted palm tree (named Phil) pops into exhistance.
"SAYONARA SUCKERSS!!" it wails in a suprisingly human voice. It puts a pair of sunglasses midway down its trunk, and lifts up a lagre black hose. It twists the nozzle and begins showering everyone in lime jello. The force of the jello however knocks everyone unconcious.

An hour later..

Everyone wakes up in ten feet of green jello, and spots griffitti on the wall.
.....it reads..........
LONG LIVE THE OVERRIDE BAR!

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"WE ARE THE POPES OF THE PYROS!!" "WE ARE THE CRUSADERS OF CAPELLA!!" "THE FRIARS OF FIRE!!" "THE BAPTISTS OF BORAL 1!!!!" "THE CATHOLIC KILLERS OF NEW CALCUTTA!!!!!!" "WE ARE THE GOOD!! no.. no... THE BAD!!! yeah.. thats it.. THE BAD CATHOLICS!!!"