Ambrosia Garden Archive
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      Originally posted by Plexrom:
      **As Destroyer E is being brutall murdered Plexrom laughs at him and steps on his face to speed up the death process. After Destroyer E dies Plexrom lights UR on fire with the olympic torch.

      **

      UR, who is now the human torch, starts giving members in the bar 3rd degree burns. Including Plexrom for quickening DE's painful death.

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      "Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
      -Ultimate Rebel

    • Suddenly there is a bright flash of light in the sky! It's emainiac!! Obviously he did not check the "strict play box". he walks to the bartender and hands him the recipie for the family's unique mix of liquids , called s######s. Curiosly everyone orders one and they are an intant hit!

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      If in doubt, read the manual
      OR,
      If it dosent work Kick it,
      If it breaks it needed replacing anyway

    • emaniac's entroupenuership reminds Jimbob of his Milkshake days...

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    • Plexrom reads Jimbobs mind and decides to be his buisnees partner. Plexrom must insist that with the milkshakes, is a large amount of arsenic.

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      Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

    • Trogdor decides that he doesn't like Plexrom or Jimbob, so he shoots them both with an M-16 and takes over ther business.

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      Excuses are like armpits, everybody has em and they stink.

      (This message has been edited by Trogdor (edited 09-07-2003).)

    • Jimbob has a zeppelin fly into the bar, filled with Radon.

      Obviousily, a huge blimp filled with such a heavy gas cannot fly. It lands on Trogdor and Burninates him, while leaving a great deal of radiation all over the place, but mostly on Trogdor. He sprouts a few more muscular arms.

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      (This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 09-07-2003).)

    • Trogdor builds a Myriatic acid gun and shoots the hell out of Jimbob with it.

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      Excuses are like armpits, everybody has em and they stink.

    • DeadBeat builds a small ledge by the acid pit, he then pushes Trogdor over it. Afterwards, he walks back to his seat to finish his beer milkshake and his triple egg chili chutney sandwich.

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      There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

    • Plexrom goes into the bar and sees deadbeat. Plexrom has a spaz attack, and beats Deadbeat over the head with a penguin. Plexrom then goesto cook a bean burrito in the microwave. But he gets his arm caught in th microwave and is helpless.

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      Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

    • After Plexrom got his arm stuck in a microwave, Trogdor and Plexrom decided to steal a bus filled with penguins and run Deadbeat over 37 times.

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      Excuses are like armpits, everybody has em and they stink.

    • Jimbob explodes.

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    • Emainiac's buisness slowly rises and rises because of the difficulty to use a milkshake. Then his buisness bursts to the top as he releases the S###### G5!!!!!!

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      If in doubt, read the manual
      OR,
      If it dosent work Kick it,
      If it breaks it needed replacing anyway

    • Quote

      Originally posted by DeadBeat:
      **his beer milkshake and his triple egg chili chutney sandwich.

      **

      UR orders the same. Mmmm. food I'm hungry. UR gets off the internet to go eat food. 🙂

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      "Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
      -Ultimate Rebel

    • DeadBeat collapses after finishing his sandwich and being beaten over the head. He then drags himself to the hospital to have his arteries pumped.

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      There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

    • What's chutney? 😉

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      "Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
      -Ultimate Rebel

    • I don't know, it's a sandwich mentioned in Red Dwarf. He then watches the second season DVD again.

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      There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

    • Destroyer E recharges and turns UR and Plexrom into bugs. They get stomped on many times, then are taken to a part of the bar where there are no people. Destroyer E puts themm down takes out his rocket launcher. He aims at the defenceless and dead bugs, then fires several times. DE goes back to the normal part of the bar, leaving nothing of UR and Plexrom. A job well done. Destroyer E fixes a small part of the universe.

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      Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

    • Plexrom regenerates as Godzilla and goes over to DE, he steps on him and then jumps up and down. DE died and Plexrom (godzilla) ate him.

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      Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

    • Trogdor flies an F-22 into the mouth of plexrom and blows him up, and Trogdor escapes by flying a missile out of his mouth and jumps off the missile so it can hit Jimbob in the face.

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      Excuses are like armpits, everybody has em and they stink.

    • Destroyer E comes out of Plexrom's remains and thanks Trogdor. Then DE takes the remains destroys them more and throws them in a black hole to nowhere. A job well done!

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      Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.