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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**"Who's on my side!?!?"

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Overrider's on your side! OV grabs Mace Windu's Purple lightsaber and steps up next to Skyblade

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Disco enters the room and orders a beer.

As travis is floating away Travis sees a frigate and decides to distroy it (1 second). Travis radios in to the bar and says: "i planted mines in the wiskeyagorgsy and they will blow up in 5.....4.....3.....2.....1...." BOOM!!! "well there you go now to blow up evildrome.....5......4......3....2...1..." BOOOOM!!!!! then disables the com link....

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What? THEY DON'T HAVE BEER HERE? IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

:redface: :redface: :redface:Never mind. sorry. :redface: :redface: :redface:

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Originally posted by Disco bison:
:redface: :redface: :redface:Never mind. sorry. :redface: :redface: :redface:

Calm down. We have beer here.

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Skyblade and Overrider get in a lightsaber duel with the drunk Mazca, who seems to resemble Darth Maul. Mazca gets cut in half, and falls into a pit swirling with roach juice.

/hands Luke Mazca's Sith lightsaber.

Meanwhile, the Dr. Pepper fleet sets out from Spica and invades roach juice space, also known as the Confederation core worlds...

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Hey guys, listen to this: The Americans spent millions of dollars to make a pen that would write in Zero-Gravity. Guess what the Russians did? They used a pencil.

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
(Quick! Find the Circumfrence and Area of Jimbob's hose!!!)

C = 12pi =~ 37.6
A = 36pi =~ 113.3

No, I didn't use a calculator, or paper for that matter, and it took about 30 seconds. Quick enough for you?

NB - darn, checking back with a calculator, missed the second one by .26 and the first by .08. Sloppy. Sorry about that.

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**C = 12pi =~ 37.6
A = 36pi =~ 113.3

No, I didn't use a calculator, or paper for that matter, and it took about 30 seconds. Quick enough for you?

NB - darn, checking back with a calculator, missed the second one by .26 and the first by .08. Sloppy. Sorry about that.
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Bah, no Problemo. That was a question in our Math book and I had just done the page at the time, so I figured I'd ask. Heh.

Jimbob gets into his Rebel Destroyer and flys straight to Spica, to unviel his newest secret weapon: Tritanium can Guns/Launchers. He orders it be put into production for A) drinks, and taking out the roachies even faster.

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Matrix enters the bar not knowing what the heck is going on. "This topic is too long to read in one sitting," he mutters. He orders himself one gigantic Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and the worm that comes in those bottles of tequila. After watching the blaster only melt through the bar, and not all the way to space, he decides it isn't powerful enough, so he pours a bit of DP in it. The thing starts frothing like a dog on rabies, so he takes the thing in a one gulp. He takes the worm and stuffs it up Mazca's nose. Whips out his pistol, shoots randomly a couple times and joins the unconscious on the floor.

Matrix

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Hey guys, listen to this: The Americans spent millions of dollars to make a pen that would write in Zero-Gravity. Guess what the Russians did? They used a pencil.;)

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Matrix lifts his head with some difficulty. He manages to not mangle one phrase, "Tell ush a joke that we havn't heard."

Matrix

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Hey guys, listen to this: The Americans spent millions of dollars to make a pen that would write in Zero-Gravity. Guess what the Russians did? They used a pencil.;)
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NOOOO!!!!!!!!! What shall we do?!!?!?!? /me burns every pencil he can find

I don't want to here 1 word about anything nasty

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Travis lands at armstrong and sets up a bar just like the boozerama(compleate with a mirror that sees in to the boozerama).

:eek: i frogot takes out a modifyer and modyfies the bar to be seen as any one wants.

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Luke sighs, presses the "restore planet" button followed by the "restore bar button." Luke then hops in his Rebel Cruiser and flies to travis's bar, where he quickly kills travis with his new Sith light sabre. He then demolishes the rip-off imposter of a bar with a few blasts from his cruiser. Luke then goes back to the Boozerama and mops up all the soda with one QuiltediQuicker-Picker-Upper™.

"Damn! Those things are good!" Luke exclaims.

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Overrider decides to jump off a cliff.

"Wait a second! I forgot the DP" OV yells as he falls helplisly

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(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
**"Damn! Those things are good!" Luke exclaims. To test it, he grabs one of the rats living in the bar's panty and feeds it "Bounty" paper towels. This violently dehydrates it, killing the rat. Hehehe...

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Travis sits back and watches Luke distroy my Twin. Travis wonders why they hate him...

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Originally posted by travis b:
**Travis sits back and watches Luke distroy my Twin. Travis wonders why they hate him...

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That should be obvious - because he's like you.

Mazca, irritated at having his shipful of whisky blown up by Travis for no good reason, and smarting from being cut in half, ties Travis, Overrider and Skyblade up and forces them to listen to him drunkenly singing for two hours. After their faces have collapsed into their now-melted brains, he buys a new Argosy and flies back to New Ireland to fill up on whisky.

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(This message has been edited by Mazca (edited 05-17-2002).)