Luke violently kills Zax with a chainsaw.
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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke violently kills Zax with a chainsaw.
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pp sits in the bar watching large animals thrown around the bar. Just as the people's attention are diverted from the animal-throwing action by Luke and his chainsaw, pp throws an H-bomb at an annoying fly which has been irritating him lately. Grrr.....
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Zax re-incarnates himself and dissolved Luke's face in a jar of 11 Molar Concentrated Sulphuric Acid, and throws a cat at his torso.
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Jimbob throws Zax at Luke, then shoots them both with a cat. He then throws the idiots guide to PC repair on them, crushing their bodies.
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EVHobo has completely forgot what he has been doing in bar, and must have passed out. He awakes with a cat, moose, and dead giraffe on his table. He immediatly throws a small gerbil at Luke for not waking him up, then passes out again for a few months.
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I live the US and I don't support george bush or his actions with Iraq. Peace, love, and hobos everywhere...
Zax reincarnates himself and drowns Jimbob in coffee before eating his left arm.
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I think i've posted in several bars already: i should be famous now!
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Thenk you, thank you.
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Cooldude
Luke shoots Cooldude with a water gun full of corrosive acid and roach juice.
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Ahem. H-bomb: Kaboom. Thank you.
pp takes a second H-bomb out of his pocket and throws it at Cooldude.
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DeadBeat becomes a rising star in the field of Bird Documentries...1 day later he is crushed by his biggest fans, young 25 year old women.
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UR throws a rabid mouse at whoever is close by. UR gets another ale.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
Nobody was close by, since they all flied away with the H-bomb. The mouse does not see anyone so returns to his master and him up. (We might try to put a larger intelligence chip, if you mind... :redface: )
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Cooldude
Jimbob reincarnates and decides to not throw anything other than footballs, baseballs, basketballs, and the occasional mouse.
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UR throws a football at everybody who hasn't been posting in awhile. He throws a mouse at everybody who has posted recently.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
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**UR throws a football at everybody who hasn't been posting in awhile. He throws a mouse at everybody who has posted recently.
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I don't suggest you play games with my lightsaber. Kyle has a busy life, you know. 
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(quote)Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
**I don't suggest you play games with my lightsaber. Kyle has a busy life, you know.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
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Jimbob begins placing bets that the Orlando Magic win the eastern confrence.
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After regenerating DeadBeat eats food until his stomach bursts. Shortly afterwards he becomes stuck in the regenerator exit door because of his large size.
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AJ appears after a few months, takes a look at DB's situation and gets an evil grin on his face. He knocks DB back into the regeneration chamber, slams the door shut, locks it, and fills it with acid. Then he steps back, grabs a lawnchair and a beer, and watches as DB dies painfully and regenerates every couple of seconds.
Didn't know we had regeneration 'chambers' or I would've done this a long time ago 
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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...
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Originally posted by AJ:
**AJ appears after a few months, takes a look at DB's situation and gets an evil grin on his face. He knocks DB back into the regeneration chamber, slams the door shut, locks it, and fills it with acid. Then he steps back, grabs a lawnchair and a beer, and watches as DB dies painfully and regenerates every couple of seconds.
Didn't know we had regeneration 'chambers' or I would've done this a long time ago
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pp pulls DB out of the acid pit after a life total of 26 acid-related deaths. pp, who holds the record of 107, throws himself into the acid pit. I win! 
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