Trugati walks into the bar and sees chaos. Seeing her old nemesis Deadbeat up to something again, she fries him with her famous super-sonic hyperplasma blaster and barbecues the cow.

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The great space parrot is a biped

DeadBeat reforms back into his origional shape ala T1000 from terminator. He then ties Trugati to a chair in an antique auction.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Trugati slithers out and shoves Deadbeat into a box. Then she hurls the box into the acid pit.

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The great space parrot is a biped

DeadBeat jumps outta the pit and stabs Trugati with a carrot.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

OH MY GOD! SOMEONE PUT **** IN MY PANTS! Man I love Jhonen.

pp collapses onto the floor and realizes he's been dumped into the acid pit 113 times. This has got to stop! Suddenly... the sentence ends!

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat jumps outta the pit and stabs Trugati with a carrot.

**

UR stabs DeadBeat with an intergalactic spoon, which the previous owner had carved intials in a moose with.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel

Trugati springs at Deadbeat with her green lightsaber.

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The great space parrot is a biped

DeadBeat is stabbed by a piece of brocoli that Trugati thinks is a lightsaber for some reason. She's hauled off to the asilum minutes later while DeadBeat is treated for vegitable related injuries.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Rawzer starts a(nother) fight.

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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.

Deadbeat reaches for the band-aids... and notices that he has grabbed a poisonous worm instead. He screams and wakes up. He is sitting on an iron bedstead. "I was dreaming!" He gasps, vaguely remembering a dream with brocollis and band-aids in it. "Where am I?"

A nurse droid clanks into the room. "Why, the insane asylum. You were having nightmares."

Back in the bar, Trugati looks at Rawzer- and then turns her gaze on the acid pit.

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The great space parrot is a biped

A long gone Rebel Freak at last returns, crashing into the walls with her new souped up Rebel Cruiser.

"Ay, I have returned."

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The road goes ever on, Out from the door where it began. Now far the Road has gone, Let others follow it who can! Let them new a journey begin, But I atlast with weary feet Will return to the lighted inn With my evening-rest and sleep to meet.
=The Lord of the Rings=

DeadBeat lives the rest of his life in joy at the asylum. Free food, big rooms and easy nurses create a heaven on Evildrome.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Jimbob considers admitting himself to the asylum.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Uncle Sam asks for a pretty penny to live in his boarding house...
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)

Luke offers Zax a contract to but the "Blork" trademark for seventeen million credits.

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Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.zombo.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")-(/url)-----------

Zax shoves Luke in the acid pit and gives him 5 credits for some spelling lessons

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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem")Solar Knowledge(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/downloads.html")Solar Quiz(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/fribbles.html")Fribbles!(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blorktronics.html")Blorktronics Software Inc.(/url)|
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Einstein

Luk regnrtes nfd wbnders whatt Zax is talking abote.

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Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.zombo.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")-(/url)-----------

Boom.

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

Rawzer points behind Trugati, shouts, "Look! A distraction!" and runs, even though she never turned around.

Too bad Rawzer is ridiculously out of shape, and that he ran toward and, in fact, into the acid pit.

Tsk tsk.

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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.

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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat lives the rest of his life in joy at the asylum. Free food, big rooms and easy nurses create a heaven on Evildrome.

**

Don't forget about the padded walls, great for jumping into when you are bored.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel