Jimbob's Tau Ceti Fleet begins firing back at Moose, and his sheilds are almost destroyed, as his little ship against 200+ doesn't work too well. 
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob's Tau Ceti Fleet begins firing back at Moose, and his sheilds are almost destroyed, as his little ship against 200+ doesn't work too well.;)
**
Except I stole huge pepsi fleets from Sol. Mr. Moose calls in back up. 100 Coke Battlecruisers with 20 2. Liter cannons and 100 can fighters each jump in. Mr. Moose fires a forklift into the fray.
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When did you sneek into Sol? And how? And since when can you eat a forklift (scientificly speaking, not "Eat my forklift!" says Joe to Bob, bob's ship blows up kinda stuff"? and whats with this?
Five
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
When did you sneek into Sol?
Not too long ago.
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And how?
There was a warp in the stomach of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal that ate me. It brought me to Chia Earth.
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And since when can you eat a forklift?
When you are a twelve ton elephant with bronchial pnemonia.
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Five
That's 5
4
Hope I got the UBB codes right.
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Umm... Somthing doesn't seem fair about being warped through someones stomach... Oh well, at least this is interesting again. Jimbob's fleet begins diverting fire to the stroger ships, and begin knocking at their sheilds. They begin to drop rapidly, and Jimbob's capitol ships release thi Fighters, which inflict even more damage.
3, in bold ubb.
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-24-2001).)
(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-24-2001).)
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
3, in bold ubb.
3
Mr. Moose shoots down a few fighters and protects the bigger coke ships, while the stolen pepsi ships turn their allies into rj. Mr. Moose laughs insanly 
, and fires a forklift at Jimbob's flag ship.
"HA-BOOM" explosions makes Jimbob's ship lurch violently.
2 <- Better find that bomb. 
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Jimbob isn't in Tau Ceti, He's in Sol. Ha Ha. Jimbob's fleet continues firing on the Coke ships, managing to take about half of all of the ships down. Two fighters then notice topic spamming, and send two 24 packs to take out Moose.
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Two fighters then notice topic spamming, and send two 24 packs to take out Moose.
**
What spam?
Mr. Moose sp orklifts the 24 packs 
. Ahh, I love to cheat. The Coke BCs shoot their heavy fizz cannons and destroy half of the remaining enemies.
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0...
"KAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOM-POW-ZAPPO!!!!"
Earth and it's fuzzy Chia companion explode in a spectacular display. The high-pressure carbon dioxide explosives were in the pockets of the 6 people who actually know who controls the roachian empire.
There is that good Jimbob?
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(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 11-24-2001).)
Ok, no Bomb, no forklift, it's a non-food item. Ok? Now go back and fix up that post! 
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Mr. Moose fires upon Jimbob's fleet, who is suprized from the explosion. Some of the small fighters were destroyed in the blast. The remaining Coke forces make short work of the rest of the fleet. The DPR takes Mars and Luna. They are fortified into major military outposts.
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(edit)UBB(/edit)
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(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 11-24-2001).)
Uh, since when are Mars and Luna in Tau Ceti?
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Uh, since when are Mars and Luna in Tau Ceti?
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What? Aren't you in Sol?
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I'm in sol, the battle was in Tau Ceti.
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**I'm in sol, the battle was in Tau Ceti.
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And I had already sabatoged Sol. So I started there, jumped to TC, fought you, came back, took Sol. So, your men weren't blinded and shocked, sorry.
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ok, sorry, but could you point to when you did this?
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The orange soda equipped ships attack the opposing ships in Palshife and start destroying them. Insano then takes several of the remaining ships that are not equipped and transport them over to Sol. Since no ships were left there to defend it, all systems are recaptured. The bomb never happened, since it was a non food item.
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Kinda, well, a lot like Zaphod, Former President of the Universe. You pretty much quoted HHGTTG.
Of course I did. What's wrong with that being the way the empire works?
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Yes. How about we just say since we took over you capitol planet, and a bunch of others, we won? Anyway, Jimbob just restocked the Sol fleet and is beating the crap out of Moose, so...
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The bombs were Carbonation Bombs, really high pressure Dr. Pepper cans. Food item.
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You never said that before, and even if it looks like you did, there's going to be an "edit" message down there somewhere. Seriousily, this is loosing it's spiffyness.
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