Boozerama thirteen... the unlucky bar...

This bar is a cheap haunted house on New Antigua.

OK, here's Shade 's attempt at a description.

The "house" is in fact the wreckage of an Argosy which crashed here long ago carrying a cargo of Roach Juice(the freighter was shot down). The Roach Juice containment cannisters exploded,spraying lethal soft drink over the neibourhood.Everyone died,except for some Confeds who were hideously mutated by the Juice. The area is now a barren wasteland,with the cold wind howling around the ship's battered hull.Fortunately,all traces of Roach Juice have been scrubbed away by the Confed Mutants struggluing to lick up every last drop,so it is now easy to create a nice DP-flavoured atmosphere without fear of causing a DP-anti-DP reaction.

Luke orders a PGGB.

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(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"Welcome to Boozerama 13!"(/url)

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There are no such things as "Pokéman", dolt!

***Coreył slaps Luke around with a large trout

Just be glad I don't bring in Renamon...

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Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

Rawzer enters for the first time in about 12 years and orders a drink. But he can't pronounce it because it comes from an old Betelguesean dialect that no one knows anymore. Rawzer draws a picture of it. The bartender makes an understanding gesture. Unfortunately, he doesn't really understand. Rawzer ends up getting goat's milk. "Oh, screw it, I'll have a beer with 99% alchohol, please." He gets more goat's milk. Rawzer begins to wonder if this guy speaks english. Probably not, as he doesn't have a mouth. Just gills on the side of his neck. Orange skin, too. Weird.

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Oy!

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Luke! You can't shoot me, I'm in a little orb! Insano looks at the long fall and realizes that they missed the portal. "Butteroot! Do something!" Butteroot shoots out a thing and catches the wall and grabs everyone else. Now they're all on a really big wall with, it seems, no way to get out. Go Corey.

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Go to the Escape Velocity Empire. (url="http://"http://evempire.netfirms.com")http://evempire.netfirms.com(/url) Post all your stuff and enjoy everyone else's.

Howabout stopping the PokeDork fights and the other "kiddie" things here. I'm the youngest one, besides another person, yet I'm not taking part in the crud... to think.

Spacey walks into the bar, not knowing where he is. "I don't like haunted houses. They're too childish. Howabout a possessed house?" And add more desciptions, like Mac did in BBar X:

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The new Boozerama is, contrary to tradition, on Earth. More specifically, North America. Yet more specifically... OK, it's at 1 Infinity Loop, Cupertino, California, USA.

Boozerama Bar X uses cutting edge technology. The basic structure has been reinforced such that it can't be destroyed by any normal means, because of new protective technologies.

The Windows have also changed. They have three buttons in the upper left corner - a red one, a yellow one, and a green one. The red one closes the window. The yellow one opens the window by sucking it down into a small hole at the bottom, known as the window's dock. The green one will expand the window, which since it can't really get bigger in the frame, means it explodes outward. Useful in case of fire.

The bar is also much redecorated, with Aqua predominating. Much Aqua! Things tend to be cheerier overall, with drink dispensers bouncing in their dock stations as they start to distribute drinks.

Not all people are compatible with Boozerama Bar X though. Luckily, all carbon based life forms are. For those that aren't, anyone who eats a lot of Cocoa will be able to come in normally. Others can only be here by calling in under some sort of visiphone system from the old Boozerama Bar 9.

Well, I think that about covers the major changes, so come on in and continue the Boozerama Bar traditions.**

OK, SilverShadow calls down the Mighty Thunder of Zeus with his telekinetic powers, and a hole is shattered in the wall nearby. They all climb in through the hole and realize they are still stuck in the building. Corey and Insano go looking for a set of stairs, an elevator, or even a fire ladder! "Over here," Insano says. "I think I've found something..." "What is it?" "It looks like...a button!" "Well, what are you waiting for?? Push it!" "I dunno, what if it's the building self-destruct button?" "Hah, no building has a button like that!! Just go ahead, it'll be fine..." "Well, ok..." Insano pushes the button and an elevator springs up in the middle of the floor behind them. "Whoa......cool!" says Corey. "Let's go inside!" "What, are you insane??" says Insano. Corey looks at him pointedly. "Umm, heh heh, never mind..." "That must've been the call button," says Corey, "And now we can go to the bottom floor and get out of this place!" "But..." "And then we can call an intergalactic taxi!!" "But..." "And then we can go back to New Antigua!!" "WAIT!!" yells Insano. "Yes?" says Corey. "We don't know if this elevator is operational. This is a rather rickety building, you know." "Bah! Humbug. You never know if you try, right?" "I suppose...but don't blame me if we go flying into another dimension, or worse!" "Hmph," Corey says, and steps into the elevator. SilverShadow hops onto his shoulder. Insano steps in a bit unwillingly. Bruteroot whines at the door. "Ummm...here, come into your capture device..." Corey recalls Bruteroot and stores the device in his pocket. "OK, now...I'll just push the 'close door' button..." Corey does so and the doors slam shut, narrowly avoiding Insano's foot. Cheesy elevator music starts playing. "Yeesh, let's get outta here..." says Corey. "Here, I'll push the button marked 1F." "Wait..." Insano says. But it is too late and the elevator goes hurling down, down, down... "You NEVER LISTEN TO ME!" Insano shouts. "We've got more important things to worry about!" "Like what?" "Well, had you noticed how hot it's getting?" "Yeah...maybe that's due to the extreme speed we're traveling at." "I don't think so...maybe the first floor is underground?" "No really, we've been traveling at a gazillion miles an hour and you just thought of that?" "Shut up." The elevator finally slows down and the doors open to reveal a fiery land. "Um, Corey?" Insano whispers nervously. "Yeah, Insano?" Corey whispers back. "Remember what I said about flying into another dimension, or worse?" says Insano. "Yeah..." "Well, I think we just found out what worse means." "I think you're right..." says Corey as a strange man with horns and a trident approaches. "Um, Corey?" Insano squeaks. "Yeah?" says Corey. "Would you be offended if I said, 'I told you so'?" "Oh brother..."

deep breath Your move, Insano.

