Jimbob brings in Penolope The Anteater. She eats all the ants, and goes to watch Chirpo and Sammy fight. 
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Spacey runs into the bar, punches Jimbob in the face, knocking him down, and runs back out. Everyone watches as Spacey takes off in his P-Fed Dreadnaught.
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Jimbob steals Skyblades ship, and sets of after Spacey... 
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**Jimbob steals Skyblades ship, and sets of after Spacey...:p
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Mr. Moose gets in his Kestrel and kills both of them.
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Jimbob reincarnates himself, and finds a nice, shiny, new, sharp, double bladed (you know where I'm goin' with this?) axe. He takes the axe and begins slamming the really sharp end against Mooses neck. Once his head rolled off, he took it and put it on his spaceship as a hood ornament. He then takes the axe and throws it into the vaccum of space, not knowing that it would eventually cause a huge gash in a Vogon ship, causing it to crash land in... space. Earth was saved, and 5 minutes later everyone heard that the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything was 42. Kids had little problem on tests from that day on, and thus teachers became incredibly hard to find.
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Luke kills everyone and takes their cash.
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**Jimbob reincarnates himself, and finds a nice, shiny, new, sharp, double bladed (you know where I'm goin' with this?) axe. He takes the axe and begins slamming the really sharp end against Mooses neck. Once his head rolled off, he took it and put it on his spaceship as a hood ornament. He then takes the axe and throws it into the vaccum of space, not knowing that it would eventually cause a huge gash in a Vogon ship, causing it to crash land in... space. Earth was saved, and 5 minutes later everyone heard that the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything was 42. Kids had little problem on tests from that day on, and thus teachers became incredibly hard to find.
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Why am I quoting myself? Maybe I want you to read that post no matter what?
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Spacey never reincarnated, so Insano never got his 79.09 Billion credits! HAHAHAHAHAAA!
Spacey reincarnates himself and puts a forcefield around him that is Insano- proof/anything related to Insano-proof.
HAHA!
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Sammy and Chirp expend such energy in their fighting that the entire bar blows up with everyone in it.
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Luke, now a pool of blood, ( ) re-discovers his Buddhism and becomes enlightened.
((( See, ya later, mortals, I'm on my way to Nirvana, ))) says Luke.
((( Hey, wait... ))) says Luke, feeling his wOOtMindPowerย stretching.
((( Enlightenment makes you a Vell-Os??? ))) Luke wonders.
((( Sure does, ))) says Buddha.
((( Cool! ))) says Luke.
((( Hey! ))) says Macavenger.
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Hey, Mac, I have to thank you. You gave me the idea for my scinece project!
(add) woah. I just had a cool dream. I was watching the magic game and fell asleep, and I had a dream that EVula gave me Karma. To bad It didn't really happen. :frown: (add)
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-24-2001).)
You really have no life other than these boards, huh Jimbob. j/k
Jimbob's posts: 444
I hope I don't recognize the day I hit 666 posts! 
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Hey, Mac, I have to thank you. You gave me the idea for my scinece project!
I did? Cool... what is it?
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(add) woah. I just had a cool dream. I was watching the magic game and fell asleep, and I had a dream that EVula gave me Karma. To bad It didn't really happen.:frown: (add)
Bummer. it's much more fun when you don't wake up and discover it was a dream later.
Luke - darn you, you're just going to get w00tMindPowerย to match mine no matter what, aren't you?
Mac pours a can of roach juice into the pool of blood which Luke has become, tormenting him
Hmm, maybe if I keep this up, Luke's blood will be so badly messed up it'll deteriorate, and he'll have to reincarnate as himself (human).
/me opens another can...
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**Mac pours a can of roach juice into the pool of blood which Luke has become, tormenting him
Hmm, maybe if I keep this up, Luke's blood will be so badly messed up it'll deteriorate, and he'll have to reincarnate as himself (human).
/me opens another can...
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Hahaha! I have left the pool of blood I once was. I am now entirely a non-physical-element being!
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The thing about eggs. I think someone mentioned the defender was a "flying egg shell" in a fighter poll, and you brought up the fact that you can't squeeze an egg by breaking it. I tried and couldn't (Using equal pressure). So I made my science experiment to figure out which end on on which of three different kinds of eggs would hold the most weight. I'm done, I just have to do my display. It's due tommorrow.
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Insano stares at nothing.
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Sorry I've been gone.
Whatever happened between Chirpo and Samantha is completly ficticious, as Sammy no longer exists.
Mac! Just for you to know, I wasn't biased against HHGTTG, I just said if you could use that, I could use D&D.; But I got a copy of the full series ("The Ultimate HH Guide") as a belated B-day present this morning, and I'm on Restraunt. Just at the part where they actually get to the blinkin place. They're good books... ... But not as good as HDM!
Just for the heck of it, Insano finds himself in the Total Perspective Vortex.
Moral of the Story: Don't call Samantha "Sammy."
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**You really have no life other than these boards, huh Jimbob. j/k
Jimbob's posts: 444
I hope I don't recognize the day I hit 666 posts!
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Well, there hasn't been much to do lately. I had about 300 at the beginning of last week!
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Spacey rushes in and yells: "VISIT MY ONI SITE BELOW!" Then runs out.
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