Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

Overrider720 · May 30, 2002, 7:01 PM

I like AJ's better. we posted to close together
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AJ · May 30, 2002, 7:02 PM

...began to get restless and started shooting each other with their water pistols. Then Zokkie the boy wonder decided it was time for a cigarette and...

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

Overrider720 · May 30, 2002, 7:09 PM

......got the biggest one he could find and lit it It burst into flames and.....

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Luke · May 30, 2002, 7:32 PM

...shouted "hey! What was that for?"...

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Guest_spl_cadet_* · May 30, 2002, 7:51 PM

..before morphing into a giant, man eating, teddy bear which...

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Luke · May 30, 2002, 8:02 PM

...barfed up a...

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aymeigh · May 30, 2002, 9:27 PM

...Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, which he shouldn't have had on an empty stomach. The mix of gargle blaster, stomach acid and a teddy-bear hairball melted the ground around everyone who was standing on it. They fell fast into another dimension which consisted of nothing but...

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The answer is forty-two

Luke · May 30, 2002, 10:03 PM

...wet gym socks and dingo kidneys...

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DeadBeat · May 30, 2002, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by Luke:
**...wet gym socks and dingo kidneys...

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...and the occasional voice over from the "phone a friend" life line from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. This caused all the people in the dimension to...

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aymeigh · May 30, 2002, 11:33 PM

so all the people began panicking because they couldn't stand the smell of socks and kidneys, so they began to plan on how they could get out. Suddenly the hooker-midget with 80's hair got an idea of tying together all the socks to make a rope so they could...

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The answer is forty-two

Captain Skyblade · May 31, 2002, 12:15 AM

...hang an Elephant and have some supper. But unfortunately...

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OctoberFost · May 31, 2002, 12:31 AM

...they were distracted by the entracing dancing of (url="http://"http://homefish.sourcecod.com/tuank.ram")Daler Mehndi(/url), and thus could only...

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Captain Skyblade · May 31, 2002, 12:35 AM

... talk about Fost's URL being dead. But soon they grow bored of all the talk, and decide to...

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OctoberFost · May 31, 2002, 2:08 AM

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**... talk about Fost's URL being dead.:p But soon they grow bored of all the talk, and decide to...

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DeadBeat · May 31, 2002, 2:55 AM

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Originally posted by OctoberFost:
**...click the correct link, and...

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...then they suddenly realized there was a back exit out of the dimension. But as soon as they left...

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aymeigh · May 31, 2002, 3:23 AM

they realized that they had gone out the emergency exit and set off the alarm. Dozens and dozens of wet gym socks and dingo kidney officers chased them into the WGSDK Dimension Correction Facility where they could do nothing but clip their toenails and eat over-salted potato chips. However, someone yelped with excitement when they opened the last potato chip bag and found...

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The answer is forty-two

Overrider720 · May 31, 2002, 8:24 PM

...a MOLDY potatoe chip, the world was thrown into panic and.......

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Luke · May 31, 2002, 8:34 PM

...King Tfosorcim's pet...

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Ne Demord Jamais · May 31, 2002, 8:40 PM

... a lovely patato plant named Red, after...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

Luke · May 31, 2002, 11:41 PM

...the communists of...

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