Trugati destroys all the clones around her with her hyper-sonic-superplasma blaster and goes back to the bar where she finds Deadbeat running after a hyperactive 'bot.

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"Chinkiller" DeadBeat shouts to Luke, "Or something like that..."
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**"Chinkiller" DeadBeat shouts to Luke, "Or something like that..."
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Maybe you're reffering to the Crimson Chin from the Fairly Oddparents. You guys probably don't watch it but I'm only eleven so I think the shows pretty good...

Anyways, pp watches the festivites and realizes it's Christmas! He does a little dance and rushes off to get in his ship and join his family for Christmas. Unfortuanantly in the process he is stopped by an evil monkey who pops up out of thin air, takes pp, and throws him into the acid pit. He than disapears... (Hey, that's unlucky thirteen on Christmas...)

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"'Chinkilla', Deadbeat. Close enough."

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Stardust blasts Deadbeats robot with his Heavy Blaster Turret.

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The laser's energy is quickly absorbed by the robot for power. Using this power as a boost it quickly runs over Captain Stardust before he can react. In the background DeadBeat laughs his head off.

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The robot gets blood all over itself, rusts, and explodes.

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Luke realized that the bar never had any Christmas decorations. He goes back in time, buys a giant Christmas tree, sets it up, and goes back to the present.

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Fire from the expoding robot goes on the "Holiday Tree" and burns it down.

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But both are regenerated. pp decides to get into the holiday spirit and goes back in time. He reappears on Christmas as Santa... A penguin in a Santa suit? Well, anyways, pp hands out gifts to everyone and goes forward in time again. He soon realizes though that giving everyone custom made ultra deluxe spoons of war was not a good idea as there is no bar anymore and everybody lays dead on the ground. With a sigh pp walks over to the auto-generater and pushes a little button. Nothing happens... THE LIFE OF THE REGENERATOR HAS BEEN KICKD OUT! pp rushes to see who is alive out of those on the ground... Slowly Stardust and Trugati get up...

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"I WIN!!" Says sterdust after whooping the tushies of the bar members, but couldnt hit a girl. Stardust raids the drink silos and installs a hose and puts it in his mouth and opens the valve...

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Luke shows up, kills everyone, and regenerates the bar. Good as new.

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That couldn't have happened. You're dead Luke, and the regenerators dead.
Or are you dead? On a distant planet penniless and shippless, (AND OUTFITLESS, NO ZAPPING YOURSELF SOMEWHERE NEW OR WHATEVER LUKE) everyone else in the bar slwoly wakes up. Could this be to the work of, God forbid, Sith Gates?

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Luke kills PP for insisting that things make sense.

"Calm down and drink some more, Mr. Penguin."

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Trugati regenerates and knocks Luke out for klling a penguin. "In my opinion," she says, "It's much worse to hit penguins than to hit girls."

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"What about girl penguins?" DeadBeat asks. He then proceeds to find a girl penguin and beat it up.

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Luke gets up and starts clubbing a baby seal, muttering, "Stop the madness..."

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Rawzer enters "Rawzo" in the Robofight tournament. He promptly loses.

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