Jimbob carries a FOOsball table in and puts it in the corner with the pool table and pinball machine. He then plays a game of pinball, and sets the high score at 42,424,242.
He then tends to his pond, and adds plants to the rivers, which turn out to turn the pond green.
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UR gets reincarnated by his first mate. UR storms into the bar and slams the amount for the drink onto the bar. He then challenges JimBob to a game of doubles on the foosball table. He and his firstmate win 10 out 14 games as it was very hard to score against UR(this is a true fact as I am very good as goalie). UR puts multiple plants of various colors into the pond. He starts laughing uncontrollably as the ponds changes from color to color.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
DeadBeat installs an Air Hockey table and waits for a challenge...
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
phantompenguin walks in. Not knowing what's been happening lately, phantompenguin feels confused at all the different sights. Walks over to deadbeat, plays Foozball, loses horribly. Gets angry and kicks the ceiling. Misses. Falls on the ground. Screams, "MEDIIIC!"
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
www.sluggy.com - The greatest comic in the world.
UR laughs at phantompenguins crazy antics. Then he plays air hockey, but loses since he hasn't played in eight years.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
Luke pushes UR aside and starts playing air hockey.
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phantompenguin orders 4,000,000 orders of Pepsi Blue and squishes them. phantompenguin really hates Pepsi. He than orders 4,000,000 orders of beer, the service drone runs in fear of more squishing, phantompenguin actually drinks every single drink. Walks into bathroom stall, does his stuff, but is too drunk to figure out how to open the door. Oh sh**, he thinks.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams. (url="http://"http://www.sluggy.com")www.sluggy.com(/url) - The greatest comic in the world.
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-05-2002).)
After some pushing, shoving, and yelling of the word, 'FORK,' phantompenguin decides to blow up the bar. He accidently blows up everyone in it too. :frown:
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
www.sluggy.com - The greatest comic in the world.
Luke's molecules form a blob which pushes the regenerate button. The regenerated Luke pushes the regenerated penguin into the regenerated acid pit.
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The regenerated DeadBeat wonders why his regenerated sunday doesn't have a regenerated cherry on it. He accuses the closest regenerated guy and punches him out.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
"ow" Unreal falls to the floor landing on a fuse box for all of the Regenerators, distroying it.
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-Unreal Centipede
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Luke kicks Unreal. Hard.
"You people" <kick> "don't understand" <kick> "the concept" <kick> "of" <kick> "the regenerator!" <kick>
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phantompenguin, this time a bit more sober, regenerates... Inside the acid pit. Before dying again phantompenguin screams the words, "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS LUKE! ONE DAY I'LL... OH CRA-!"
Edit: As I was for a reply to my post let it be known phantompenguin is currently in the underworld making goody-good with satan. phantompenguin now also has a fleet of 1,000 Rebel Destroyers.
Oh yeah, one last thing, nobody mess with me while I'm in the underworld. I have a plot for it. 
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams. (url="http://"http://www.sluggy.com")www.sluggy.com(/url) - The greatest comic in the world.
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-06-2002).)
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DeadBeat runs down to Hell and kicks phantompenguin in the crotch. Now he can no longer have children.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
phantompenguin becomes really pissed. He arrives at the bar an hour later. There are loud, VERY loud noises coming from outside as if 1,000,000,000 Unholy Cruisersjust landed outside. Oh crap, that's what really happened. Luke, the other bar inhabitants, and their escorts arm themeselves. This is gonna' be one heck of a fight...STAY TUNED...
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
www.sluggy.com - The greatest comic in the world.
DeadBeat arms himself with a really big cod, only known to him that Daemons can't stand cod.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Sits down and cries loudly
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The best version of the original EV was the one where you could blow-up Captain Hector!
To download one of my Plug-Ins visit:
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Luke puts the sobbing PluginManiac into a large jar of pickle juice and arms himself with a pair of socks and a dirty knife.
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Jimbob regenerates his pond and clones the fish. He regenerates all the games, adds a dart board, and shoots at one of the cruisers outside. Just for the Hell of it. He gets burnt to a crisp, regenerates, and hangs by the Air Hockey table, waiting for a match.
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(Insert Clever Saying Here)
Stardust arms himself with the weapons of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 Cruisers.
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