DeadBeat defeats Kyle easily using the "Swartz."

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I used to hang around the PoG boards a lot. (It was my first Ambrosia game, ah, the memories) I decided to check back on the PoG boards on Thursday. I commented on a lot of topics which hadn't been posted on for a couple days and Stark judged I wasn't saying anything particularly useful and was bringing back some near dead topics, so he lowered my karma. I hadn't noticed I was doing this but I suppose I deserved it. (I suppose) He tells me if I'm helpful and stuff he'll raise it back to clean... Yay!

pp returns from his 101st acid pit trip. He refuses EVHobos offer for Marijuana (Other than drinks, I firmly stand by my opinion that drugs suck) and gets a Coke instead.
"Aack... headache... need to cool down..." Suddenly pp's head is blown off by Deadbeat "accidently." Once it regenerates all Deadbeat can do is laugh and repeat the word, "Oops?"

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Jimbob enjoys the regenative and refreshing powers of Dr. Pepper, but he dies anyway. He regenerates, and bows to Kyle. He then chops off Kyle's legs and laughs, then Jimbob leaves his sword in his stomach for a while. After Kyle starts bleeding Dr. Pepper, he pulls it out and laughs again.

I can't believe we lost another shuttle. Good topic on it in Just Chat going...

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War sucks.

Yeah... I've brought bad luck to NASA - the last time we lost a shuttle was a few months after I was born.

Kyle enjoys the frying sensation of Jimmy's lightsword. Although his legs are gone, he soon feels energized from the lightsword / Dr. Pepper combination and proceeds to re-attach his legs using the Force. Then he collapses into unconscienceness from lack of Dr. Pepper in the last fifteen minutes.

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Luke sticks a tube leading from the DP tanks directly into Kyle's mouth.

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I was born a few months after it blew up... I think. When did it blow up? What month in '86?

Rawzer opens up a medicinal cocaine stand to compete with the pot stand.

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Luke outlaws marijuana and cocaine.

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AdmiralQuezacotl Throughs a Cheesehead party in response.

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Welcome to the boards... Although you've probably heard that already.

pp picks up a new hobby of playing the guitar and attempts to teach himself. Once he realizes this is a mind-numbing device meant to drive you insane, pp picks up some CDs and listens to the proffesionals do it. He burns the marijuana and cocains system as the music from the speakers destroy everyone's ear drums.
pp turns on some random band which happens to be the All American-Rejects. Everyone should listen to them... or pay.
This Was a Paid Advertisment from The All American-Rejects

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Whoops... I was born two months after the Challenger went down, which was January 28th, 1986. No wonder I don't remember it.

Kyle takes the Dr. Pepper hose and starts spraying Luke with it. After he becomes sticky from the drink and his limbs become stuck firmly against the floor and wall, Kyle grabs his lightsaber.

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DeadBeat shoots himself in the foot to protest the war on Iraq.

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"I understand your dedication," pp begins, "But I don't think... Ah well..." pp then blasts himself in the arm.

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Luke throws DB and pp in the acid pit in protest against violent self-torture as a form of protest.

Then he whips out his (Luke's, remember) light sabre and faces Kyle...

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Rawzer lights a Buddhist monk on fire in protest of non-violence in all forms, except non-violence to Iraqis.

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pp takes out his own specially modified lightsaber and, being the total idiot he is, throws it at Luke. Lightsaber smacks Luke in forehead "Score!" pp shouts. Getting up, Luke picks up pp's lightsaber and with his own, advances on Kyle.

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Kyle uses his dark powers (i.e. lightning) to fry the evil penguin and Luke.

"Bah, that was a lousy fight. Bring it on!"

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Luke summons evil demons to help him attack Skyblade.

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Skyblade has no problem with this, as these evil demons are part of the Dark Side (which he likes to use as well :p).

/sips a Dr. Pepper while keeping a close eye on Luke.

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Luke calls of the duel.

"Why don't you do something constructive like asking if we can get the Booz Histroy topic archived? I tried while you were gone but EVula said I'd have to wait for Micah L to come back and give his opinion and well... EVula always liked you best."

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"Wow, I only had 2566 posts in the middle of December? And now I'm double-posting..."

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