Rawzer walks into the theater. His shoes stick to the floor. His socks stick to the floor. His feet stick to the floor.

"What the hell..."

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**DeadBeat gets a really fat goat and drops it on Zaxs. A satisfying squish is heard below.

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Zax gets out a big stick and beats DeadBeat for bad grammar useage and minces both goats and force-feeds them to a parrot.

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"humm... maybe i shouldent have done thet agean(sp)." - Unreal. he looks down at the 'Beer of all kinds' vat woch has a little yellow mixed in.

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"I came, i conquered, i ate pie" - me

AJ answers the door when Luke's pizza arrives. He promptly pays for it, picks the mushrooms off, and eats the whole damned thing. He then stumbles back to the bar looking for more beer.

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DeadBeat apologizes to the fat goat for calling it obese before the goat Vs DeadBeat trial.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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Luke vaporizes the pepsi and hands A J a big can marked "Danger!" in twenty-eight different languages.

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DeadBeat throws a bunch of illegal roach juice on Tallon and watches him shrivel up. He then drops a very large goat on him.

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Rawzer pops out of the DANGER Can and punches A J in the face. He then proceeds to run around and laugh like a maniac.

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Luke steals Rawzer's spoon of doom and starts beating him over the head with it. Then he hands out King-size Hershey bars to everyone for Halloween.

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DeadBeat sits at the door to his house and prepares to hand out Planet Dominator sized Hershey bars bought in bulk at Costco. Several children collapse under the weight of these chocolate bars.

"So that's what you've been eating," DeadBeat comments to the goat.

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Rawzer does something completely random.

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Luke eats something completely random.

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AJ looks at his now empty danger can. He wonders for a second how Rawzer fit into a 12 oz space. Then, he tracks down Rawzer and proceeds to shove him back in, severing appendages here and there to make him fit. He then seals up the can and drops it in the recycling bin.

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**...hands A J a big can...

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**...fit into a 12 oz space...

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Hrm... your "big" must be different than mine...

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Luke hands AJ a barrel of pure killer wasp venom.

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DeadBeat turns to Luke and asks "Why did you eat one of my shoes?"

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-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

12 oz is monstrous compared to those little single serving beer cans they offer in Japan =P.

AJ dives into the barrel and gulps down every drop of venom. Then he gets a little bit delerious and takes a leak on Deadbeat's other shoe. Finally, he stumbles a few feet and colapses on the floor.

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Luke gives DB a coupon for another shoe at The Shifty Shoe Shop (buy one shoe, got another shoe free!). Luke then has a gang of janitorial robots dump AJ in the dumpster out back. Then Luke buys a Mad magazine.

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Zax crawls into a 12oz can using an ACME shrinking solution, and starts rolling along the floor dropping AOL CD's

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