Scorning the psychic attacking that seems so popular in the Nova universe, Mazca stumbles drunkenly up behind asriel and cuts him in half with a sharp axe.

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Originally posted by travis b:
**Travis who is pissed off at his "anti-credit servce fires a missle at her and she gets decintergrated. Travis walks over to UEA and asks "where did you get the sheild?" Then after finding out where Travis gets one so no ******* bother him.

**

i got the shield from Shrout. you cant get one from someone with whom you cant speak. however......UEA pulls out his regenerater (thx to who ever gave me this /me forgot)and makes another shield but it'll cost him......."that will be 2 Rebel Warbirds please. or you could give me the $$ to buy them myself.(10M)"

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Overrider: You've lost already. /"sips twenty more tons of DP"

Skyblade and Mac are soon on their feet after the bleeps of the roach juice detector.

"Hey, ehh... Luke? You'd better tell me this thing is lying or you're dead meat," Skyblade says after remembering his scanner's record: It's never been wrong.

Skyblade runs out to his Rebel Destroyer and attaches a fire hose to the ship's primary fuel tanks (and reminds everyone that his ship runs on DP as fuel). He drags the hose into the bar and begins hosing the supply dumps down. Any contact with roach juice and a chain reaction occurs...

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Luke sends twenty janitorial robots to the supply room. They take all roach juice outside, and dump it in the wormhole. It comes out in a distant system around a simple planet called Emalghion...

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Luke gets a thirty minute spanking for the support of roach juice, and Skyblade warns that he won't be so generous if it happens again.

/The bar is spared a massive soda chain reaction.

After his anger cools down, Skyblade drops by the bar counter and throws a few million credits onto the counter.

"I've got a few folks dropping by for their helping out with the Saber Studios backup project, so perhaps this will cover our party."

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Luke pulls up his pants, scoops up the credits, and counts them. Seeing that Skyblade has accidentally handed him more than ten billion credits worth in credit chips, Luke inconspicuosly tucks them in the vault...

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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 05-06-2002).)

Noting a drunken kitchen leprechaun behind him with an axe, asriel becomes one with the universe, and moves out of the way just in time. The drunken kitchen leprechaun only has time to feel a strangely calming warmth come over him, as he falls to the floor destroyed by asriel's Summer Bloom.

asriel walks up to the bar. "You got any Saalian brandy here?"

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Originally posted by Luke:
**"Sure, Travis, I'll pay you 150 credits a day to regulate the amount of Dr. Pepper in the tanks."
**

"ok thakx" Travis says

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Originally posted by U.E. Admiral:
**i got the shield from Shrout. you cant get one from someone with whom you cant speak. however......UEA pulls out his regenerater (thx to who ever gave me this /me forgot)and makes another shield but it'll cost him......."that will be 2 Rebel Warbirds please. or you could give me the $$ to buy them myself.(10M)"
**

"ok here" Travis says and gives him 2 invincible Rebel Warbirds .

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Skyblade is unaware of his handing over too many credits, as he has an endless supply of funds stashed aboard the Triton Corsair.

/Steps on Luke by accident to cause some commotion.

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Corey enters in the usual manner, grabs the RAD 9000™ (newer model) and sits down to have a chat with the wall. "Boy, it's great to talk to walls again..." he says. Of course the wall responds in it's usual manner, and Corey zaps it with the RAD 9000™. Then they get into a heated argument about Jess and whether or not she's seeing anyone...but they both tire of this quickly since the world is complex enough without talking about girls all the time Corey orders some Mountain Dew and plays on his GameCube. "Hee hee, I hit Homer Simpson!!"

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Originally posted by travis b:
**"ok here" Travis says and gives him 2 invincible Rebel Warbirds .

**

(they are not invincible. simply the best ship in the rebel fleet.)
UEA then has them escort his ship and teleports back to his table/stand and eats away savoring the flavor of his wonderful burgers and V8. UEA remembering what
Ne Demord Jamais did for him sends 5 burgers over free of charge.

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Originally posted by asriel:
**Noting a drunken kitchen leprechaun behind him with an axe, asriel becomes one with the universe, and moves out of the way just in time. The drunken kitchen leprechaun only has time to feel a strangely calming warmth come over him, as he falls to the floor destroyed by asriel's Summer Bloom.

asriel walks up to the bar. "You got any Saalian brandy here?"

**

Regenerating in a puff of SnarkŽ, Mazca sulks in the corner, nursing his spatula.

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/Confederation ground force attacks bar...

We could use some action here.

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Luke stands up, grabs a bottle, uses it to whack Skyblade in the groin, puts a Saalian brandy on the bar for whoever wanted it, and sends out a squadron of security droids to attack the Confederate ground troops. While Luke is dodging Skyblade's counter-attacks, Luke says "You know, guys, I was re-reading The Restaurant at the End of the Unviverse, and I realized that I spelled Boozarama wrong. It should be B-o-o-z- a -r-a-m-a."

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Jimbob flies out about 70 patrol ships he diabled and rams them into the other fed ships, then sits back down and shoots Skyblade, just for fun.

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Skyblade takes Jimbob and Luke by the collars and bashes their heads together (hey, it's easy when you're 6'5" :p), knocking them out of action. He throws them fast ball style at the Confederation ground forces and watches as they tumble over their ranks. After Skyblade chases the assault off with his Dr. Pepper ultimate blast cannon, he takes Luke into the bar and starts throwing darts at him. Jimbob takes some Advil from his nasty headache, and then takes a three day nap.

/Decides to keep Luke and Jimmy under a watchful eye, and drinks some DP.

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
He throws them fast ball style at the Confederation ground forces and watches as they tumble over their ranks.

Macavenger starts throwing baseballs around the bar, just to show Skyblade that he can still throw a better fastball. Unfortunately for Luke, one of them hits him in the head and he falls unconcious for a few hours.

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Originally posted by asriel:
asriel's Arachnid enters the system, and fires its Winter Tempest at the ba--

<so another has come it is good to see another vellos here i was a vellos back in bb xi or one of those what do you say we go pick on mazca together some more>

Mac walks over toward the corner where Mazca is sulking drunkenly, and wonders if anyone is ever going to ride the cork body he tossed in the pond hours ago.

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Luke wakes up. He immediately regards this as a bad idea and falls a sleep again.

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
< so another has come it is good to see another vellos here i was a vellos back in bb xi or one of those what do you say we go pick on mazca together some more>

<ah yes that is a good idea i'll take his spatula>

asriel walks behind Mazca and mind-grabs the spatula. He then smacks Mazca with the spatula a couple times.

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