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Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
**Wow! w00t is a cool and froody adjective. I may use it often.
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Heh. Remember, it can also be used as an interjection all by itself. w00t!
as for the w00tMindPower, that's the old Nova board term for the Vell-Os Mind Power that I've been banishing my enemies with.
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Grunadulater wishs someone would talk to him. He knows jus the thing. He pulls a M$crosoft(Thats how you spell it, right?) computer out of his pocket and puts it on a table. He also pulls out am axe and makes a small booth;
"Smash the computer, only 25,000 credits"
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"What happens when the timer reaches 0?"
Zen, I must congratulate (sp?) you. All by your lonesome, you've been doing your best to keep this bar alive and humurous.
Dragon walks up to Zen and hands him a medal, but finds his hand cut off by Zen's axe. "Hhhhhhhhhirrrr, I shall live on!" Zen goes on a rmapage throughout the bar, killing just about everything. Including poop- I mean pikeman. 
Mac, please cut the Vellos thing out, and stop insisting that everything we do doesn't work. You still haven't re-incarnated yourself from my killing of you, so pretty much all the stuff you've done is void.
As a memory of a long-last era, Dragon re-incarnates himself and glares at Luke's fragmented body. The remnants come together, though they take on an odd orangeish tinge. Pretty soon, Luke's body is entirely brown, and holes appear. Dragon nails a sign up.
RIDE THE CORK MAN! ONLY 10˘!
Dragon conjures a lake and puts Luke in it. The gleeful toddlers come rushing...
Hey! I try to keep this too! I just don't have as much time to spend now that I have a science project due monday. :redface: It is getting repitive though. Jimbob, in last resort, puts in an anti-Repetitive machine on the bar counter. Jimbob, in last resort, puts in an anti-Repetitive machine on the bar counter. Marvin suddenly appears in front of Jimbob and starts talking about how miserable he is. This eats away at Jimbob's mind until he commits suicicde. Marvin goes back in the machine, job finished.
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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
You still haven't re-incarnated yourself from my killing of you, so pretty much all the stuff you've done is void.
You didn't kill me, though.
Mac frees Luke from the lake. "Sorry about that old chap, no one should have to do that sort of thing twice." Luke turns back into his normal self.
To keep things intersting, though, Mac puts Dragon in a cork body instead, and puts him on the lake. "There, if you want a cork man to ride, you can be the cork-man yourself."
Sammy the Squirrel runs into the bar, bites Insano, then runs out to the lake hops on Dragon.
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Spacey enters the bar after landing on the magnetic pod outside.
"MAN-O-MAN! That BFS III is really detailed! Too bad I can't participate. :frown: So much to do, so little time."
I love Jr. High! I just love it! Especially the Brownie Points that come along with it... if ya know what I mean. 
j/k
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I've been meaning to give myself a familiar for some time, I wonder when I will...
To Jimbob: Hehehe, just noticed your sig... I heard one like that, though it may be a tad serious, as it was told to me by my Philosophy professor.
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Originally quoted by Dr. Jordan:
"There is a theory that the Universe will become more and more advanced, and after a it reaches a certain point, it will self-destruct and create a new one, yet infinitly more complex. There is also a theory that this has already happened." Comment?
As for YOU Mac... ( ;))
You be dead from all the things that people on page(url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001990.html") 1 (/url)did to you. And didn't I explain why they're still alive?
As Sammy jumps on Dragon, he is shot backward onto Insano's head. Insano is immediatly gored, and everyone notices the fact that Sammy looks a lot like a white bunny... Anyone else watched MP reruns lately?
Sammy seems to like Dragon, despite their numerous skirmishes. Dragon keeps him as his new familiar. (Quick note: Yes! Finally got one!) As they sit down for a drink (Sammy has a nut), Sammy informs Dragon that he is really Samantha , not Samuel, and explains to him why he made vehement attacks against everyone for calling her male. Samantha has another nut as the two chat about tommorows football game like old freinds. (Other bar members gape in befundlement)
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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
To Jimbob: Hehehe, just noticed your sig... I heard one like that, though it may be a tad serious, as it was told to me by my Philosophy professor.
