The battle of Palshife is coming to a close. Enemy weapons have been proved ineffectual, and the Orange Soda equipped Pepsi ships are doing quite well. Almost all enemy ships have been destroyed, including the Pepsi nullifier. Meanwhile, Palshife is being stocked with Pepsi ships. At Sol, Insano's ships along with the new defense fleet are turning the tide of the battle. As soon as the Battle of Palshife is over, the superweapon will be on the way.

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Jimbob's fleet begins fire again, with 20 new Sol recruits, and some more from Insano. The battle's close draws neerer. Suddenly, 5 24 packs release their fighters and open fire on Mooses already damaged ship, taking out the sheilds. Mr. Moose has 5 posts to react, or he's dead, and the rest of his fleet and systems are roachie!

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Jimbob's fleet begins picking of the ships in Mooses fleet one by one, with much needed help from Insano's fleet. The battle drags newar to it's end.

Three, posts, or your moose meat, moose.

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The enemy fleet at Palshife has been utterly destroyed. Insano then teleports all ships to the large battle.

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STVEF name: Insano

Jimbob notices a giant fleet flying towards the scene. He suddenly realizes that Insano's entire fleet has arrived! The fleets work together to take out all of the enemy ships. all thats left is Mr. Mooses ship. They begin firing and tearing away at the hull. Mr. Mooses ship begins to smoke. Mr Moose has one post until he dies and all of his systems are roachie. Have a Nice day!

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Sorry I haven't been around. Anyway, where- wait a tic, what's this? All of Moose's systems about to be roachie? Dragon ponders wether (sp) or not he should save Moose, and holds a heated debate with himself on the matter of how pretty Moose's wife is and if she would marry him or not. Just as Mac comes in to moderate, ( ;)), Dragon's palm accidently hits the Carboball release button and Insano's fleet goes boom. Biggggg Boom. All ships in the surrounding system are anhilinated, (big sp!) with but one exception. By some weird phenomenon, (even bigger sp!!) Moose's ship suffers no splash damage what-so-ever.

That post is obviousily void. Moose, your dead, all of your systems are roachie! Jimbob radioes Insano and congratulates him on a job well done, and thanks him for helping him out. Um, are the other groups willing to give up yet? We have Palshife, we killed Moose, we now have quite a lot of power. Well?

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Moose and Spacey are the only ones left. I think we've won.

Insano then takes the superweapon and half of his fleet and goes back to Palshife to defend it. The other half of his fleet stays with Jimbob for the time being.

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Actually, It's just Spacey. How many posts/days should we give him before we declare victory?

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Actually, It's just Spacey. How many posts/days should we give him before we declare victory?

Until Wednesday. That should be plenty of time.

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STVEF name: Insano

rje commanders, you are forgetting something. That something is the fact that I have now rearmed the fleets of the DP Rebellion and the Freehold to be resistant to ANYTHING that you could possibly get, as in they have Orange Soda, Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, MFF(whatever the Fanta Alliance uses as drink), Root Beer, and the many other drinks floating around as shields. So Insano's attacks are hereby refuted, because that battle has not ended, I still have a DP Battlegroup there, the war between the Empire, the Freehold and it's ally, the DP Rebellion, is still going on, and neither side has a major advantage over the other. To further increase production of warships, both the Freehold and the DP Rebellion colonize twenty systems apiece(those systems have lots of minerals and stuff needed to build vessels)and construct shipyards there. The Freehold WHITE STAR Juggernaut is complete, and two more are under construction, the VICTORY and the REBEL GLORY, respectively. The Freehold introduces the Sour Grape Cruiser, and quickly gets it into production.

RESPECTIVE FLEET STATS:
Freehold- 250,000 vessels
DP Rebellion- 235,000 vessels
Empire- 425,000 vessels
(NOTE-Stats are capital vessels, ships that are one hundred meters or longer.

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Hey! He didn't one post the Palshife battle! He did it over about a weeks time, and since you never showed up, he just said the roachies won that. You had plenty of time to post. Your also saying your fleet is invincible, which, if I remember, is completely and totaly against the rules. We won Palshife and killed Moose fair and square. You have posted by wednesday, so we haven't won yet. We have all of Mooses systems, plashife, and all the original roachie systems. That gives you not a lot of time.

Jimbob recruits a couple thousand, and sends them to palshife, surronding former moose systems, and a few hundred to sol and the core worlds.

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Sorry, but all you raochies better cork your wine bottles and pay attention. Wait a tic, you're all (B(dead(/B), so you couldn't possibly be corking your bottles. My carbo ball killed you all. The original creator has abandoned us, and me, redeye, spacey, jimbob, and insano are the only- wait, Insano doesn;t count scratch him- are the only surviving persons. However, it is now only me, redeye, & spacey as all the roachies are dead. I take it that we have won, so the Soda Wars are now over. Well, if you 4 really want to argue about it for the next 5 years, then I guess you could keep posting topics... though this might be a difficult task as they would be locked within 2 minutes of their "posting." As for me- I will now remove this bookmark and leave you to your desolate arguing. Good Bye.

Dragon and his fleet of warships instantly teleports to BB
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Good bye.

That was kinda a one post battle type thing, and could be considered a weapon of mass destruction.

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Mr. Moose's corpse rots. Jerks! I wasn't on-line all weekend, dernit! :mad:

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No, it doesn't. But Insano's does.

No, it doesn't. But Insano's does.

A bunch of one post battles and argumentative stuff. Insano calls over a couple hundred ships to aid in the defense of Palshife from the ships left at Sol. The superweapon is still at Palshife. A second Liquid-Pepsi converter is under construction now. This one with more advanced shields, although it doesn't really need them.

The operative had been sent in by transporter, unless you had a jammer, and was ready to plant the explosives on the Jaggernaut. He snuck by the guards until he was at the power generator. He plants the explosives as the timer counts down...

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Yeah um... I got like this Red Bull cannon... and um it has Gurana and some vitamins... If I fire it like everyone dies... but it's not a weapon of mass distruction! I swear it's an energy drink that does something to you mind. Infertalises body and mind! Thats it!

Azdara fires the Red Bull cannon and everyone dies... I'm sure you'll find your way out of it somehow.

~A~

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