Trogdor takes an H-Bomb and drops it on Plexrom's head and Plexrom gets blown away.

------------------
Excuses are like armpits, everybody has em and they stink.

Plexrom regenerates after having his face blown off by Trogdor and seeks revenge. He proceeds with a chaingun thathe stole from UR and shoves the chaingun up Trogdor's nose. Ten rounds later Plexrom's finger is so tired he can't pull the trigger. So he gives the chaingun to UR and orders him to shoot.

------------------
Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

I am back! How many pages did I miss?

------------------
Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

Quote

Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**I am back! How many pages did I miss?

**

Too many. Trust me.

At least you didn't miss a whole bar, like back in the 200 post days...

------------------
<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)| (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)
Got a question? (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/search.cgi?action=intro&default;=6")Search(/url) first.

DeadBeat gives Destroyer E a memory implant so he can think he was in the bar for the last 200 posts. But by accident DeadBeat gives him Britney Spear's memory. Hilarity ensues.

------------------
There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

UR watches as Destroyer E goes around the bar acting like britney.

------------------
"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

DE controls himself and turns back to normal. Then fireworks appear all around the bar. They all explode in the words "DE IS BACK!!" but amazingly nothing gets damaged, except for DeadBeat, he is on fire for giving DE the faulty implant.

EV Destroyer 1.0 (my plug) will be out tomorrow...

------------------
Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

(This message has been edited by Destroyer E (edited 09-04-2003).)

Zax returns after a long period of absence and sucks the bar's supply of Coca Cola dry,

------------------
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem")Solar Knowledge(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/downloads.html")Solar Quiz(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/fribbles.html")Fribbles!(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blorktronics.html")Blorktronics Software Inc.(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/yousuck.html")www.evula.com(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thisisyourrandom.html")NEW! this is your random(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blarg.html")blarg(/url)
Orwell says freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4. I say freedom is the freedom to drop greek

Jimbob gives Zax a welcome-back high five, and refills the Coke reserves, only to help Zax in draining them again.

------------------
<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)| (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)
Got a question? (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/search.cgi?action=intro&default;=6")Search(/url) first.

UR gets his own private bulk freighter filled with coke, but zax sneaks inside and empties it in hours.

------------------
"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

DeadBeat actually refilled the tanker with gasoline before Zax drank it as a preventitive measure. To make sure Zax was the culprit DeadBeat throws a match at him instantly bursting him into flames.

------------------
There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Destroyer E brings in another bulk freighter filled with Pepsi.

------------------
Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

Jimbob blows up the universe for no apparent reason.

------------------
<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)| (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)
Got a question? (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/search.cgi?action=intro&default;=6")Search(/url) first.

Trogdor puts the universe back together again and blows it up again.

------------------
Excuses are like armpits, everybody has em and they stink.

The young emainiac has just turned 21 and decides to enter this bar as his first (bad choice). He looks outside to see if the acid pit is still there.
-----
is it?!

------------------
If in doubt, read the manual
OR,
If it dosent work Kick it,
If it breaks it needed replacing anyway

The bar automatically regenerates and is now the only thing left in the universe. Business booms!

------------------
There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

As Destroyer E is being brutall murdered Plexrom laughs at him and steps on his face to speed up the death process. After Destroyer E dies Plexrom lights UR on fire with the olympic torch.

------------------
Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

Quote

Originally posted by emainiac:
**The young emainiac has just turned 21 and decides to enter this bar as his first (bad choice). He looks outside to see if the acid pit is still there.
-----
is it?!

**

Jimbob pushes him into the acid pit, but not before giving him an intertube.

------------------
<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)| (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)
Got a question? (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/search.cgi?action=intro&default;=6")Search(/url) first.

All of the bar's life gaurds go into the pool to save emainiac, sadly they all parish.

------------------
There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)