Hate to break your bubble, but your philosophy prof is quoting HHGTTG. You really should read it. The other quote you put up of his comes immediately after Jimbob's sig in the book, I think.
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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
As for YOU Mac... (;) )
You be dead from all the things that people on page 1 did to you. And didn't I explain why they're still alive?
I told you, even if they did survive, they're banned from BBars, and they couldn't kill me with their pathetic "magic" anyway.
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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
As Sammy jumps on Dragon, he is shot backward onto Insano's head. Insano is immediatly gored, and everyone notices the fact that Sammy looks a lot like a white bunny... Anyone else watched MP reruns lately?;)
Sammy seems to like Dragon, despite their numerous skirmishes. Dragon keeps him as his new familiar. (Quick note: Yes! Finally got one!) As they sit down for a drink (Sammy has a nut), Sammy informs Dragon that he is really Samantha , not Samuel, and explains to him why he made vehement attacks against everyone for calling her male. Samantha has another nut as the two chat about tommorows football game like old freinds. (Other bar members gape in befundlement)
Normally I wouldn't have a problem with that, but Sammy is an invincible, evil squirrel. he's our official arch nemesis and can't be killed, so I don't really think you want him (or her) as a familiar. He might bite you at some unexpected time.
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Tired of being a mean guy, Grunadulater turns into Grunadulater and yells for someone to notice him.
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"What happens when the timer reaches 0?"
OV looks around.
OV stares.
OV chucks a nuke at the nearest violent person
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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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Originally posted by The Space Between:
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Man! Ne1 here play The Sims? IF you do, have you heard of the KILLERSIMS site? If not, please visit the links below. (;) Gotta advertise for the site, since I'm a mod. )
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Holy <content edited> You mod that site?!?! Sweet! Thats definetly one of the better sims sites out there.
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Originaly posted by Cyber-Dragon
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To Jimbob: Hehehe, just noticed your sig... I heard one like that, though it may be a tad serious, as it was told to me by my Philosophy professor.
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Philosophy professer? I got it from the first sentence in The Resteraunt at the End of the Galaxy...
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-22-2001).)
Marvin comes out and talks to Grandulater for turning back into himself, which is quite repetitive. Marvin talks until Grandulater's head explodes. Marvin then goes back into his corner and shuts himself off.
(edit) Oops, double post. Bad Jimbob, bad!! (/edit)
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Mr. Moose reincarnates and takes the ax from Zen. He uses it make a cork man and charges small children (that visit bars) a small fortune to ride it. Mr. Moose gets rich and buys axes for everone, LET THE MAYHEM BEGIN!!! Mr. Moose axes off Luke's head.
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Jimbob throws his axe at Moose, which promptly cuts his head off and sticks to the behind wall. He grabs the axe off the wall...
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob throws his axe at Moose, which promptly cuts his head off and sticks to the behind wall. He grabs the axe off the wall...
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But Mr. Moose has stolen lizard DNA from a Confederate science labrotory on Ruby and regenerates his head. Mr. Moose lops off JB's limbs. "What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"
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Major12 grabs the axe from whoever has it and goves it to Mindule to play with.
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"What happens when the timer reaches 0?"
Luke calmly picks up his head and puts it on his head, buys an axe, and chops off Mr. Moose's head.
Luke closes the warp-hole through which all the people from other boards are popping in.
Luke thanks Mac for foiling Cyber-Dragon's cork-ride horrors, and gives him a gold-and silver chess set that he stole from a ßll GĺÝé$.
Luke notices that a pink elephant is walking into the bar...
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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
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Mindule starts a campfire and Major12 sets up a tent. They roast all meat in the bar(including humans(other than thier own)) on a huge metal pole.
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"What happens when the timer reaches 0?"
Jimbob bites Mooses legs off, and asks " Moose, do you live in Michigan?"
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-22-2001).)
