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Originally posted by Cresent:
Cresent puts Frodo in a giant toaster and turns it on.

But the toaster isn't plugged in. So Frodo quickly gets out of the toaster and throws Cresent into a coffin and buries her.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Jimbob uses the giant toaster to make some toast. It is a huge piece of toast, and it takes a great deal of butter to...butter it. He grabs a 1,000 oz Sprite and uses it to assist him in his toast-eating...

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Cresent comes up behind Jimbob and scares him, causing him to spill his Sprite on the toast, which becomes disgustingly soggy. She laughs and starts looking around for regulars who haven't posted for a while.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

DeadBeat does deep knee cricks. crick

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Alright, I will explain the donut curse in full(again). If you call Trugati or I any masculine pronoun(he, his, him, etc.) you will turn into a donut. In other words, the curse isn't removed, but if you do remember were are female, you don't have to worry about it.
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Why is that? I made a intelligent explanation why I did call you male (it is just too difficult know gender on Internet, so I assume maleness until corrected), apologizing and remembering that you are female. Is it because you think Boozerama doesnt have to make sense even when somebody else does, and it is a serious matter like this one? Or that its just too much fun, even when a valid reason for removing it is presented?

Destroyer You cant take 2 guns. I destroyed them to unsalvageable. Unless you took new ones. Cade gets really angry when his horseracing training program is interrupted again. Luckily, he got new, sharper horseshoes with the money he got from winning the first race he participated in. Cade has learned everything taught really fast. He runs in a full gallop towards Destroyer D. Then Cade kicks the guns again, so they fly out of his hand. Then he stomps on the guns so much, they cant be used anymore (yes, thats whats unsalvageable means). Then Cade kicks again, killing D even faster this time thanks to his sharper horseshoes.

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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat does deep knee cricks. crick

**

Jimbob shows off by cracking the 3 joints in all of his fingers, his thumb, wrists, shoulders, knees, and all the vetebrae in his back. He then cracks his neck (Scary thing is, I can actually do all that consecutively).

Jimbob throws a Chocolate milkshake at Cresent for ruining his toast. :frown:

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Why is that? I made a intelligent explanation why I did call you male (it is just too difficult know gender on Internet, so I assume maleness until corrected), apologizing and remembering that you are female. Is it because you think Boozerama doesnt have to make sense even when somebody else does, and it is a serious matter like this one? Or that its just too much fun, even when a valid reason for removing it is presented?
**

It's just to much fun. Besides, you don't have to worry about it anymore anyway.

Cresent enters Cade in another race to keep his mind off his problems.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

pp, gasp*, makes a post!

The end.

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Jimbob steals Micheal Schumacher's F1 car and drives around the racetrack which conveniently appeared outside at that time. He sets a track record, and persuades others to try and beat it (I know you will,(because you can say whatever you want{because its the Boozerama Bar|it is. yep|})but still, this'll be fun).

Hey, fuuny thought. Boozyermama Bar.
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 05-24-2003).)

Frodo puts Jimbob's record to shame by doing the race in one-third of the time it took Jimbob.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Jimbob gets back in the car and does the lap perfectly, using every single inch of the road and a little more. No one is ever able to beat it again, ever. Jimbob runs Deadbeat over just for the hell of it.

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Zax throws a moose into the bar and watches what happens.

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(url=http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blarg.html) no! forget about him, CLICK ME!
I am the beast that stalks the night and rubs bleach into your carpet.

Cresent tames the moose and rides it around the bar.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Jimbob remembers Mad_Moose, a former bar memeber, then reads Cresent's post...

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Zax throws several more meese (well, it makes sense. A goose is geese in plural, so why not meese?) at Cresent.

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(This message has been edited by Zax (edited 05-25-2003).)

DeadBeat posts just for the hell of it.

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(quote)Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob remembers Mad_Moose, a former bar memeber, then reads Cresent's post...:rolleyes:
UR kills the moose and eats it. mmm meat.

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(quote)Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
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I thought it was Mr Moose:)

Jimbob throws Mooses. Yes, Mooses is the correct term. Even though Meese sounds cooler.

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DeadBeat eats some meese along with some octopuses.

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