Rawzer wastes the 1500th reply with Spoonage.

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(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 03-03-2003).)

Rawzer wastes the 1501th reply with a typo. <smacks self>

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(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 03-03-2003).)

UR wastes the 1502nd reply by kicking everybody's ass.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel

DeadBeat choses to just plain waste this post with...

SPAM!!!!

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Jimbob uses the 1504th post to light Luke's family on fire. He then laughs until he stops laughing.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)

UR uses the 1505th post to wonder why everybody decided to spam. He then burns Jimbob at the stake.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel

DeadBeat cuts off his leg and then sells it as prime beef. 2 arms and a leg later DeadBeat has $50 credits.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

UR pushes pp into the acid pit.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel

Zax pushes UR into the (url="http://"http://www.yourethemannowdog.com")'zone(/url)

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UR barely escapes with his life. Actually just had to close the window.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob uses the 1504th post to light Luke's family on fire. He then laughs until he stops laughing.

**

Hrm... So Luke has a family? pp stealthily sets up his old Detective Agency in search of this alleged, "family."

For those of you at home keeping track, my record is at 109

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

<push>

"Of course I have a family!"

Luke runs around the bar singing a song about families and togetherness.

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Please don't write out of the space.
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UR pushes pp into the acid pit because he doesn't like the singing.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel

pp, at 111, (Hey, neat) staggers out of the acid pit and gets a cold beer. The end.

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

Hardly.

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======ACT 2=====
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Dumbest Post ever
Hi, my name is Billy Bob Bobby Hick the XXVIII. I got hit by a truck while I was running away from Lord of the Sticks.
End

Jimbob marvels at the stupidity and gets himself plastered.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)

Luke hastily remakes the acid pit so he can push Jimbob into it.

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what was this topic orginally about?

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"the gnomes the gnomes, see the gnomes touch the gnomes, DON'T touch the gnomes... They're gonna get me AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Hi, my name is Billy Bob Bobby Hick the XXVIII. I got hit by a truck while I was running away from Lord of the Sticks.

**

Wow, I'm Bob Bob Billy Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo III. Small world...

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