w00t.
What a weekend, babysitting cousins, with another on the way...
Now there's a BB XV and I missed it! Ah...
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Insano sits on the lawn looking at the people coming into the bar. After all, I am a lawn gnome (sp) now. He then sees a squirrel and waddles over to it. He tries to talk to it but it bites him. Insano howls in pain from the rabies infected squirrel and then tries to hit it. It runs up a tree and laugs at him. Insano then dies from the rabies and reincarnates himself with a new mission. Kill the squirrel.
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Then play the link in my Sig. Best Internet Game.
Played it. Not bad. If only it was in english.
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Originally posted by ZenMastaT:
**Zen gets up from wherever he had gotten to in the imte between posts, and attempts to beat Mac about the head with his elbow. The reason for defending Moose? He taught me how to spork fight, so I owe him a favor... However this favor may just be getting beat up myself.
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Mac turns his attention on Zen now that Moose is unconscious. Zen tries to come in with his elbow again, but Mac grabs his forearm and twists it, dislocating the elbow badly. He also breaks the forearm for good measure. As Zen urns away, howling, Mac turns back and revives Moose. "Whiskey? Nah, I'm not a whiskey fan. How 'bout a game of Ol' Janx Spirit?"
(You know how that's played from HHGTTG, right Moose?)
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About HGTTG, I checked it out of my school library today. Only on the second chapter. That intro is really funny "...more contreversial (sp) than What God did wrong, More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who is this God Guy, Anyway?. Can't wait to sit down and read it.
*****(NOT A SIG!!)
Jimbob puts a TNT stick in Insano the Lawn Gnomes hand, and puts a lighter in his other hand, figuring he should know what to do from there...
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-12-2001).)
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
About HGTTG, I checked it out of my school library today. Only on the second chapter. That intro is really funny "...more contreversial (sp) than What God did wrong, More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who is this God Guy, Anyway?. Can't wait to sit down and read it.
Heh, yeah, it's a great book. Just wait 'til you get to the description of the babelfish if you liked that, as well as any number of other parts. 
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Dragon opens up his trenchcoat to reveal a fully functioning armory. He presses a button, intiating the countdown on a self-contained nuclear bomb. ETA- 10 posts. Everyone better get out soon... Dragon ripps off the coat and runs out of the building.
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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
Dragon opens up his trenchcoat to reveal a fully functioning armory. He presses a button, intiating the countdown on a self-contained nuclear bomb. ETA- 10 posts. Everyone better get out soon... Dragon ripps off the coat and runs out of the building.
Mac pulls out one of the nastier looking weapons from Dragon's armory, and shoots the arming mechanism. The bobm sputters and dies, and everyone returns to business as usual.
"So, how about that game, Moosey?" 
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I should have known someone would try to use those other weapons. Please, follow through with this.
As Mac and MM sit down for a game of whatever, they hear the beep... beep... beep... beep...beep... beep... slowly begin to return to full strength. Just pretend that it's incappable of being deystroyed, and be thankful the (I) DEFLECTOR(/I shield wasn't on then. A warning to others who might attempt to hurt the Bomb of Doom-
It has been activated.
Dragon sits outside, happily chatting with Insano The Lawn Gnome.
Luke evacuates everyone out of the bar, builds a new one, and puts them all in it.
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Spacey walks in the door with his cloak and his three deadly weapons; the Twin Neutron Pistols (I think you copied my neutron pistols, Mac. :D) and his Neutron Blaster Rifle.
He looks around to see the bar in a mess. He pulls out his Twin Pistols and fires a shot from each pistol near Mac and Moosey.
Everyone turns their attention towards Spacey. Mac throws some kind of strange-shaped projectile at Spacey - straight in the forhead - and Spacey falls like a 300-year old tree that just took a whiff of flying squirrel gas.
Spacey then gets up, places his pistols back in their holsters, and watches the **** fights.
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After relocating his arm (Yes I know that isn't correct) Zen faithfully finds the bomb of doom and hands it back to Dragon, then runs off into the mist... This bar does have mist in it, doesn't it?
He then attempts to build a chair entirely out of popsicle sticks, however, a suprising lack of popsicle sticks hinders his attempts.
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Dragon runs into the new bar and puts the Bomb of Doom down, and places a "force field" around the Bomb. Tearing outside, he evacuates everyone but Insano. The doors are then bolted shut, and everyone plugs their ears.
Insano, running around trying to unlock all the doors, slumps down in defeat. With a final look at the Bomb of Doom, he declares out loud-
$hit.
Jimbob also takes a jstar and nails Zen Masta in the eye.
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And then, with the final post, the Bomb of Doom suffers a total existance failure. The bar continues normally, and everyone files back in.
Mac now has too many people to get even with, so he decides to forgive Rawzer for sitting on him, as long as he promises not to do it again.
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Spacey looks around at everyone. He didn't evacuate because he's sort of drunk. 
<--hope the image works, I can't really concentrate.
Spacey then makes up some coffee to stay awake. (Really helps for alchohol kicks) 
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If you're all wondering why I'm 'drunk' since I'm thirteen n all... well, a friend got married yesterday and we celebrated by talking about my brother n stuff like that. I'm just buzzed from the Honey Mead my Dad made. (If you don't know what Honey Mead is; it's a potent alchoholic beverage that usually (most often for my Dad) has higher concentrate of alchohol than wine. So, I'm pretty tired/relaxed now. My Mom says I'm 'drunk', but I've only been drunk once, and I know what drunk is like... not pretty.
<note> I'm not an alchoholic, nor do I drink on a regular basis. I only consume my Father's alchoholic drinks (which are more potent than regular beer, wine, and Mead) and I drink responsibly... most of the time.
One time I jumped off the roof of my school.... but I won't go into that.
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Glad I don't have to call the moral police on you Spacey Now that the forum is sufficeintly cleansed of non-do-gooders, Zen begins to wonder aloud about the possibilty of a small paper origami peice puncturing his eye, but thinks better of it.
Instead he simply attempts to set Kimbob on fire via the use of hairspray and a lighter.
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Insano is happy that he didn't die, again. He takes the stick of dynamite and plants it at the foot of the squirrel's tree. He ingintes the fuse and runs away. The tree explodes and the squirrel hits Insano in the face, clawing his eyes out and killing him. Insano reincarnates himself and asks the other bar members of ways to kill a all powerful squirrel.
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