The Boozerama Bar NE

Overrider720 · May 13, 2002, 10:23 PM

Only if it's a DP pool

/me joins

------------------
Always remember this. All murderers, no matter how cruel and evil, only have blood on their hands. Not in their heart -Me
(url="http://"http://www.gameranger.com")GameRanger--Sß-Overrider720(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.boardgame.f2s.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard//ikonboard.cgi")BoardGame(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.magleague.com")MaG League- Overrider(/url)
The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.nova6.pautsch.com/forum/intro.lasso?bypass_cookie=si")Nova6's Webboard(/url) | (url="http://"http://evforums.n3.net")Unnoficial EV Forums(/url)

Captain Skyblade · May 13, 2002, 10:37 PM

/Skyblade pulls out his Dr. Pepper percentage device.

"No worry, Overrider. Sensors report this five-foot pool of soda is 93% Dr. Pepper, 3% Sprite, 2% MM, 1.99% Coca Cola, and-"

/Skyblade goes insane and begins dragging the Dr. Pepper filter out of his Rebel Destroyer.

"-.01% roach juice!! No swimming until we get this galactic crud out of the bar!"

The massive filter begins pumping the soda through its pipes, slowly spitting the evil roach juice into a tank to be frozen and and thrown into the gaping cosmos.

------------------
Resistance is futile. Join the alliance.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")evula.com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net")evula.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net")ev-nova.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net")saberstudios(/url)
"Everything we know tells us that machines are structures intelligence designs, and that accidents destroy. Therefore, accidents do not design machines. Intellect does. And the myriad of biological wonders that sprinkle our world testify to the design ingenuity of a Supreme Intellect." -Robert Gange, Origins of Destiny

travis b · May 13, 2002, 11:40 PM

Travis opens the "wepons" and fires at the pool to get the percentige of DP up to 99.9%. Pepsi .1%

------------------
no one is a vergin because life has screwed us all. - my self
i have things to do and people to see, or is that backwards? - funpage alert

Luke · May 13, 2002, 11:50 PM

Please continue in the continuation topic.

------------------
Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

Macavenger · May 14, 2002, 1:03 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Luke:
Please continue in the continuation topic.

No, there's no reason to. We can flood one topic, rather than flooding the board with tpics, ow that the limit is gone.

==========

Mac suddenly surrounded by Roach Juice, finds that he has a problem, and, with Jimbob removed, travis is suddenly the most important target. Quickly dragging Skyblade through an airlock into the DP room to protect them both from the vile liquid, Mac prepares to eliminate travis. Handing Skyblade several 2 liter DPs, he says, "Here, drink these for me real quick, will you? I need the bottles empty to use as alternate weapons." Mac sets to work modifying the caps, while Skyblade takes about a second to empty all 8 bottles. "Here ya' go Mac," he says. "Hmm... I forget how fast you drink. Ok, get the backpacks ready while I finish the modifications o the caps," Mac says.

5 minutes later, Mac and Skyblade are both equipped with DP Cannon backpacks hooked to the main supply. Mac gives Skyblade 4 of the bottles, now half full with 99% Nitric acid. "Here, take these. It's like a grenade. Push the little pin in the cap and throw it. Couple of seconds and you should get a big fireball with Nitric acid going everywhere."

The pumps in the main room have now drained the roach juice down to 2 feet. Mac and Skyblade charge out, hoses of their backpacks sweeping toward travis, standing on his ship ramp...

------------------
- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@attbi.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@attbi.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@attbi.com

Overrider720 · May 14, 2002, 7:10 PM

"What a great pool!" OV yells as he starts doing free stlye around the pool. OV pulls a string which would open a vat above the pool dumping tons of DP but what's this?! Roach juice poors down upon the swimmers! "Everyone out of the pool!!!!! OV yells. "Quick!!! Everyone must be sterilized before the Roach juice can contaminate you!!" OV grabs a specially designed fire extinguisher and sprays everyone in the bar.

"Now who is the purpatrator who put evil abolished roach juice in the DP vat!?!?" OV yells

------------------
Always remember this. All murderers, no matter how cruel and evil, only have blood on their hands. Not in their heart -Me
(url="http://"http://www.gameranger.com")GameRanger--Sß-Overrider720(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.boardgame.f2s.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard//ikonboard.cgi")BoardGame(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.magleague.com")MaG League- Overrider(/url)
The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.nova6.pautsch.com/forum/intro.lasso?bypass_cookie=si")Nova6's Webboard(/url) | (url="http://"http://evforums.n3.net")Unnoficial EV Forums(/url)

U.E. Admiral · May 14, 2002, 7:22 PM

UEA's shield is still going strong but a wave of roach juice comes its way. UEA noticeing that he is in about twice his height of soda teleports himself and his stand out of the 'pool'. UEA taking a chance dives in to touch the roach juice so he can teleport it to Pirate's Cove.........(........=waiting for peoples response to this.)

