Boozerama Bar: The Return

Solel · Jul 3, 2003, 6:33 PM

Shek Sunrunner calls in a legion of his fellow Dur'achi swordmasters.

"Enough of the nuking."

He then brings in his entertainer, the Juggling Dorf.

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Jimbob · Jul 3, 2003, 7:10 PM

Jimbob gives Cresent a 50% off lifetime coupon. He then pokes Mac with a stick. But it wasn't just any stick. It was a stick that that the Lord of the Sticks made custom for Jimbob. Mac dies instantly.

Ooh, ooh! Anyone want to see the apocalypse?

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Cresent · Jul 3, 2003, 8:30 PM

Cresent thanks Jimbob and starts using the coupon to buy more milkshakes. Then she turns tusky into a donut, not because of the donut curse, but because she has been dying to do just that for a long time. She gives the donut to the Juggling Dorf to juggle.

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Ambassador Mikhailovich · Jul 4, 2003, 2:28 AM

Mikhailovich returns to the Boozerama after 2 months of dormancy in a dirty corner of the Albatross. After seeing how it had deteriorated into a story, he came here. He is thankful that he still knows a few people around here(i.e.Cresent, Jimbob, Solel).

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Onward to battle!

Cresent · Jul 4, 2003, 4:41 AM

OOC: It's interesting now that the Albatross has gone all serious, and I'm not saying that I'm against it, but I miss the chaos of Boozarama sometimes.

Cresent welcomes Michailovich back and buys him a milkshake.(from Jimbob's stand of course)

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Plexrom · Jul 4, 2003, 4:56 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob gives Cresent a 50% off lifetime coupon.:) He then pokes Mac with a stick. But it wasn't just any stick. It was a stick that that the Lord of the Sticks made custom for Jimbob. Mac dies instantly.

Ooh, ooh! Anyone want to see the apocalypse?

**

I want to see the Apocalypse! Hey Jimbob where is my 50% off lifetime coupon, I have been a loyal partner in the milkshake buisness... sort of. o what do you say? Ha

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Ambassador Mikhailovich · Jul 4, 2003, 5:23 PM

Mikhailovich drinks the milkshake. After he's done with that he makes a waxen mold of his hand for later use. Then he eats a bar stool.

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Onward to battle!

tuskawillamac · Jul 4, 2003, 8:43 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Plexrom:
**I want to see the Apocalypse! Hey Jimbob where is my 50% off lifetime coupon, I have been a loyal partner in the milkshake buisness... sort of. o what do you say? Ha

**

Me too!!

Tuskawillamac's Icemen kick the nuke over by Cresent and Shaq jumps in and says "don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!!!" and slams the nuke right in her balls, yes she has them
http://images.google...mb_survival.jpg

A Moncerapter

jumps in to protect my stand.

My Ottos are keeping buissiness booming by selling the popular cheese flavors jack schitt, chedder, and jack
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tuskawillamac · Jul 4, 2003, 9:21 PM

Milkshake war:

Vetrans still living: 3

Deaths: 4200031

THE YEAR 2080 MR. BOB'S HISTORY CLASS

Today class... we are going to talk about the Milkshake war of 2003.

Mr. Bob: Oh yes that was full of epic battles and such. Has anyone heard of the Smoothipation Procolamation?... or Jimbob's last stand?...

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Jimbob · Jul 5, 2003, 4:48 AM

Quote

Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
**Milkshake war:

Vetrans still living: 3

Deaths: 4200031

THE YEAR 2080 MR. BOB'S HISTORY CLASS

Today class... we are going to talk about the Milkshake war of 2003.

Mr. Bob: Oh yes that was full of epic battles and such. Has anyone heard of the Smoothipation Procolamation?... or Jimbob's last stand?...

**

Jimbob unzips his fly and the mikshake stand re-appears, brand new. He rezips and shoot Mac 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Oh, and one more thing:

You got told to:

Quote

Originally posted by Plexrom:
**Hey Jimbob where is my 50% off lifetime coupon, I have been a loyal partner in the milkshake buisness... sort of. o what do you say? Ha
**

Ah, well I forgot. You are my friend in real life, so I'll give you one. Give There you go!.

Jimbob purs up an add at the bar counter for his stand. He then lights Mac's dead body, his stand, and his family on fire and dances around them to mexican music.

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Jimbob · Jul 5, 2003, 5:21 AM

Oh and, yeah:

The Apocalypse (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/sim_sk8ersan/Images/The_Apocalypse.jpg")http://www.geocities..._Apocalypse.jpg(/url)

Since Geocities is a piece of crap, just copy/paste into the address bar.
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DeadBeat · Jul 5, 2003, 6:08 AM

DeadBeat sends his robotic southpark clone in to kick everyone's ass.

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tuskawillamac · Jul 5, 2003, 3:21 PM

The milkshake war rages on...

in Paris...

in Miami...

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tuskawillamac · Jul 5, 2003, 3:24 PM

I prefer that you do not use your full extent of vocabulary, Jimbob

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Solel · Jul 5, 2003, 4:23 PM

Shek Sunrunner unsheathes his glaive and goes on a killing spree.

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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
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tuskawillamac · Jul 5, 2003, 4:28 PM

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Originally posted by Solel:
**Shek Sunrunner unsheathes his glaive and goes on a killing spree.

**

Shek Sunrunner lost his glaive and went looking for it.

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Jimbob · Jul 5, 2003, 4:45 PM

Heh...

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tuskawillamac · Jul 5, 2003, 5:11 PM

That man is screaming in terror from my huge new arsonal protecting and serving my stand

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Jimbob · Jul 5, 2003, 5:24 PM

Bah. Check this out:

I got a million more just like him.

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Cresent · Jul 5, 2003, 5:57 PM

Cresent's walks right past all tusky's guards, puts a few fireworks in his mouth, lights them, watches tusky fly backwards and explode into different colors, and walks away past the guards while they stare at the firework display.

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