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    • insanity - the flame room


      The flame room is a place for people to get together and completely bash people against the wall repeatedly until their virtual fluids drain onto the cold hard surface, but let's keep it clean.

      There are many people in the world that use the internet. The internet's main purpose is to bring people closer together by enabling them to communicate quickly along broad distances, but this was not always the case. Early forms of the internet were invented for the use of scientists only to distribute research to their fellow scientists or even manage research projects with people they might not have ever seen outside the confines of their office.

      I'm sure that most scientists would agree that 3 feet is not actually enough living space for most people. Some require much more, and having less available may not seem reason enough to bother anyone else with their inconveniences and emotions will tend to be bottled up inside. This bottling of emotions can lead to the violence that has taken place in versions, previous or current, of the "Flame Room".

      Flame is an interesting term in that it means many things to many people. To a blacksmith, flame is just another tool used every day to satisfy the growing needs of the consumer for brandished steel items.

      These items can vary widely, meaning that there are many kinds. There are also many kinds of birds. Birds are pretty things. They can fly, some can swim and most of them have legs. In fact, there are thousands of species of bird that have legs! Some have long legs, some have peg legs but scientists have been working for ages to figure out this strange phenomenon.

      In short, on the television channel "Nickelodeon" they ran a series called "Rugrats" with cute little adorable babies with oddly proportioned bodies. During one episode, the rugrat named "Tommy" uttered a word pronounced "fee-num-ee-num". Nobody is quite sure yet that this word actually means anything, but placement in a commercial means that it must mean something to somebody.

      Meaning something can mean different things to different people. This is the same with "flame". They can both mean many things.

      I'm sure that most of you do not know this, but the word pineapple comes from the greek word Pythagoras who most readers would recognize as the son of Zeus, the slayer of the three-horned rhino of South Africa. This rhino was not any ordinary rhino, but a shape-shifter named "Captain Pickard". Captain Pickard led many a robots into the flame room never to be seen again, but this is highly debatable.

      How would a shape-shifter ever get a robot to follow him into the flame room? And once inside, how would he return with enough Force to turn into a rhino himself and be slayed. It is plausible that in this form he could be slain, but the fact remains that the cytoplasm holds not enough zooloriggin to sustain the glutin phlosphate required for tee-aye-dubbul-guh-er transformations! I leave you with this thought..

      Basically, the Flame Room is a place where you beat up on each other shamelessly. So flame away.

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    • Um... the word "interesting" comes to mind. Probably better suited to B&B.;

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    • Hmmm, not a very good idea in my own opinion. This is the Escape Velocity forum, not the Banter and Brawl. I suggest an iLock or a topic move...

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    • I've had my experience posting off-topic. Not pretty. Probably should be b and b.

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      Originally posted by Saint+:
      **The flame room is a place for people to get together and completely bash people against the wall repeatedly until their virtual fluids drain onto the cold hard surface, but let's keep it clean.

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      Basically, the Flame Room is a place where you beat up on each other shamelessly. So flame away.
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      No.

      Not clear enough? This is the Escape Velocity Board, not the "I wanna flame people in a single post" board. I've dropped your karma due to this single post because, not only are you are actively trying to get other people to flame each other, but this is COMPLETELY off topic, and anybody with an ounce of sense (see everyone who responded negatively to this topic) knows better.

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