The Boozerama Bar NE

Luke · Dec 31, 2002, 8:16 PM

Luke reincarnates as an android.

"1000 posts! Woo-hoo! Penguin, go get some fancy drinks from the storage room!"

Hmm. This still isn't the biggest topic ever on the boards, but as long as EVula doesn't lock it... (hint, hint)

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Soviet mikee · Dec 31, 2002, 10:33 PM

We won't lock it as long as it stays civil

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DeadBeat · Dec 31, 2002, 11:23 PM

DeadBeat opens a bottle of champagne, the cork flies off hitting Luke in the head...ten minutes later he is pronounced dead.

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Luke · Dec 31, 2002, 11:31 PM

Luke reincarnates and thanks Mikee.

"Get even more drinks!"

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phantompenguin · Jan 1, 2003, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by Soviet mikee:
**We won't lock it as long as it stays civil;)

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pp reappears with his boots again out of the acid pit a moment later and steps out of the perimeter of the pit before taking of his boots. Number fourteen... he thinks. He hears mikee speak about being civil and screams, I'M A PENGUIN AND MY HEAD WAS JUST CHOPPED OFF! THIS IS NOT CIVIL!

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Soviet mikee · Jan 1, 2003, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**pp reappears with his boots again out of the acid pit a moment later and steps out of the perimeter of the pit before taking of his boots. Number fourteen... he thinks. He hears mikee speak about being civil and screams, I'M A PENGUIN AND MY HEAD WAS JUST CHOPPED OFF! THIS IS NOT CIVIL!

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This is pretty much why I avoid these topics

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-esw-dragoon_77 · Jan 1, 2003, 12:31 AM

Dragoon sneaks up behind the headless penguin, kicks it in the back of the knee, and throws it back into the acid pit.

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Unreal Centipede · Jan 1, 2003, 12:42 AM

Unreal looks at pp. wonders why he doesnt have a head. "oh yea!" unreal looks down at his stomach. "Its there! Hey pp want your head back?" pp Replys with a firm yes. "Well your going to have to wait a few hours...."

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Rawzer · Jan 1, 2003, 2:13 AM

Rawzer avoids the acid pit altogether. He instead eats a cheeseburger and gains 30 pounds.

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-esw-dragoon_77 · Jan 1, 2003, 3:21 AM

Dragoon wonders where he can get a cheeseburger like that. Before he can ask Rawzer, Unreal pukes up pp's head and Dragoon trips on it and dies.

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Luke · Jan 1, 2003, 5:06 AM

Luke sees Rawzer's odd weight gain and checks to see exactly what he put in the burgers when he was drunk this morning...

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DeadBeat · Jan 1, 2003, 5:31 AM

DeadBeat opens up his burger to find pure lard, in disgust he throws it backwards. It lands on Lukes face and slowly slides down. "Next time I'll avoid the McLardo burger," thinks DeadBeat to himself.

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phantompenguin · Jan 1, 2003, 3:44 PM

pp slowly climbs out of the acid pit, for the sixteenth time, in an acid proof wet suit. He waits for a few minutes, waiting for a question... Nobody asks. "Well, aren't you going to ask about my wetsuit?" he says impatiently. Reluctantly Luke asks, and pp becomes disgusted and screams, "DON'T ASK!" before rematerializing and cleaning off his thrown up head and fitting it back on. Good as new!

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-esw-dragoon_77 · Jan 1, 2003, 4:24 PM

Dragoon dies again after seeing a penguin put its head back on.

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Unreal Centipede · Jan 1, 2003, 4:39 PM

Unreal attacks luke leaveing only his head, because he was full.

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Mazca · Jan 1, 2003, 5:04 PM

"Ooh, more than a thousand posts." said Mazca doesn't-come-here-very-often-any-more-ingly.

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Luke · Jan 1, 2003, 5:16 PM

Luke reincarnates and sees Mazca materialise out of thin air.

"Hmmm..."

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-esw-dragoon_77 · Jan 1, 2003, 6:30 PM

Dragoon realizes that he didn't die and gnaws off his own foot.

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Luke · Jan 1, 2003, 7:13 PM

Luke distributes free packets of M&Ms; to everyone and outlaws cannibalism and self-cannibalism.

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Unreal Centipede · Jan 1, 2003, 9:03 PM

Unreal sits in the corner eating something that goes 'SQUEEK!' every time Unreal bites down.

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