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    • Trugati high-fives Cresent and proceeds to use her ice-breath on Cade, turning him into frozen donut.

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    • Plexrom then eats the frozen donut. The throws mac and Trugati into the pit of acid. Plexrom then drinks a cheese milkshake.

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    • SuperNova removes everyone from the acid pit.
      The thanks stop coming when everyone finds out that it was for a very evil acid pit upgrade.

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    • Cresent thanks Jimbob for reminding Tusky about the point he so obviously missed on her last post. She helps Jimbob fix his milkshake stand again, and turns Tusky into another donut.

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      To err is human.
      To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

    • DeadBeat orders a vanilla milkshake with synthecream. "Mmmm, it tastes like it just came from the synthetic cows that produced it."

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      There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
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    • Frodo puts a grenade in Deadbeat's vanilla milkshake when Deadbeat goes into the bathroom.

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      One ring to rule them all, One ring
      to find them, One ring to bring
      them all and in the darkness bind
      them

    • While Frodo was watching for Deadbeat to come back, Cresent took the grenade out of Deadbeat's drink and put it in Frodo's.

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      To err is human.
      To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

    • When Cresent is waiting to see the look on Frodo's FACE!! before it explodes tuskawillamac puts the grenade in Cresent's beer milkshake.

      What about me missing a post??

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    • Qrrbrbirlbel.

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    • Hey Jimbob !! "Yo mama's so stupid she drowned in the wave at the freak'in football stadium. The wave that yo mama drowned in busted right through the Boozarama Bar wall and diluted the bottomless pit of acid. Frodo's flaming carcass and milkshake glass are thrown into the bottomless pit of dilluted acid to drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and drown and... well execpt for the milkshake...

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    • Cresent laughs as Tusky puts the grenade in his own milkshake. Her milkshake is the chocolate one.

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      To err is human.
      To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

    • Yeah I know-no stories. If anyone know's the story of mel's hole don't read this parargraph, Mel's hole is somewhere in Washington and they say it's bottomless. He drops a rock down.. no sound. he dropped a sheep in a box down about 5,000 ft. and the rope run out so he brought it back up, opened the box, dead and steaming of course. He disects it and finds a tumour-like thingamagig, disects it and finds a tiny seal like animal that pops out . It walks around on it's flipper-like "projections" and dives back into da hole. A huge block of ice has been dropped in and it has been steaming with heat ever since-but not melting.

      Jimbob, Plexrom, Cresent, and Deadbeat are forced to put on titanium-steel alloy suits and are welded to the lead Milkshake booth. Unsurprisingly they are put on fire by tuskawillamac and are thrown into the water only to sink endlessly before the grenade explodes. Tuskawillamac also cleverly welds the beer milkshake to the booth.

      (This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 05-17-2003).)

    • 🙂

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    • Cresent notes how skilled tusky is for a donut. Way above the average donut skill level. Unfortunately, donuts aren't good at welding. Cresent breaks out and dunks tusky in the beer milkshake.

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      To err is human.
      To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

    • DeadBeat starts blurting the ending to the Matrix 2. 😄

      He then watches it again in the Boozerama Bar's movie theater.

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    • (quote)Originally posted by DeadBeat:
      **DeadBeat starts blurting the ending to the Matrix 2.;)

      Jimbob joins Deadbeat in the theater, but not before bringing along some popcorn and chocolate shakes.

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Trugati:
      **Trugati high-fives Cresent and proceeds to use her ice-breath on Cade, turning him into frozen donut.

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      Cade instantly mutates to a wild tiger. Then he rips of Trugatis clothes so badly he looks like a beggar. Then he proceeds to kill Trugati. roar chomp.

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    • Purple Gel Pens are raining all over the siberian tiger from siberia. I'm glad one hits him in the eye!

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    • Unreal comes from somewhere and orders a few milion tons of DP into his bulk shuttle fleet. After its loaded unreal pays for it. He makes a LightSaber Dueling Arena in the middle of the pool.

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      Rent a light saber:
      1 day: 5000 CR
      5 day: 10000 CR
      Monthly: 1M Cr

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