DeadBeat set's up a "Mac-Box" next to UR's X-Box. "Your wrong!" DeadBeat shouts to UR, "The Mac-Box is way better than the X-Box!" He then begins playing EV3!!!
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pp shrugs. I didn't get any systems for Christmas. Didn't want any. He pulls out his very dented and battered GameBoy Advanced and slips a cartdrige into the slot. He than sits there for two hours moronically hypnotized by the game. (Oh, jolly good show, staring at an LCD screen and pushing little buttons!)
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Luke, himself just returning to the boards after a weekend of solid Diablo- and Starcraft- playing, joins the video game junkies with a Playstation 3 prototype he stole from Sony HQ.
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pp suddenly vanishes and just as suddenly returns looking four years older a moment later. He explains carefully that he has been through a lot, has saved the galaxy three times over, and that he had gone through many many time rifts which he manipulated to bring him back here in the age he left and at the same time he left. He ignores the protests about him being older and glances over at hsi still running GBA. He pushes it aside and whips out one of those nifty new iPortables from the future and begins to play EV RoP. 
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
DeadBeat eats a Llama just for the hell of it.
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-DeadBeat
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Dragoon walks in with an infinite number of edible emus. The patrons in the bar stare at his left thigh hungrily.
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Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77:
**Dragoon walks in with an infinite number of edible emus. The patrons in the bar stare at his left thigh hungrily.
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Whose left thigh?
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
"His! cant you read?" Unreal wnters his robot Confed cruiser in the Robofight.
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Luke builds a pen outside for the llamas and emus.
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"Don't put my emus out there!" Dragoon yells at Luke. "They are alergic to pens!...Did I mention that you look delicious tonight, Luke?"
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Luke backs away slowly... "The emus will be fine. Stop staring at me like that."
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Dragoon licks his lips and takes another step forward. "Don't go, it will only hurt for a second..."
OoC: Will this be like the bars on the Nova board, where they are locked after they reach a thousand posts, or will it continue on for years to come? 
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Luke pushes Dragoon in the acid pit for his cannibalistic attitude.
"EVula might lock it after 1000 posts, but then I'll just make another one. And we don't use OOCs here. Don't worry about being dead and all; prompt reincarnation is a simple fact of life in this bar."
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pp sits there for two hours paralyzed by the brand new FHS screen a myserious phantom donated to the bar for Christmas. Look how it sparkles!
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Unreal goes through a transformation. After it Unreal has a taste for Luke Flesh(anyone named luke should run) And penguins. And he finds out that he can eat phantoms. Unreal stalks behind luke and bites Lukes hand off.
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-Unreal Centipede
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Suddenly a bunch of new age hippies run through the bar looking for some some food. In the excitement they grab Unreal Centipede and him in their "insect pizza". DeadBeat stares at them for a second and then knocks them over with "ChinKilla"!
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pp runs for his life as Unreal gives chase. Or at least he tries to but the waddling penguin has nowhere to hide. Jumping into the olympic pool he manages to make his getaway.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Luke, decapitated, wanders around aimlessly.
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Unreal hops in a V6 powered Boat and hits pp, blacking him out. He lifts pp up and takes a big chomp out of his head and throws his body in the acid pit (How many is that?). Then chases luke.
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Dragoon reincarnated blinks and sips his drink.
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