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Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

OK,here's my attempt at a description.
The "house" is in fact the wreckage of an Argosy which crashed here long ago carrying a cargo of Roach Juice(the freighter was shot down).
The Roach Juice containment cannisters exploded,spraying lethal soft drink over the neibourhood.
Everyone died,except for some Confeds who were hideously mutated by the Juice.
The area is now a barren wasteland,with the cold wind howling around the ship's battered hull.
Fortunately,all traces of Roach Juice have been scrubbed away by the Confed Mutants struggluing to lick up every last drop,so it is now easy to create a nice DP-flavoured atmosphere without fear of causing a DP-anti-DP reaction.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
_Howabout stopping the PokeDork fights and the other "kiddie" things here. I'm the youngest one, besides another person, yet I'm not taking part in the crud... to think.

Spacey walks into the bar, not knowing where he is. "I don't like haunted houses. They're too childish. Howabout a possessed house?" And add more desciptions, like Mac did in BBar X:
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Will you quit with the stupid jokes? I swear, if you only knew...

This was way before your time. I patiently hashed and rehashed my lack of affiliation with the Pokémon universe. You are acting dumber than Lyra did. Heck, you hardly remember Lyra. Don't sass me boy, I got WAY more experience than you'll ever have. I've put up with you for quite a while, trying to make you feel at home. And this is what I get? Pah. See if I help you out when SilverShadow starts feeding on your internal organs.

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Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Will you quit with the stupid jokes? I swear, if you only knew...

This was way before your time. I patiently hashed and rehashed my lack of affiliation with the Pokémon universe. You are acting dumber than Lyra did. Heck, you hardly remember Lyra. Don't sass me boy, I got WAY more experience than you'll ever have. I've put up with you for quite a while, trying to make you feel at home. And this is what I get? Pah. See if I help you out when SilverShadow starts feeding on your internal organs.

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Okay, first of all:
I didn't make any joke. IF that PokeDork thing counts as a joke, well, it wasn't intended to be one.
Second of all:
I was referring to everyone, not just you. Sheesh.
And a little tip for the future:
NEVER

Oops...heh heh...sorry, Spacey. I'll cool off. I went and worked out for a few minutes and whoa, I'm all un-hyper-like now. Sooo...I'm not mad at you. Suppose I was throwing my weight around a bit. Sorry 'bout that!

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Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

Rawzer! Where the heck have you been?

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Originally posted by Luke:
OK, I just started BBar13. No more posts here. Violators will be... uh...

Keep talking, I feel an urge to break the rules coming on, unless there are consequenses.

Mac gets a PGGB off the counter, and goes over to explain why Rawzer got goat's milk again the second time. "You see Rawzer, beer with 99% alcohol is impossible, so he had to give you something else, and picked another goat's milk. Alcohol will always evaporate leaving water to some extent, so the most concentated form that can exist for any period is about 80%. Bars can't stock anything higher than that. So, since your drink doesn't exist, he had to give you goat's milk.

Mac looks around and nervously notes angry stares from less scientifically inclined patrons whom he has just annoyed, and decides it might be in his best interest to leave. He breaks for the door.

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Jimbob enters the "House" and orders a SM. Seeing the fact that it's the thirteenth bar, he becomes very happy, sincen 13 is his lucky number.

(btw, that's not a joke. On Friday the thirteenth I have a really good day, and I alwaysdo better in sports when I'm thirteen. I'll probably enjoy being thirteen, then.)

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Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his throne, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Shade dials up a freighter convoy full of fuzzy penguin chicks and releases them in the Argosy/bar,after turning down the temperature controls of course.
Only two days to go before I can get myself some DP!

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

WHAT IS SIERRA MIST?? I saw it on the back of a bag of Lay's but I have never seen it in a store.

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Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

Luke: that was My attempt at a description.
Insano,who is currently residing in a strange green orb,with all of us waiting to see what will happen to him,has nothing to do with My work.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

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Originally posted by Shade:
**Luke: that was My attempt at a description.
Insano,who is currently residing in a strange green orb,with all of us waiting to see what will happen to him,has nothing to do with My work.
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Many apologies, I'll fix it.

Corey: Sierra Mist is yet another Lemon SLice/Mountain Dew/Sprite clone. Tastes exactly the same as all of them, mostly Sprite.

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Mac, seeing the rest of the bar didn't react as badly as he'd feared to his scientific spiel, pokes his head back in. Since he doesn't immediately lose it, he walks back, picks up his PGGB, and sits at a table to sip it.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Shade orders a Lemon,Lime&Bitters.;
D*mn those things are nice!

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Spacey leaves the bar...

Yep. He sure did...

Spacey comes back about thiry-five minutes later, returning with a small iBook G6. (G4 these early days. G6 is more powerful...duh! But it looks the same, but it's the color of the new G3 iBook. That cream white or whatever.)

Spacey lays the iBook on the coffee table in the middle of the couch and the two love-seats. He opens the iBook up, turns it on and a few seconds later, is playing that... really old game called Reckless Drivin'