Luke hands DeadBeat the packet. For the next two weeks the question of "What's the difference between Smarties and M&Ms; will control DeadBeat's life. Later on, as DeadBeat bit into his M&Ms; they make a large SQUEEK!
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
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Originally posted by Mazca:
**...Mazca doesn't-come-here-very-often-any-more-ingly.
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Rawzer looks at that a second time and realizes that it's an adverb, not a last name, as he originally thought.
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pp, realizing it's past Halloween and he's been in this bar way too long, gets up and starts handing out candy to everyone. As soon as they get their candy pp yells, "TRICK OR TREAT!" before taking the candy back. Thus, he effectivally gives everyone Halloween pleasure with one piece of candy. Afterwards he magically summons a giant potatoe and turkey. FEAST! he stuffs everyone into the dish of food before handing out presents to everyone. Finally, pp than decorates the ENTIRE bar in a flash and yells, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" before collapsing of tire straight into the acid pit. I hope everyone had a great holiday season, one better than mine. 
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You've been in this bar too long...
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pp goes insane and starts handing out easter eggs! Yay! Early Easter!
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Luke hard boils his Easter egg.
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Rawzer shoots penguin with a shotgun.
"It's wabbit season!"
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Trugati fries her Easter Egg.
Then she wonders how she could have missed a whole page of the Boozeramma bar in just 3 days.
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The great space parrot is a biped
Dragoon, confused, smashes his Easter Egg against his forehead.
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DeadBeat puts his Easter Egg in an incubator. 2 weeks later it hatches, a small rabbit comes out.
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
pp, stunned, gets out of his rabbit suit and feels confused. "Where am I?" he asks. He collapses to the ground and Luke, sipping a cup of Dr. Pepper, announces for pp to be thrown into the acid pit. Number eighteen.
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Trugati asks Luke how long it takes for one to get regenerated after he falls in the acid pit.
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Luke replies that time is meaningless so it doesn't really matter.
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Dragoon replies with a better answer: "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so." He then turns around to get another drink when he gets punched in the teeth as a brawl breaks out. "I can't tell if my mouth is full of blood or pennies..."
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pp climbs out the pit and jumps into the fight.
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Luke whistles. His pet anaconda, Froedrick Jr., shows up. The two eagerly enter the brawl.
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DeadBeat sits back as "ChinKilla" does all the work for him. With it's new fusion reactor "ChinKilla" is unstoppable.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Trugati hires a couple of Ringwraiths, and they wreak havoc while screaming their lungs out.
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Dragoon pulls out a Thermal Detonator.
Luke's eye twitches involuntarily.
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Trugati spots a carbonized person inside the bar.
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(This message has been edited by Trugati (edited 01-03-2003).)
