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Rawzer · Nov 16, 2002, 11:35 PM

Rawzer gets fined.

And beaten.

And digested.

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rebel council · Nov 17, 2002, 7:51 PM

Why din't anyone tell me we had flamed flamingo?

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"... it's just that I don't like doing work, so..."

Luke · Nov 17, 2002, 8:57 PM

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Originally posted by rebel council:
**Why din't anyone tell me we had flamed flamingo?
**

We thought it was obvious; every good bar has flamed flamingo.

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Rawzer · Nov 17, 2002, 11:19 PM

We have a what?!!!

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Unreal Centipede · Nov 18, 2002, 12:10 AM

Unreal comes in looks around and runs toward the nearest acid pit clutching his eyes

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Luke · Nov 18, 2002, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**We have a what?!!!
**

Sheesh. I'm amazed at how many of you were unaware that flamed flamingo is on our menu.

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rebel council · Nov 18, 2002, 5:07 PM

I'll take five...

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Luke · Nov 18, 2002, 9:31 PM

You better eat 'em all, they ain't cheap.

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DeadBeat · Nov 19, 2002, 4:18 PM

After finishing his first meal DeadBeat orders a "GTA Surprise Happy Meal".

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Luke · Nov 19, 2002, 11:11 PM

"Would you like fries with your GTA Surprise?" Luke says. He then shoots DB, runs him over, and then bludgeons him.

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DeadBeat · Nov 20, 2002, 6:04 AM

"How much do I owe you?" DeadBeat asks after recieving a severe beating to the head.

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Luke · Nov 20, 2002, 10:11 PM

"44 million yen."

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Rawzer · Nov 20, 2002, 10:42 PM

Rawzer has spent the last week perfecting a Lukebot. He sends the Lukebot into the bar to to all of Luke's work without taking any of Luke's pay. Luke goes off to frolic.

The robot is almost exactly like Luke, but...

(here's the twist)

...he does not speak english!

Let's watch:

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rebel council · Nov 21, 2002, 12:13 AM

Hey Luke, what the hell, I asked for falmingo.

ťěě:obv

No,no,no. I sayed Flamingo. You know the fried one?

ťěě:obv

NO, damit! Fla min GO! Grr...

ťěě:obv

THATS IT!! :Punches in face: SH!T! Curse your metalic face....

´ÄE´ě:ł÷

:walks away slowly:

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"... it's just that I don't like doing work, so..."

Unreal Centipede · Nov 21, 2002, 1:04 AM

Looks at Luke.
"Luke, change shampoo, get cloned, or get rawzer to make a robot of you that doesnt speak english?"

"??Š? Ź ???????ß"

"Really?"

"???Ź???Š??ř<pi><pi>?"

"Ah ha i was right! you did change your shampoo!!"

"Ź ? Ź? Ź Źć?¨??ĽŽŽ´ś¨<pi>Ş§śŞşŞś? ?Ź??<pi>¨ ???¨Ľř????ř¨ř¨ř"

"Throw you in the acid pit? well if you say so..."

Unreal throws 'Luke' in the acid pit. "Humm, not desolveing, interesting. HEY POOL!!" Unreal jumps in the pool.

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Luke · Nov 21, 2002, 2:01 AM

Luke comes back from his frolic. "What the hell..."

Rawzer is giggling in a corner, RC is stalking away and muttering, and Unreal and a "Lukebot" are dissolving in the acid pit.

Luke shrugs and buys some atomic bombs.

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Unreal Centipede · Nov 21, 2002, 2:33 AM

Unreal is in pool trying to hold his breath longer then a fish that he put in.

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DeadBeat · Nov 21, 2002, 7:42 AM

DeadBeat builds a robot based off something totally random.

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rebel council · Nov 21, 2002, 4:32 PM

Stupid Luke, stupid talking Japanese. Kicks him in the nuts.

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"... it's just that I don't like doing work, so..."

Luke · Nov 22, 2002, 9:55 PM

Luke groans, pushes RC into the pool, where he accidentally swallows the fish.

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