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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**pp tinkers with the Boozaramma's security camera and than sells a 10-DVD collection showcasing all 105 times pp has fallen into the acid pit. (100 credits each, while supplies last)
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bah! if I can get gammorean starbursts for 3 credits, why should I pay 100 credits for your stinking short movie on an obselete type of storage not used for a millenia?
/me pushes pp into the acid pit and has a good laugh at his expense.
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DeadBeat switches the bar's alcohol with lemon juice. He then sits back to enjoy the specticle.
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Anyway, I scored a 1030 on the PSAT. 540 in math, 490 in reading. I had the best in my school except for someone who got an 1190...
**
1300. 670 English, 630 Math.
Rawzer decides that he's too smart to keep getting piss drunk, so he gets blind drunk instead.
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**1300. 670 English, 630 Math.
Rawzer decides that he's too smart to keep getting piss drunk, so he gets blind drunk instead.
**
Oh yeah? Well I got two!! Two in English and none in Math! 
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
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Zax throws Rawzer, UR and jimbob in the acid pit and covers them with red paint and some ducks.
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Originally posted by Zax:
**Zax throws Rawzer, UR and jimbob in the acid pit and covers them with red paint and some ducks.
**
Hey, I happen to like ducks! pp climbs out the acid pit (106, before I forget) and decides he's in the mood for some lemon juice. He orders some and than is shocked to discover alcohol in the pitcher!... Oh well. He gets drunk and walks around all
woozly-like.
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Originally posted by Zax:
**Zax throws Rawzer, UR and jimbob in the acid pit and covers them with red paint and some ducks.
**
UR breaks off Zax's arms and legs and covers the bloddy stumps so that he won't die and get regenerated. Now Zax is a body and a head lying in the dusty corner of the bar completely fogotten. 
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SuperNova starts jumping in and out of the acid pit for fun in a Hitchhiker inspired fit of madness.
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DeadBeat shoots SuperNova in the head, not killing him but turning him into a human vegitable for the rest of his life. He then places him next to Zax.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
A mysterious blue alien shoots Zax and regenerates him. Zax then proceeds to cover the bar in gasoline and wild dogs.
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pp is chased by one of the wild dog and soon other dogs join in.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Luke kills SuperNova and the blue alien. He duct tapes Dead Beat underneath a random table.
Edit: What moron decided that "blue" should have an "e" in it, any way?
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Jimbob regenerates and ducktapes Zax and PP to the inside of the acid pit. He proceeded to laugh and laugh until he stops laughing. He then laughs at the guy who got Ko'd by Tyson in 49 seconds.
He laughs at Luke and calls him a <content edited> and pokes him with a stick. Terry Tate gets bored and tackles himself, resulting in a new cure for boredom.
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War sucks.
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DeadBeat falls off from under the table...he then runs and jumps against Luke attaching them together. Afterwards he dives into the acid pit.
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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat falls off from under the table...he then runs and jumps against Luke attaching them together. Afterwards he dives into the acid pit.
**
But in reality he only dreamt this happening. Him just falling off the table when he had been duct taped there would be questioning the power and the authority of duct tape, foolish mortal.
pp wonders why the hell ducks are taped to himself and Zax with duct tape. He doesn't wonder for very long though because pp, Zax, and all twenty ducks are soon slowly disintegrated by the acid.
This is a familiar feeling for pp, but the ducks soon begin quacking like ... Erm... ducks quacking very loud and fast.
Edit: Fixed Code
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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke kills Super Nova
**
Who is Super Nova? Is he like that Evula person that everyone seems to confuse with (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")EVula(/url)?
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Nah, SuperNova and Super Nova are interchangeable. Get (url="http://"http://evula.com")EVula(/url) wrong, though, and you're screwed.
Rawzer decides to visit his home planet of Fakkoskitar, back in the alien galaxy.
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UR starts eating grilled dog, even though he'd be more content eating a cat as he hates cats. He also orders some drinks to go with it.
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Luke realizes that UR did not specify which drinks he wanted.
"Here's your fermented kangaroo urine with arsenic, buddy."
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