Hey thanks! 
UR walks over to those who cannot move for various reasons and proceeds to pour some of the urine and arsenic down their throats.
"There, that's better isn't it?" 
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
pp jumps out the pit screaming when the urine is poured down his drink. He lands on the floor, falls over and explodes.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 02-24-2003).)
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**pp jumps out the pit screaming when the urine is poured down his drink. He lands on the floor, falls over and explodes.
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Would you like some more?
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
DeadBeat orders some blown up penguin. He then sits back and remembers the times when the bar was only 4 pages long.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
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pp regenerates, sees UR with his vile pitcher, and runs. Runs very fast.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Zax has actually been playing golf with a chicken for the past year and has been using a rubber dummy with a SEPF to confuse everybody. 38 with two to go :).
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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat orders some blown up penguin. He then sits back and remembers the times when the bar was only 4 pages long.
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I remember when it took about four days to get a couple posts on the original. Capt'n Skyblade was my first customer, he ordered a water. 
Then Esponer (Silver Dragon) hit his head on a wall, because it had been trash talking to him.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
(quote)Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob considers going back into the depths of the bar to see the archives, but fears getting lost around the tenth or eleventh page...;)
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
**
pp invites his circus of dancing karate monkeys into the bar. Hurrah! Monkeys!
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
UR ignores the "do not feed monkeys" sign and gives a monkey some brandy. It is soon drunk and the drunken monkey karate style is now created.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
DeadBeat walks into the bar and get's knocked out by an angry Karate monkey with a hangover.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
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UR wonders why not much is happening right now. UR orders a whiskey and
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**UR wonders why not much is happening right now. UR orders a whiskey and
**
he drinks it.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Luke wants to talk about mikee's resignation, but he's too drunk to start up a conversation, so he just shouts "MIKEE'S RETIRING!!!"
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**he drinks it.
**
Heh heh heh. I must've been too tired to finish and notice that mistake.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke wants to talk about mikee's resignation, but he's too drunk to start up a conversation, so he just shouts "MIKEE'S RETIRING!!!"
**
UR gets another whiskey and drinks to Mikee's retirement
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
Mikees retiring? What? When? Aack, how come I didn't hear?
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
::walks through door with the slight stagger of his mech-o-leg::
::looks around, noticing the eyes upon him::
::mumbling to himself:: "Damn, I hate that..."
::walks up to the bar::
: :redface:rders a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster::
::chills out::
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Dude, where's my Kestrel? Wha--aaaagh!!!
:is shot down:
"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
