"Why Rawzer, why must you base your life off revenge!" DeadBeat then shrinks into a emotionally unstable ball.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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It said random. Completely random! Rawzer goes on to smack the real Deadbeat upside the head with his Wooden Spoon of Doom™.

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ha. ha.!

Luke clones tdjhtdjgjtyjut several times.

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Zax walks in again and orders a drum of oil.

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Oh my, lol <Zax stops laughing and controls breathing>

Zax opens his drum of oil and paints it onto a giraffe.

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Windows walks in and gets shot by everyone because the hate Windows.

Jimbob begins singing the Lumberjack song with Luke, being dangerousily drunk with a giant Lu Bu stick in his hand. He swings it on "accident" and kills Luke five different ways in a few seconds.

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"It's as big as a man!"-
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Rawzer watches Deadbeat closely, waiting for any excuse to randomly beat him with something big and heavy. Something made of steel or mahogany, perhaps.

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Luke reincarnates himself as a Vell-Os. He then uses his mind powers to make DB pick his nose...

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Stardust covers the outside of the bar with Space bombs.

News Bullitin:
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Rawzer randomly swings a large support beam into Deadbeat's groin. The beam only hits his thigh, breaking his leg, but the ceiling partially caves in, and debris (large chunks of concrete) lands on him. Then he gets hit by a meteorite.

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DeadBeat uses his mind powers to make everyone as gay as the lumberjack in the song. He then subdues Luke and attaches a Vellos mind-controlling device on the back of his head. He then beats Luke repeatedly with a large piece of metal tubing. DeadBeat then goes to press some wild flowers.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

Luke wakes up with a huge headache and force-feeds DeadBeat ten gallons of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.

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Rawzer randomly kills Deadbeat, then runs away.

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Stardust sits in a booth with a beautiful woman. Then gets a force feild to put around the booth and gets more drinks.

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AJ tosses Luke an Ice-Pack and then walks over to deadbeat's huge, bloated corpse. He kicks it a few times to get it rolling towards the acid pit on it's own and then heads back to the bar to get Luke some 80 proof medicine for the bumps on his head.

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

Business as usual. Rawzer orders a Jedi Surprise.

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DeadBeat randomly respawns in the bar. Right next to the rocket launcher, yes!

He then uses the Vellos mind-controlling device to make Luke sing the lumberjack song again and again and...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat