DeadBeat rents a Big Momma spoon and finds a good spot to wait for Rawzer's return.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

Luke puts Entropy in the freezer and brings his body temperature down to ultimate zero. Just for fun.

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Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Ai! Ai! Ai! NOOOOOOOOO!

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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
(Lies are in your head.)
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DeadBeat then throws Entropy into an oven. He turns it up untill Entropy's blood starts to boil. Then DeadBeat conducts a test that proves the boiling killed all viruses in Entropy's body. Afterwards DeadBeat goes back to maintain his post in the spoon arena.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

Walks into the bar and yells "WE NEED SOMEONE TO SPOON FIGHT DEADBEAT!!"

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Hamster Dance---http://www.hampsterdance2.com/intro.html
(url="http://"http://www.voy.com/111547/")Join My Board (/url)

Luke returns from wherever he was for two days.

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Rawzer returns from wherever he was for... um... a weekish. He kicks Deadbeat in the shin. Then he goes to order a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

"That'll be thirty bucks."

"Oh, well, just gimme some Old Janx."

"Twenty-five bucks, please."

"Hrm, I'll just have a jynnan tonnyx."

"Three dollars."

"Thanks, here."

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Hooray for Hype™!
ph33r my Wooden Spoon of Doom™
And always remember to Thank Cake!

DeadBeat goes out to find Rawzer. He beats the crap out of him with his Big Momma Spoon and then steals his jynnan tonnyx. He drinks it down infront of Rawzer's beaten form and then spits it out. "This stuff tastes nasty," he says aloud "I'll have a Nibos Beer Bartender!"

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

Luke chucks a bottle of Nibos beer at DeadBeat's head.

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(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

Heh, heh. Never badmouth Luke's drinks. That's what ya get.

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Hooray for Hype™!
ph33r my Wooden Spoon of Doom™
And always remember to Thank Cake!

"Sorry Luke," says DeadBeat, " I apologize, but you see my palatte doesn't agree with cheap drinks it only enjoys the finest Nibos Beer and to that I salute you." DeadBeat then walks over to Rawzer and says, " I challenge you to a ultimate frisbee competition, me and my clones Vs you and your clones, what do you say?

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

<a Kestrel comes down to land and the captain steps out>
"Has it gotten interesting since i left?"

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Insanity has its advantages

Nope. Deadbeat, all my clones are dead... I'm gonna play me some Nova...

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Hooray for Hype™!
ph33r my Wooden Spoon of Doom™
And always remember to Thank Cake!

DeadBeat raises his hands in the air and shouts this to the sky, "Damn you Ambrosia, why must you cheat me of Ultimate Frisbee with your really addictive games." He then goes to play Nova as well.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

Luke raises his hands in the air and shouts this to the sky, "Damn you, Ambrosia, why must you cheat me of my customers with your really addictive games!" He then goes to play Nova as well.

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after seeing that 3 of the more respected members of the boards went to play nova, UEA goes medievil on the 3 imposters. all that is left when UEA ceases fire is a small pool of blood.... and their walets.

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Insanity has its advantages

Luke, now a pool of blood, once again decides to become a Buddhist.

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Rawzer decides to walk the middle path.

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Hooray for Hype™!
ph33r my Wooden Spoon of Doom™
And always remember to Thank Cake!

Rawzer (stupidly) decides to double post. Not only am I double posting, I'm also not doing anything... Wow, EVula's gonna attack me now...

Dum de dum...

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All h(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r fri(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)nds in school w(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) non-conformists, so sh(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) b(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)cam(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) a non-conformist too.
Hooray for Hype™!
ph33r my Wooden Spoon of Doom™
And always remember to Thank Cake!

DeadBeat kicks Luke's @$$ in online EVN while piloting an unarmed shuttlecraft. (How you ask? Let's just say the force works in mysterious ways.) "RAWZER YOU'RE NEXT!" he types into Mac G3982, "Aww crap, I left the caps lock on, damn 2X mode," he says aloud.

(I wonder if this topic will ever make it to the "Best of Escape Velocity" thing.)

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

(This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 10-07-2002).)