AdmiralB, a tall, thin man in his late thirties wearing a black trenchcoat and some beat-up clothes, walks into the bar. He orders Rum and Coke, and sist down at the bar. Looking over at the other patrons, AdmiralB decides he would be safer in his ship. He reaches in his pocket and pulls out a small control pad. After pressing a few buttons on it, a loud rumble is heard through the walls of the bar. Seconds later, several proton shots breach the roof and a Rebel Destroyer quickly drops down through the roof of the bar before it can regenerate. The boarding rampp lowers and AdmiralB goes and sits on it then engages the shields.

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Jimbob notices the ship, and begins bargaining with the man for a starting price. Say, the winner of a Drinking game?

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Yahoo!!! Go luke!!

Well Skyblade may like DP but I bet I like it more!! To a DP contest Skyblade!!

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Travis walks to the pepsi despencer that is flashing( still doesnt know what the he*l is wrong with it) and gets 100,000,000 tons of pepsi loaded on his bulk frighter escourts and sits down by skyblade who is chugging a DP. Drinks a pepsi then throws the emety can in to a janitor robot by accedent and the robot falls and has trouble getting up. Then Travis goes to the mission computer and sees a mission titled: distroy alien, so Travis goes to the ship yard and gets an alien cruser and takes off leveing his escorts behind. After the 2 day long battle Travis comes out the victor and lands and orders a Pepsi. Travis gives the robot a 1M Cr tip because he is drunk (maybe something in the pepsi) and falls of the stool and hits the floor hard and does'nt move.

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(This message has been edited by travis b (edited 05-04-2002).)

A squadron of Security droids take UEA away as Luke looks at Travis in horror.

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After growing sober Travis talks to Luke "Luke, you need to get the pepsi despencer fixed". After talking to luke Travis gets hit in the back of his head by a full DP can and before Travis can get to it skyblade picks it up and chugs it then throws it in his ship. Travis orders a round of drinks of any choice for all in the bar and pays 10,000M CR
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Huh?

/me wakes up in a corner of the bar.

"Hm?"

/me forgot this thing was back.
/me has been busy with plug.
/me walks up to the bar and sits next to CS.
/me orders a Dr. Pepperoot. (mix of DP and RB)

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Luke watches Spacey drag himself up to the bar, next to CS and Mac who are still waiting for results from the roach juice detector.

"You know, Skyblade, I really don't think that there's any roach juice in here," Luke says quietly, hoping that the device would just burst into flames. Skyblade just looks at Luke oddly.

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**A squadron of Security droids take UEA away as Luke looks at Travis in horror.

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OOC: not possible. they would not be intacked if they touched my shield or i would just teleport out of the way or teleport them somewhere.
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"strange....no one wants any burgers. but ill say open a little while longer and close up shop if no one buys."
UEA takes a burger for himself and washes it down with V8.

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Admiral Benden looks jimbob in the face, takes out the remote for his ship, and promptly uses one of the proton turrets to disintigrate jimbob. Admiral Benden the downs his drink and says, "I win," before ordering another drink.

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Travis gets into his cruser and gets a missle lock on Admiral Benden and fires. Admiral Benden gets dicentergrated and as a victroy meal Travis gets a burger from U.E. Admiral and gives him a 10M Credit tip

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Jimbob regenerates wearing a "1st fatality" flag on his head.

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Originally posted by travis b:
**Travis gets into his cruser and gets a missle lock on Admiral Benden and fires. Admiral Benden gets dicentergrated and as a victroy meal Travis gets a burger from U.E. Admiral and gives him a 10M Credit tip

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Mazca arrives at the bar, having received instructions from travis b's credit card company to 'terminate him at all costs to stop him spending any more money'. He beams down and, loath to use any of his expensive weaponry, grabs travis and sticks his head down the toilet.

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Originally posted by U.E. Admiral:
**OOC: not possible. they would not be intacked if they touched my shield or i would just teleport out of the way or teleport them somewhere.
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Luke, deciding that the roach juice scanner probably isn't working, since CS and Mac have been staring at it for hours, gets up and walks over to UEA. "Uh... did you go to the original bars? In Boozerama, we don't use OOC:s, and it really doesn't matter what's posibble and what isn't."

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it really doesn't matter what's posibble and what isn't.":p

Mazca nods, then sits in a corner and drinks a five gallon jug of whisky.

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Travis who is pissed off at his "anti-credit servce fires a missle at her and she gets decintergrated. Travis walks over to UEA and asks "where did you get the sheild?" Then after finding out where Travis gets one so no ******* bother him.

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(This message has been edited by travis b (edited 05-05-2002).)

Travis walks over to Luke and asks for a job.

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"Sure, Travis, I'll pay you 150 credits a day to regulate the amount of Dr. Pepper in the tanks."

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asriel's Arachnid enters the system, and fires its Winter Tempest at the ba--

<wait a minute this isn't Kipa oh dear oh dear how did i end up in this system>

asriel was quite confused to find himself surrounded by curiously antiquated ships, in a system he had no co-ordinates for, next to a planet he had never heard of. Obviously, the wormhole in Sol had done something very odd...

asriel regenerated the bar from the Winter Tempest blast, got out, and set the security system to "shoot on sight." He could psychically deactivate it when he returned. asriel entered the bar...

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Admiral Benden regenerates, and starts to wonder how travis b was able to shoot through his ships shields. He stops thinking about it after a few seconds, and just gets weapon locks on everyone. He fires a torpedo at travis b, which nocks him through the wormhole to the EVO galaxy and then detonates. Admiral Benden then broadcasts over his ships PA system "Let that be a warning to y'all."

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<edit>wrong name</edit>

(This message has been edited by Admiral Benden (edited 05-06-2002).)