------------------
Insanity has its advantages

Luke · May 14, 2002, 8:16 PM

Stay in this bar, not (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002279.html")this one.(/url)

------------------
Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

Mazca · May 14, 2002, 8:56 PM

-reposts what he put in the interloper bar-

Mazca recovers from the soft drink barrage and swims out of the bar back to his ship, an Argosy with the cargo bay replaced with a tank of whisky. Connecting a teleportation device from the cargo hold to his backpack (providing himself with a practically limitless supply of the life-giving alcohol drunken kitchen leprechauns require), he travels back into the bar and swims over to Skyblade. Ripping off Skyblade's protective gear, he straps his whisky pipe to skyblade's eyes and pumps four gallons into his eyes and up his nose. Skyblade collapses in a whiskey-induced stupor and sinks through the soft-drink sea onto the floor. Mazca swims over and sits on the bar, sucking gallons of fine leprechaun whisky thorugh the telelink.

------------------
(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url) , Moderator, EV Developer's Corner
The one and only (url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/pr0n/legomazca.jpg")drunken kitchen leprechaun(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=9&SUBMIT;=Go")EV Developer's Corner(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evn&category;=utilities&display;=date&file;=NovaTools.sit")NovaTools(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=29&SUBMIT;=Go")EV Development FAQs(/url)

Captain Skyblade · May 14, 2002, 10:37 PM

Skyblade drowns but lives anyway. He swims for Mazca via the breath stroke and shoves one of Mac's nitric acid grenades into his mouth, and pulls the pin. Skyblade then swims away... rather rapidly...

BOOM!

/Begins attacking travis. His ship's shields become overloaded at delfecting millions of tons of carbonated soda, and they soon give way and the DP erodes his ship.

- - -

(Is it legal for me to treat a moderator like this, Mazca? :p)

------------------
Resistance is futile. Join the alliance.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")evula.com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net")evula.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net")ev-nova.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net")saberstudios(/url)
"Everything we know tells us that machines are structures intelligence designs, and that accidents destroy. Therefore, accidents do not design machines. Intellect does. And the myriad of biological wonders that sprinkle our world testify to the design ingenuity of a Supreme Intellect." -Robert Gange, Origins of Destiny

travis b · May 15, 2002, 1:12 AM

Travis seeing this blasts skyblades DP supply in to a worm hole then fires a space bomb in it......

BOOM!!!

Then travis puts space bombs around his ship and laughs as he fires a turret at one...((waits for reply)))

------------------
no one is a vergin because life has screwed us all. - my self
i have things to do and people to see, or is that backwards? - funpage alert

Captain Skyblade · May 15, 2002, 1:17 AM

Travis forgets that Skyblade's supply of Dr. Pepper far exceeds the farthest limits of the universe, and therefore ends up bringing a fresh supply of soda into the bar instead.

Skyblade laughs along with Travis as he shoots the bombs surrounding his ship. Skyblade simply ducks into the invincible bar and watches Travis blast himself and his ship into the Sol system ('Feds are gonna get ya!).

"How about those swimming races anyone? Filter sensors indicate all roach juice has been exterminated from our little swimming pool."

------------------
Resistance is futile. Join the alliance.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")evula.com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net")evula.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net")ev-nova.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net")saberstudios(/url)
"Everything we know tells us that machines are structures intelligence designs, and that accidents destroy. Therefore, accidents do not design machines. Intellect does. And the myriad of biological wonders that sprinkle our world testify to the design ingenuity of a Supreme Intellect." -Robert Gange, Origins of Destiny

Macavenger · May 15, 2002, 4:16 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
"How about those swimming races anyone? Filter sensors indicate all roach juice has been exterminated from our little swimming pool."

"Sounds Good. Skyblade, open wide!" Mac aims at Skyblade's head and fires his DP hose. Skyblade drinks about 20 gallons in about 2 seconds, purging the effects of any of Mazca's alcohol that remained after Skyblades nondeath by drowning.

------------------
- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@attbi.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@attbi.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@attbi.com

Overrider720 · May 15, 2002, 7:09 PM

OV notes a mysterious figure in the corner tampering with the faucet of the DP hose.

