DeadBeat gives RC abdominal thrusts until he spits out the fish. "Where's the MD bot when you need it?" DeadBeat asks out loud.
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Luke smacks his forehead. "I forgot to pick up the MD bot from the shop!"
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Jimbob flies up to the bar in a McLaren F42 only to be tackled by Luke, who was running out, screaming something about an MD. Jimbob gets up and brushes himself off, looks at Luke and says, "long time, no see!"
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-24-2002).)
Luke, who is slightly drunk, stares at Jimbob oddly, wondering where he's seen him before.
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DeadBeat decides to make "sex look like a church." DeadBeat's new religion Sexentology becomes a big hit on Rigel 4. "I'll have a white collar special!" He shouts to Luke.
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(This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 11-25-2002).)
:I'm not really sure what I'm doing at this point:
RC gets up and sits at the bar. Moments later he hears plasma bursts as Jimbob burst into the bar. Luke isn't close behind, shouting something about an astronomical tab and killing.
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"... it's just that I don't like doing work, so..."
Luke wonders why DB is naked and surrounded by dozens of beautiful women (and more than a few men).
Luke starts preparing his famous Thanksgiving meal.
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Using his Vellos mind reading powers DeadBeat read's Lukes thoughts. "Well they used to be women," he shouts to Luke.
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UR walks in for the first time in many months.
"What the ****?"
Just to be safe UR gets his proton blaster and his neutron blaster rifle. Then he orders a brandy and a flaming flamingo. When he sees Luke too drunk to understand, UR gets up and leaves to the back room to where the "good stuff" is kept. He them picks up a flamingo plate and shoots it a couple times until it burst into flames and sit down, eating with his combat knife(never been used in combat) and drinking from the bottle.
"So," UR starts, "How is everybody?"
He looks around, notices a new acis pit, some new members, Rawzer laughing so hard he's on the floor rolling around and hitting the tritanium floor, and he could barely make out RC at the counter, burnt in many places. He also sees some old friends from the original boozerama bar. (ah, the memories)
"I see...." UR says to himself.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
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Luke, whose blood alcohol level is now so high it's scary, staggers over to UR and demands that he pay for his flamingo.
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DeadBeat decides to take advantage of Lukes current condition and asks if he can borrow 1 million credits.
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Luke says "Sure thing!" and hands DB one million yen.
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**Luke, whose blood alcohol level is now so high it's scary, staggers over to UR and demands that he pay for his flamingo.
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"Sure, I'll pay"
"Hey, You got change for a 1bil credit chip?" 
Luke thinks about it then walks over to the register, where DB just took all the money out already except a few small chips.
"Yah, I gotts yer chang righ' he." Luke was so drunk he fell flat on his nose against the counter.
Yaa!! I finally reached 1,000 posts! (Yes, I know some of you reached this within weeks of registering) 
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When Luke wakes up, sober at last, he gets all his money back by force and then goes swimming.
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Originally posted by Luke:
**When Luke wakes up, sober at last, he gets all his money back by force and then goes swimming.
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However, since Luke was asleep so long he became very tired. After a couple hours he realized he was swimming in the acid pit, and not the pool.
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Luke's body burnt to a crisp, and "Luke Chips" shows up on the menu.
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"It's as big as a man!"-
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DeadBeat decides to feed some "Luke Chips" to his dog. After eating them it dies. "Oh well," DeadBeat thinks out loud, "I'll order a live dog."
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Luke reincarnates as a mech warrior droid. He proceeds to kill everyone in the bar.
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**Luke reincarnates as a mech warrior droid. He proceeds to kill everyone in the bar.
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Luckily UR went to his cruiser because he forgot his wallet. When he gets back there is a robot that looks like Luke, and everybody is on the floor with multiple gunshot wounds.
"Hey, what's up? You look bothered. How 'bout I buy you some whisky?"
UR then sits down, pays for his stuff and continues eating and drinking with MechWarrior Luke.
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