Rawzer flies away to parts unknown.

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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**pp climbs out and gets vengeance. "Dammit, this vengeance has too much salt!... Luke? Luke, where the heck are you?"
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"I'm right here. Stop shouting, you'll scare away all the customers- wait, no you won't..."

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Cresent notices nothing of this, as she has been riding her rollor coaster non-stop since her last post.

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DeadBeat knocks out an important support on the rollar coaster.

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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat knocks out an important support on the rollar coaster.

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pp destroys all the supports in the roller coaster.

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Strangely after pp and DeadBeat knock down the supports, the roller coster is still standing for some odd reason. Unreal hates Odd reasons and takes out a piece of the loopdy loop.

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DeadBeat watches as Cresent plunges to her doom in the acid pit. Afterwards he sets up the rollar coaster as a memorial.

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Zax covers the rollercoaster with icing and eats it

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Cresent climbs out of the acid pit just in time to see Zax take a big bite out of her roller coaster and start screaming in pain, and yelling for a dentist. Cresent laughs so hard, she falls backwards into the acid pit.

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Jimbob reports the reason for his absence was that he got hit by a truck driven by Billy. He realizes that Luke and assorted others are greatly dissapointed in him. Jimbob then puts the (url="http://"http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html") Demented Cartoon Movie(/url) on the big screen.

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Zax takes some acme teeth-repair and puts a big impenetrable immovable and indestructable tungsten lid over the acid pit.

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Cresent, who is still in the acid pit, and continuously having to regenerate, finally manages to splash enough acid on the lid to make a hole in it, crawls out, and goes to get a Vanilla Coke.

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Zax replaces the bar's supply of vanilla coke with pepsi.

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Luke kills every living thing in the bar other than himself and his pet anaconda, Froedrick Jr.

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Everything is regenerated and all the bar's patrons suddenly start jumping on Luke and his pet anaconda. Zax then creates a shrine to the practises of (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thisisyourrandom.html")random(/url).

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UR comes back from happy land and orders some mr pibb.

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DeadBeat prays at the shrine of Random for 30 years and becomes enlightened.

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Cresent turns the pepsi back into Vanilla Coke, and starts a Vanilla Coke chugging contest.

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent turns the pepsi back into Vanilla Coke, and starts a Vanilla Coke chugging contest.

**

DeadBeat chugs 999,999,999,999.999.999 vanilla cokes then explodes from the huge amount of gas in his body.

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