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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**"Are you suggestin' that cocconuts migrate?"
**
"Not at all, they could be carried."
Now someone has to say the next line. 
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**
Now someone has to say the next line.
**
Cresent shrugs. "Never seen the movie." She eats Jimbob's second batch of pies, just for fun.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
Quote
Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**"Not at all, they could be carried."
**
"By what, a swallow?"
Jimbob buys more pies after selling more gold bananas. He puts a 700freaking-gajillion volt fence around them, and puts Chirpo nearby, just in case...
Crescent is buried in a barrage of pies.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Ruffle my feathers and call me Frankie.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
Quote
Originally posted by Jimbob:
**"By what, a swallow?"
**
"It could grip it by the husk."
DeadBeat grabs a spoon and begins to rescue Cresent from the pile of pies.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**"It could grip it by the husk."
**
pp searches the deep recesses of hip mind (what does recesses mean?) in a desperate attempt to find out what the next line is. He shrugs brings out an old, dusty VCR, and inserts the Holy Grail into it. Skip this... this... pp fast forwards to the bridge of death scene.
"Ah, this part I know!"
"... what is... your name? "
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**"... what is... your name? "
**
What...is your quest?
Jimbob laughs maniacally as he rains pies on Deadbeat.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Ruffle my feathers and call me Frankie.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
An oddly familiar image apears on the holoscreen.
"What...is your favorite color? "
Luke grins.
"I'm using a crappy old PC to communicate with you all. Pity me."
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Please don't write out of the space.
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Cresent finally gets out of the pile of pies, digs out Deadbeat, feels sorry for Luke, and pushes Jimbob off an eighty-storey building. And all in one sentence, too!
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derived from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw some sword at you. Look, if i went 'round saying i was an emporer just because some moistened bink had lubbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away. "
Some one get the next line to that.
DeadBeat thanks Cresent then installs a diving board for the acid pit.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Quote
Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derived from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw some sword at you. Look, if i went 'round saying i was an emporer just because some moistened bink had lubbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away. "
Some one get the next line to that.
**
"Will you shut up!"
Guffaw.
Jimbob regenerates and eats some pie.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Ruffle my feathers and call me Frankie.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
Quote
Originally posted by asriel:
**Asriel walks into the bar and hears the conversation.
"Blue!"
Asriel then orders a drink and a pie.
**
Jimbob chucks a pie at Asriel and laughs as it breaks his face.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Ruffle my feathers and call me Frankie.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
Cresent rigs a rather large amount of pies above the door, to fall on anyone who goes through it. She saves one, however, and throws it at Jimbob.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
UR walks through the bar just like always, only to find a large amount of pies to fall on him. He gets up, all covered in pie, and says, "Hey thanks!" UR eats all the pies.
"We are the knights who say "nieh" (dunno if thats spelled right)
UR finishes the pie with his intergalactic spoon, which his cousin once used to carve her name in a moose. 
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
Mikhailovich walkis into the bar and realizes he made a wrong jump somewhere, for he was en route to the Albatross. trapped in a strange world, he finds Cresent's familiar face, feels more comfortable, and buys a drink
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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes
DeadBeat beats Cresents face until it is no longer recognizable so Ambassador Mikhailovich no longer feels comfortable.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Ah, but the Ambassador knows my face, too, doesn't you? pp suddenly feels very insecure... "NIEH!"
Edit: Teehee, my coding sucks.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 04-19-2003).)
Unreal puts a few hydrogen bombs on Cresents Pie Dropping thing. a wonderer walks into the bar only to have half teh bar blow up. When the bar regenerates, the bombs regenerate in the same spot. it keeps doing this for a few years befor the regeneration machine breaks down.
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-Unreal Centipede
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Mikhailovich looks at phantompenguin and thinks "Oh, great... THAT guy"
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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes
