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Um, Jimbob, Tau Ceti connects to Sol and you don't have Tau Ceti because I have a fleet organizing in there. So your fleet has to be somewhere else or it doesn't exist. Insano, we don't have transporters, only hyperdrives, as we are keeping to Star Wars and Escape Velocity's method of getting around. Cap'n Redeye then sends five Devestator PSWs to Palshife from Clotho. A support force of twelve Juggernauts and one hundred DP Frigates goes along with it to defeat Insano. To stop the (all other fluids)/pepsi converter Insano has, the PSW's quickly target it with all of their guns (that's seventy-five hundred, folks) and blow through the shields, and incinerate not only the converter, but Insano's command ship. Unfortunately for the DP, Insano ejects as the bombardment from the PSWs destroy his ship. The rest of the DP fleet engages and destroys most of the remaining support ships, but three small frigates jump into hyperspace with Insano aboard one of them before they can be destroyed. Sastified that the battle is over, Cap'n Redeye goes down to the planet to replace the roach juice that Insano put there, and turns it all into whatever the FA members drink (Shade, what do you guys drink?). He then heads back to his Outer Rim outpost to develop the ultimate weapon, one that can destroy fleets, and still win. After four days of hard work, he creates the DP Dreadnought. Larger and more powerful than anything ever built by any government before, it is a terror weapon against the DP's enemies. With shields an incredible two hundred times stronger than a Devestator-Class Planetary Siege Weapon, and over six thousand beams, lasers, and projectiles launchers, it strikes terror into the rje forces. Cap'n Redeye christens it the Tacit Blue. As he prosecutes the war against the rje, he sends it to Tau Ceti to join the fleet of vessels preparing to invade Sol. The fleet has now: One Dreadnought, ten PSWs, one hundred fifty Juggernauts, four hundred fifty Battlecruisers, eight hundred Cruisers, one thousand five hundred Frigates, ninety Drone Carriers, and one hundred thousand DP fighters of assorted designs. He sends the fleet into Sol, and is immediately confronted by a wave of torpedos, missiles, laser and beam fire coming into the fleet. "All shields on full!" Cap'n Redeye screams as a rocket salvo slams into the Tacit Blue. "Damage Reports!" he says. An enlisted rating answers, "We've lost less than a hundreth of a percent of shielding, sir!" Cap'n Redeye nods in approval, then looks at the fleet's losses. Eighty enemy Frigates were destroyed, at the loss of five of his Battlecruisers and twenty of his frigates. Cap'n Redeye then orders his ship to drive straight towards Jimbob's weak (and small) cruiser. The battle continues as more and more and more DP Cruisers, Carriers, Frigates, Battlecruisers, Juggernauts, and one more Dreadnought, the Freedom, come into the system.
That whole post doesn't work. First of all, I do have transporters. I made those at the beginning of this whole thing and since no one complained then, they count. And you can't destroy the converter, if all the weapons are being turned into Pepsi on the way. See, the converter is on, you fire, DP is turned into Pepsi and it bounces harmlessly off the shields. I say your post is not only a one post battle, but void.
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Worms Armageddon name: Insano
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