Planet Kestrel? We're suppossed to be using EV systems/planets...

Spacey, while patrolling Matar with Mac, starts his target practice.
Spacey notes that two rje shuttles have just hypered in. He quickly heads for the first one. As he reaches the shuttle, the captain of the shuttle hails Spacey and screams: "NO, PLEASE! I HAVE A..." Before the pilot could say anything more, Spacey fired his Gobstopper Small Cannons at the shuttle. It was gone within a second.
"...Family? No ya don't," Spacey says after destroying one shuttle. (Seems kinda cruel, huh?) Spacey then heads for the second one, which has already reached the jump point.
Spacey then launches his RBEE Heavy Fighters... they destroy the shuttles after firing a 12oz. RB Seeker Missile each. The shuttle took six 12oz. shots before dying.

<Sorry if it seemed a little cruel. ;)>

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**Planet Kestrel?
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Star Wars mock, Kessel.

Mr. Moose is forces by evil rochies to harvest spice used to make rj. He tries to escape but the roaches zap him with a tazer.

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IAT_YHNAYNHH_ _ N _IATTYDYRSVOIOSOE_EOMU.UAY_MER*DOWU _C_UACOH

I figured it out! It means IAT_YHNAYNHH_ _ N _IATTYDYRSVOIOSOE_EOMU.UAY_MER*DOWU _C_UACOH! Haha! I'm smart.

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*I figured it out! It means IAT_YHNAYNHH_ _ N _IATTYDYRSVOIOSOE_EOMU.UAY_MERDOWU _C_UACOH! Haha! I'm smart.

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No, but your close...

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As was stated on numerous other topics, I have been hanging at Battle.net so I'ven't been able to catch up... where were we?

The Aurimians all transfer to the newly-developed Stage 3. Unfortunatly, they all end up as rubber chickens. Research continues as all of Aurina is an extremly dilapidated state... This is an Invintation for Attack (D&D; talk), for all you roachies.

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It kicks butt! The first one was cool... mysterious! I liked the first one just as much as the (url="http://"http://www.apple.com/trailers/")newer(/url) one.

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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 11-18-2001).)

Insano, basically what you have created is an invincible ship. All the ship does is turn all other liquids into Pepsi (yech), and it must stop sooner or later. It has to run on something, unless you have a perpetual-motion machine as your energy source. So there has to be a weakness of some sort. If it has the capabilities you say it has, then there has to be a very large weakness it it's design. Also, the Fanta Alliance has food in it's arsenal and you haven't complained about them, so I am hereby creating the Freehold, a government that is dedicated to taking down the Empire, and dissolving the DP Rebellion, as I have been the leader ever since Captain Skyblade abandoned Soda Wars. The Freehold's first order of business is to confiscate all the worlds the DP held, and to convert the DP into "Multi-flavored water". Cap'n Redeye then goes to the Freehold's new Outer Rim shipyard, and begins to produce Blueberry Frigates and Orange Drones. He then starts on a new design, known as the Dazzleberry Juggernaut.

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Insano, basically what you have created is an invincible ship. All the ship does is turn all other liquids into Pepsi (yech), and it must stop sooner or later. It has to run on something, unless you have a perpetual-motion machine as your energy source. So there has to be a weakness of some sort. If it has the capabilities you say it has, then there has to be a very large weakness it it's design. Also, the Fanta Alliance has food in it's arsenal and you haven't complained about them, so I am hereby creating the Freehold, a government that is dedicated to taking down the Empire, and dissolving the DP Rebellion, as I have been the leader ever since Captain Skyblade abandoned Soda Wars. The Freehold's first order of business is to confiscate all the worlds the DP held, and to convert the DP into "Multi-flavored water". Cap'n Redeye then goes to the Freehold's new Outer Rim shipyard, and begins to produce Blueberry Frigates and Orange Drones. He then starts on a new design, known as the Dazzleberry Juggernaut.

Nope, not invincible. You just need to think a little more. Maybe use something more creative than the obvious, which is trying to blow it up from the outside with regular soda weapons. It's pretty much towed in transit, and off. It runs on Pepsi, so when enemy ships attack it and the Pepsi hits the hull, it gets power there. But just in case ther is none available, it can run on nuclear power. And there are several generators on board the ship.

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OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!

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OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!

Nobody knows. Dragon's probably had too much sugar today. The Freehold, in the meanwhile, develops it's own superweapon - a Pepsi Nullifier, which, on activation, makes it impossible for any ship that has Pepsi on board it be able to move fire, or anything else. The first prototype is put on board one of the new Juggernauts.

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(This message has been edited by Cap'n Redeye (edited 11-20-2001).)

Duh! She's yelling at you Red eye. I agree with that, you can't just jump in and take over unless Mac says so.

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Mac is part of the CC, not the now-dissolved DP Rebellion, and I was in Soda Wars:A New Hope.

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The planetary bombardment of Palshife continues, with Pepsi raining down on the planet. Insano then hails the planet. "Your defense fleet has been utterly destroyed, with no losses to my fleet. I suggest you surrender now." "Never!" They fire a planetary DP cannon but the blast is turned into Pepsi and continues to power the superweapon. The cannon is then destroyed. Insano hails the planet once more. "I don't want more people to die today than already have. Surrender, and don't make me destroy the capital building, which, if you remember, you are in." The president quickly consults the council behind him and looks at Insano dejectedly. "Very well, but please, don't imprison us." Insano responds, "You have three days to evacuate. We will orbit the planet until then. After that, anyone left on the planet is at the mercy of my soldiers and generals. I suggest the planet be empty before then."

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The creature is a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Mr. Moose puts a towel on his head and goes past it undetected. "Hahaha! Stupid animal! Mr. Moose sees a light...

Hey, I used law stuff, so I was trying to be nice. And Jim- Who said I was an F?

You're being a bit dumb, RedEye. Either that, or you simply don't understand. I was talking about the original Soda Wars. As in, teh Soda Wars from 4 months ago. And you were one of the later players in SW:ANH.

Spacey, upon being notified of the trgedy going on in the Satori system, heads for Satori. Spacey jumps from Matar to Satori (not in one jump, of course).

Spacey's RBEE High Command fleet - which consists of 5 RBEE Tritans, 50 RBEE Foam-Head Strikers, and 100 Long-Range attackers - called The Invaders , jumps into the system of Satori. Spacey comms Insano:
"Insano... I have reason to believe that you are trying to capture the planet of Palshife. Is this true?"
"I believe so... what are you going to do about it?" Insano responds.
"Hmm... well, I can't allow you to do that. Could you, please, leave this sytem... now?"
"I don't think so," Insano responds, trying to act big.
Spacey then comms Dragon:
"Dragon, if you can, please come to the Satori system... I will be engaging in battle with Insano's rje fleet. Please respond. I need to take every precaution I can." Then Mac:
"Mac, can I count on you coming to the Satori system? There is an rje fleet trying to capture Palshife."

"Well, Insano. Prepare to eat RB!" Spacey has his capital ship (the one he's in) fire four 32oz. bottles of RB at Insano's ship. He has his Foam-Head Strikers blast Insano's ship with four foam-clouds each. (Now, Insano, we all know that Root Beer has the biggest, most flavorable foam-head on the planet. And you can't say that your ship is absorbing that too. It's just not logical.)

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"Thank you for the backup Red," Spacey comms.

Spacey waits for Insano's reaction to his attack.

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