...the pickle jar that wouldn't open, so they could prove their stregnth.
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**...the pickle jar that wouldn't open, so they could prove their stregnth.
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...Finally their prayers to the evil ant gods were answered. A giant pickle jar was being made at the Peter Pecked a Pickle factory to subdue the ants. However...
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Dr Pickle, bane of all pickle-jar makers destroyed Peter Pecked a Pickle factory and...
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...the ants decided to rebel against the evil pickle gods. Led by Joan of Arkansas, they...
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...tried to dig to ant **** but...
...discovered they would be burned to death. Instead, they decided to...
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...be burned to death anyway, because they discovered their lives were pointless so...
(gotta keep this topic alive :desprate 
...they died in hell. Meanwhile, a new army was raised by...
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...a nanny named Fran who...
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...was considered tactically deficient. That was proven when Fran...
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Tried to attack appletopia with blowdryers. The appletopians...
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Destroyed Fran's army with unwanted PC's...
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...with their Pentium V processors. At this time, Marshal Glokov (who is a highly respected and admired strategist) of the Grand Imperial Army sent his best commander to...
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(This message has been edited by General Rak (edited 06-23-2002).)
...to destroy the Microsoft Empire. The General had orders to do this:...
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...Takeover Microsoftity, rape the women, kill the men. Blah. Blah.
So he obviousily skipped to four. But this led to...
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**...Takeover Microsoftity, rape the women, kill the men. Blah. Blah.
So he obviousily skipped to four. But this led to...
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...unraped women, unkilled men and more blahs. Number 4 was obviously created with a evil purpose in mind by the Pickle Gods. The Pickle Gods then...
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..sent a high powered thunderbolt down to Earth, which killed...
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...no one. The man who was struck sold his amazing story to The National Enquirer. They...
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...Made alot of money off that story. Meanwihle...
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