Suddenly, Skyblade dies of roach juicietus. The entire bar aims their various weapons at the evildoer and blows him into microdust.

"WHY!?????" Mac yells as everyone looks around the limp body of Skyblade. "Quick! Through him in the DP pool!" OV yells

------------------
Always remember this. All murderers, no matter how cruel and evil, only have blood on their hands. Not in their heart -Me
(url="http://"http://www.gameranger.com")GameRanger--Sß-Overrider720(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.boardgame.f2s.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard//ikonboard.cgi")BoardGame(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.magleague.com")MaG League- Overrider(/url)
The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.nova6.pautsch.com/forum/intro.lasso?bypass_cookie=si")Nova6's Webboard(/url) | (url="http://"http://evforums.n3.net")Unnoficial EV Forums(/url)

Luke · May 15, 2002, 7:59 PM

Luke, completed soaked, dog paddles over to the soda machine. "I thought I got rid of all the roach juice!" He calls in some paramedics and professional roach juice exterminators.

------------------
Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

Captain Skyblade · May 15, 2002, 8:04 PM

Skyblade, now a martyr for the Dr. Pepper good guys, dies and joins the good side of the force. He gets his own two-bladed lightsaber (the Sith design rubbed off on me), and the beam is colored brown in memory of Dr. Pepper.

Returning to the bar in a brown cloak, Skyblade attacks the the dark figure that promoted roach juice and slices "it" into 255.33 pieces. He thanks Mac for the large drink he gave moments after his death, and goes to Spica where a large Dr. Pepper warfleet is forming to destroy the evil roach juice empire once and for all...

"Who's on my side!?!?"

------------------
Resistance is futile. Join the alliance.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")evula.com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net")evula.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net")ev-nova.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net")saberstudios(/url)
"Everything we know tells us that machines are structures intelligence designs, and that accidents destroy. Therefore, accidents do not design machines. Intellect does. And the myriad of biological wonders that sprinkle our world testify to the design ingenuity of a Supreme Intellect." -Robert Gange, Origins of Destiny

Jimbob · May 15, 2002, 8:08 PM

Jimbob, after making super short work of the feds, Jimbob makes his way back to Evildrome. He blows Travis up on the way, ( :p) and returns to see everyone chuck Skyblade into the pool. Trudging back into his ship, he takes this oppurtunity to take the billion tons of Seirra msit in his tanks, drink half of it, and connect a huge hose to it, 6 meters in diameter, and sneaks it in to the back of the bar. He puts a huge Tritanium barrier in front of him, which conviently has a 6.2 meter hole in it, with Enemy Sensor Systems newest device.... enemy sensor... Anyway, he then fits himself with Armor and 2 Seirra Mist M16's.

(Quick! Find the Circumfrence and Area of Jimbob's hose!!!)

{edit: Skyblade, you suck! I had an awesome storyline!!!! :/edit}
------------------
Never try to meditate on ecstasy.-Me
If someone with Multiple Personality Disorder kills himself, is it Suicide or Homicide?- me again
|(url="http://"http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/thepalshiferebelhideout")The Palshife Rebel Hideout(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")EVula's Lair(/url)|(url="http://"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EVPlayers/")EVPlayers(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/sim_sk8ersan")Escape Velocity: Rebel's Base(/url)|(url="http://"http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0210243")Our classes thinkquest site.(/url)

(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 05-15-2002).)

Captain Skyblade · May 15, 2002, 8:11 PM

(quote)Originally posted by Jimbob:
**
{edit: Skyblade, you suck! I had an awesome storyline!!!!:p
**

Luke · May 15, 2002, 8:25 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**"Who's on my side!?!?"

**

"Me!"

------------------
Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

Mazca · May 15, 2002, 8:47 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**"Who's on my side?"

**

I'm not not on your side, but the M.S.S. Whiskyargosy isn't going to bow down before an inferior beverage. Mazca takes off and watches the Dr Pepper battlefleet from a safe distance, guzzling whisky.

------------------
(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url) , Moderator, EV Developer's Corner
The one and only (url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/pr0n/legomazca.jpg")drunken kitchen leprechaun(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=9&SUBMIT;=Go")EV Developer's Corner(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evn&category;=utilities&display;=date&file;=NovaTools.sit")NovaTools(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=29&SUBMIT;=Go")EV Development FAQs(/url)

(This message has been edited by Mazca (edited 05-15-2002).)

Ambrosia Garden Archive

Navigation

Account

Navigation

Account