The Boozerama Bar NE

DeadBeat · Nov 4, 2002, 4:04 PM

DeadBeat kicks something completly random.

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Luke · Nov 4, 2002, 8:28 PM

Luke kicks Deadbeat.

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AJ · Nov 5, 2002, 2:46 AM

AJ respawns, stumbles out back, and kicks his own corpse.

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Luke · Nov 5, 2002, 8:44 PM

Luke dumps AJ's corpse in the industrial-strength blender in the storage room.

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Rawzer · Nov 6, 2002, 12:40 AM

Rawzer decides against posting something interesting.

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DeadBeat · Nov 6, 2002, 2:45 AM

DeadBeat wonders why the shakes taste so strange.

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Luke · Nov 6, 2002, 8:49 PM

Luke sprinkles some paprika on Deadbeat's shake and kicks Rawzer for not posting something interesting. Luke then starts selling bootleg copies of Harry Potter 2 on DVD.

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Rawzer · Nov 6, 2002, 11:23 PM

Rawzer begins selling The Two Towers DVDs, and immediately, Strider walks in and kills him.

Rawzer promptly resurrects. "Oh yeah?!"

"Yeah." Strider kills him again.

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AJ · Nov 7, 2002, 12:06 AM

AJ Finds a barstool to colapse on and watches as thousands of ships land outside and thousands of transports bring random people from orbit into the great expanse of the bar. Soon, you can hardly see the floor as they continue to pour in through the front doors.

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DeadBeat · Nov 7, 2002, 1:17 AM

DeadBeat orders a Tortoise Souffle to go with his shake.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
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Severin · Nov 7, 2002, 2:40 AM

Severin walks in to the bar sits down
shoots daebeat in the head
deadbeats carcass is carried away
Severin laughs ask for a nibos beer
drinks it
and leaves!

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DeadBeat · Nov 7, 2002, 2:46 AM

DeadBeat respawns and pays Strider to kill Severin for good. He then awaits the arrival of his Tortoise Souffle. He then calls out, "Actually I'd like to cancel that last order, make it Pork Fried Rice, I've done enough to the Turtles already."

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Luke · Nov 7, 2002, 11:30 PM

Luke, halfway done with his famous really-yummy-nearly-impossible-to-cook-top-secret-recipe Tortoise Souffle, swears, throws the souffle to Froedrick J.R., and begins making some Pork Fried Rice.

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DeadBeat · Nov 8, 2002, 7:25 AM

DeadBeat then calls out,"Forget the last order, I actually want some Gizzard Soup, thanks!"

He then goes to see how Strider is doing.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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Rawzer · Nov 8, 2002, 4:03 PM

Strider kills Deadbeat. Rawzer steals the souffle and eats it. Froedrick eats Rawzer. Luke points and laughs.

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Luke · Nov 8, 2002, 4:53 PM

Froedrick J.R. settles down in front of the stove for a long month or two of peaceful digesting. Luke eats the Pork Fried Rice and starts making some Gizzard Soup.

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DeadBeat · Nov 9, 2002, 7:00 AM

DeadBeat respawns. He then makes Strider believe he is a prince using his Vellos mind powers. "After this," DeadBeat laughs at Strider, "None of your friends will believe anything you say!" Strider then runs off to the girl's bathroom crying.

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Rawzer · Nov 9, 2002, 7:41 PM

Rawzer digests- er, gets digested.

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Luke · Nov 9, 2002, 7:50 PM

Luke points at Rawzer and says:

"Hey! 999 posts! Kewl!"

...then drinks four or five gallons of Mike's Hard Lemonade.

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Rawzer · Nov 10, 2002, 1:09 AM

Correction, 1002! I wish I had caught my thousandth, Oh well.

Rawzer stabs someone.

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