A small, weather-beaten bunker lying on the outskirts of the Confederate colony on Mars sits idly, having just opened, waiting for patrons to enter.

Discussion here is usually lively, and the people friendly (most of the time, at least). Anyone who wants to come and have a drink and just chat is always welcome.

Outside the door half-hangs a dirty, old, and scarcly-legible sign reading:

Rules of the Aerobrake

1. No shirt, no shoes, service but no complementary peanuts
2. Fighting allowed, provided it be entertaining and tasteful
3. Don't harass the bartender, 'cause we only got one
4. Small, yippy dogs not permitted, unless they can mix drinks
5. No one under the age of 16 without a false I.D. is permitted
6. Protection from our patrons cannot be guranteed to boy band members or fans
7. None of that bloody role-playing

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"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

(This message has been edited by ares1 (edited 01-05-2002).)

Grunadulater jumps in and dies right in the doorway.

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(This message has been edited by grunadulater (edited 01-05-2002).)

Ok, my site is up all. Go click Escape Velocity: Rebel Base in my sig.

Ares, thanks for finally posting this thing. I didn't think anyone would ever get to it.

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Site's lookin good. I love the monty python holy grail quote in the bottom left. Heh, great movie.

<French accent>Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries!</french accent>

Good God it's getting late. At least I'm getting tired. I have been trying to limit myself on the caffienated substances... As a result, I will not get to watch my little creation (the friggin bar) through it's first few hours. Good night y'all, hear?

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Originally posted by ares1:
**Good God it's getting late. At least I'm getting tired. I have been trying to limit myself on the caffienated substances... As a result, I will not get to watch my little creation (the friggin bar) through it's first few hours. Good night y'all, hear?
**

I should go to sleep, too, but I'm working on something extra-special.

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Sleep?Work?What are these words?
Shade enters,and asks for a Tomato Juice.

Hey,I had this (impossible) idea for a fighter.
You have a fighter bay,and it launches fighters in pairs of 2.
The fighters have 1 turreted beam,which they target each other with.
Now the beam doesn't hurt them,but it does hurt anything else which touches it,and so the pair of fighters can go around killing anything which gets between them!
Cool or just weird?
Remember,it's impossible,so don't try it at home,or you're likely to fry your little brother (on the other end of the beam).

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Grundy sighs and asks anyone if they want to play chess.

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5 posts in a day? That's not very good for a bar.

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Originally posted by ares1:
**5 posts in a day? That's not very good for a bar.
**

You've outlawed role-playing, you miserable tyrant! Off with his head!

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Role-playing is boring. Besides, if we had roleplaying this would become BB with a new name. shrug

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"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

<looks around> Hmm.... Can I get in? :frown:

(edit) Y'know, without the RPG, this thing may die fast. But that's just my opinion. Either way, I need to rebuild my social skills. I've been playing The Sims: House Party quite a bit since the Bar stopped. (/edit)

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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 01-06-2002).)

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Y'know, without the RPG, this thing may die fast. But that's just my opinion. Either way, I need to rebuild my social skills. I've been playing The Sims:House Party quite a bit since the Bar stopped.

Ooohhh... Sims player, evil... J/K, but I never like the game enough to get an expansion pack.

Jimbob, I put your site in the links section on my website.

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As the rules state, everyone is welcome except little yippy dogs and boy band enthusiasts.

Anyone here good at starcraft? I suck... Anyone know any good stategies?

I just payed $30 to azdara ace, and he is mailing me infini-d 4.0 in the next day or so! Coolness, eh?

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"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Can't say I am - I've never played the game.

Nice bar - I like the name. It's the name I would have chosen from your list. Anyway, I guess I'll have a brandy - any other good drinks? I seem to be runing out of them all I know is Saalian brandy. Well maybe there's Ol' Janx Spirit, Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters and Jinantonics too.

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And so Shrout1 finally arrived
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(This message has been edited by Shrout1 (edited 01-06-2002).)

Starcraft is cool, I play it. The Sims is a cool game too. Grundy, I'll take you up on that offer.

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Originally posted by Shrout1:
**Well maybe there's Ol' Janx Spirit, Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters and Jinantonics too.

**

I could not call it a bar unless we served Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. Ol' Janx Spirit is served as well. And I'm sure you remember that every race everywhere has managed to create some sort of Jinantonic. Of course, whether it is a lemon-flavored water-like drink, or pure rubbing alchohol with a touch of parsley juice is something you will not know until you order one.

/me is the proprietar, and can't be the bartender as well. Anyone want the job?

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"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ahhhhhh, an EV bar. Something to make me get my ass back here!

OV buys a drink

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**Anyone want the job?

**

"Ooh! Me! Me!" Rawzer quickly jumps behind the bar, puts on an apron, beats up N'suck (tastefully), and accidently blows a section off of one wall trying to mix a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Then he hires a small yipping dog to help. His name: Yapper. "He can be my new animal friend! Like Chirpo!"

<chirp>

"Shut the #%!* up, Chirpo!!!!"

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"Whos Chirpo?"

accidently steps on him without knowing

"Wait a minute" checks shoe "Is this chirpo?"

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