Seeing all the carnage Travis grabs jimbob and throwes him in to the acid pit then jumps in the pool. Travis, realising that he cant swim teleports all the water into skyblades feul tanks so he cant leave(water= heavyer then DP). Then Travis gets into his cruser, fires a missle at the bar and b4 it can regenerate lands it. (alien cruser)
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Seeing all the carnage Travis grabs jimbob and throwes him in to the acid pit then jumps in the pool. Travis, realising that he cant swim teleports all the water into skyblades feul tanks so he cant leave(water= heavyer then DP). Then Travis gets into his cruser, fires a missle at the bar and b4 it can regenerate lands it. (alien cruser)Travis seeing that the DP is low puts out a bulletin:
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"HELP, WE NEED SOME DP DELIVERED TO EVILDROME, Oh and the pirates, i'll tell them to leave you alone"
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In the next few days 100,000,000 billion tons(should last skyblade 2 hours 
)were delivered in escourt of Travis's cruser make it all the way to evildrome. Travis thinks: "good, the last of it now skyblade wont get so mad!"
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Skyblade tosses travis a few million credits. "Actually, this might last me three days, but we'll see how things go. I currently own 49% of CocaCola's stock, and hoping to get the extra percent for a complete buy out within the next few days."
Skyblade walks over and shows Mac that he has the better curve ball and slider, after making direct hits on Jimmy's head from 90 feet. 
-200 dead Confederation troops scatter the perimeter of the bar-
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Corey notices a little error on the bathroom door...he makes sure to put up a sign that clearly states "Men's <-", "Ladies ->" and "Vell-os ťťťťťťťťť". Too much confusion the old way.
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Skyblade walks over and shows Mac that he has the better curve ball and slider, after making direct hits on Jimmy's head from 90 feet.:p
Mac retaliates by demonstrating his excellent sinker. "Hey Skyblade, over here!" As Skyblade turns to look, Mac breaks it off, and Skyblade finds himself ducking away from a baseball headed for his face. Until the last two feet, when it drops about 3 feet to smack him in the nuts. Skyblade groans and falls to the ground.
/me runs
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Jimbob, with many concociousnenenenes, and a rather sore large toe, gets up and says, "I have a better forkball then you!" He picks up the ball and throws it towards Macavenger, and it dives down and to the left, where it it's Skyblade's agonized body.
He then falls unconcius, (however you spell it), again.
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** <ah yes that is a good idea i'll take his spatula>
asriel walks behind Mazca and mind-grabs the spatula. He then smacks Mazca with the spatula a couple times.
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From his last action, it was obvious to everyone in the bar that asriel hadn't come from this universe. Everyone knows that you never, ever
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hey im not the only lego lover here! did you ever build a Kestrel out of them?
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Skyblade wiggles his eyes and wakes up. "Good sinker indeed."
After gulping a few tons of Dr. Pepper and recovering his senses, Skyblade activates the time bomb secretly attached to Mac's boot.
/Practices throwing his new bomb ball: -----____/-----o
Javier Lopez runs for his life.
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Travis finaly seeing the bar regenerate from in side his cruser checks his sheild level: 100%. "not bad leperchaun, but ive seen better from roach juce( convenelity located in the coke despencer behind the DP button)." Sorry Luke
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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Corey notices a little error on the bathroom door...he makes sure to put up a sign that clearly states "Men's <-", "Ladies ->" and "Vell-os ťťťťťťťťť". Too much confusion the old way.
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Luke walks over to Corey and whacks him upside the head. "Fool! You just added a sign to the Vell-os bathroom, not the room itself! All the Vell-os are complaining about your sign leading them to a janitor's closet!"
Luke then reincarnates Froedrick (his old duck) and Froedrick Junior (his old anaconda) with his own RAD™ 3000. He sets Froedrick Junior in front of Travis and tells him in snake language to eat Travis...
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Luke walks over to Corey and whacks him upside the head. "Fool! You just added a sign to the Vell-os bathroom, not the room itself! All the Vell-os are complaining about your sign leading them to a janitor's closet!"
"Curses..." Corey growls. "My plan to create hybrid Vell-os Janitors has been foiled!" Corey turns the RAD 9000™ to "Gag'h" and shoots some roaches trying to drink the Roach Juice. "At least SOME of our patrons will be happy," he says.
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**Travis then gets a turret to fire at any roach liquid in the bar (shoots every thing)
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/Gives travis a Dr. Pepper and a slap on the back. Well done. 
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**hey im not the only lego lover here! did you ever build a Kestrel out of them?
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No, I didn't actually. My lego craze fazed out before my EV craze began... most of my lego got thrown out when we moved house.
(by the way, for anyone confused by the drunken kitchen leprechaun references, check out my signature)
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Also, for anyone confused about my presence in this bar when I've always scorned them in the past, it's because the EV board is now sufficiently quiet that I can keep up with the progress on this bar
Also there aren't really any lamers.
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