now we just need the question...
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**It works in Base 13.. that what you mean?
**Yup.
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Q: What's red and viscous and mobile?
A: Insano.
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i'm red and viscous? This is news.
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**i'm red and viscous? This is news.
**Well, you must admit, you do spend a lot of time as a pool of blood, which more or less fits that description.
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Here are a few jokes:
Mike:What do Confederate pilots do in their spare time?
Ike:They have spare time?Fred:What do Rebel pilots do in their spare time?
Ed:What? (Ed's not very bright.)
Fred:Umm... Wait, I know this... Crap. I forgot.
Ed :Don't they kick back and relax?
Fred:Probably. But that's not very funny. It was supposed to be a joke.
Ed:Oh.Crap. Never mind.
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I, the reader, by reading this hereby acknowledge that Rawzer, the writer, is cool.
Signed,
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Confed ceneral walks into an appliance store, with his uniform on with all his medals to show off. Walks up to the counter, says, "I'd like to buy a TV for my personel lounge. Do you have-"
"I'm sorry, we don't serve feds."
So the general walks out, puts on a rebel uniform, gets his hair died, has plastic surgery, and puts his arm in a sling. He goes back to the store and picks out a TV he wants. When a guy is walking by, he asks, "How much is this TV?"
The guy says, "Sorry, we don't serve feds."
the general, being immature, throws a tantrum and says, "How'd you know?"
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Ooh. /me can't wait to see David's response to that, if it's anything like the last time there was a derogatory Confed joke last time... Should be interesting.
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Ummm... David who?
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David Arthur of course! (Though I admit a scant few weeks ago I didn't knw who he was either) But apparently he is quite the legen round these here parts. An avid Confed supporter, always ready with a helpful hint if you ask a question in his area of expertise, which seems quite wide. He also has the highest Karma of anyone I've ever seen, though apparently not on purpose.
I wonder if he gets tired of people laying praise down on him?
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Well... I wasn't sure if it was him or David Dunham, or "The Space Between", or someone else. TOO MANY DAVIDS! Anyway, Here's another Confed joke- (adapted from Luke's Irish one)
A guy from Torgo decides to visit Earth. He rents out a shuttle, and flies to Sol. He lands on Luna to see the testing fields there. When he goes to the Aerobrake (the bar), he sees a confederate officer inside. He wants to talk to him about the Fed's way of life, so he approaches him, and they find out they have a lot in common. After a while, the officer says,
"Would you like to go to an officers party tonight?"
The guy says, "Sure," because he hadn't been to a party in a while, living on Torgo.
"There will be lots of drinking."
"Oh, don't worry 'bout that. It'll help me fall asleep. when I get to my ship."
"Yes, heavy drinking. And lots of dancing. Dirty dancing."
"Oh, that's not to bad. I can handle that."
"And CNESORED, lots of good confederate CENSORED."
He squirms a bit and says, "We could all have CENSORED a bit more often, can't we?"
"Yeah, you're right there."
"Oh, and by the way, what should I wear? I don't have a uniform or anything, so-"
"Oh, nothing fancy. It'll only be you and me."If you haven't guessed what "CENSORED" is, then see the 14th post down at (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001762-5.html")this topic.(/url)
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Dude, that's sick! Yet, funny, but mostly sick. You didn't even make it up! Oh well. You get what you ask for, if anything.
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May those who love us, love us. And those who dont love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 09-04-2001).)
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Yeah. I'd be ashamed of myself if I'd made that up... I just substituted words. Heck, I even added the 'censored" thing. I'm not sick, YOU figured it out, YOU have the sick mind! Those wheels in your head turn the WRONG WAY!
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Lyra- One thing... The Aerobrake bar is on Mars.
The bar on Luna is called the Bunker.It doesn't matter, the joke's still a little strange.
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Hey, I heard on a family radio station! It might've been around 9:00 PM, but it was a family station!
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**Hey, I heard on a family radio station! It might've been around 9:00 PM, but it was a family station!**
Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say.
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(quote)Originally posted by Macavenger:
**No! The question is what do you get if you multiply 6 by 9?Anyone know when that comes up 42 in real life? It does work, with a bit of a twist from your normal mathemetical thinking.
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(QUOTE}Originally said by Arthur Dent:
**But Marvin said that the question was printed in my brain wave patterns.**(/QUOTE)
{QUOTE)Ford's Reply:
**Yes a wrong one or at least a distortion of the wrong one.
**(/QUOTE)Arthur then proceeds to pull 6x9 out of the scrabble bag.
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