The status of the board is sufficiently boring enough for the neccesity of Tell-A-Story! ...EV-Style

Tell-A-Story started on the EVO board, spawned a sequel, died, was reincarnated on Just Chat, died again, was reconstructed on the EVO board again, stayed there for a while, died, and is now being reinstated right here.

For those of you who haven't been lucky enough to partake in Tell-A-Story, it goes like this: Someone starts a sentence or two that ends with "...". The next person contiues where the last one left off, of course ending their turn with "...". The story is usually as wild and rediculous as can be. The story usually takes place in the EV/O universe, but it can be anywhere.

So, to begin.

Qwerty the Walking Micro-Brewery was happy, mostly. He was just mildly afraid that the notroious Greenbeard the Pirate would steal his brand-new...

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... Corvet. But that wasn't the biggest problem. It all started...

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(This message has been edited by Jager (edited 02-27-2002).)

...when a satanic chicken had knocked on his door and said...

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"Good is never done except at the expense of those who do it: truth is never enforced except at the sacrifice of its propounders."
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(This message has been edited by spl_cadet (edited 02-27-2002).)

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Originally posted by spl_cadet:
**...when a satanic chicken had knocked on his door and said...

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..."Aye, top o' de mornin' to ye!" The chicken then started to...

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... slice its body to small peices...

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...It made Qwerty the Walking Micro-Brewery sad to see the chicken getting sliced up, so he quickly...

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...Ate it. Yumm, chicken! He got in his corvette and drove around 700 k/ph above the speed limit and crashed into...

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...a rubber ducky which...

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...failed to explode when he crased into it so...

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...he doused it with napalm, attached a 50 gigaton antimatter warhead to the ducky, and...

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"Good is never done except at the expense of those who do it: truth is never enforced except at the sacrifice of its propounders."
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... Ran a way, and pressed the big shiny red...

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...apple which did absolutely nothing. He then went over to his girlfriend's place where...

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...he built bird houses and smuggled kestrel subsemblies...

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...which quickly failed to amuse him, so he went down to Ruby where he started shooting off lots and lots of big, slimy, red...

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...ostrich eggs, which then hatched and...

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"The secret to having high self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met." -- Watterson's Hobbes

...into nonviable offspring. So our pedantic hero died an untimely death and was replaced by...

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.. Captain Earl Smith, intergalactic ear wax salesman. Earl was a ..

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...Captain who sold intergalactic earwax in...

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...little tubes called...

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... TUBES O WAX. he decided to open one and gess what jumped out...

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