Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • (quote)Originally posted by coreycubed:
      **Corey shouts, "Hey, Mac! 8.fxe5! Is that the right way to say it? Anyways, I was thinking about writing a Duck Race game for;)

      BTW- Mac, you never gave me an answer to my question. I asked, "Can we use our personel ships if we don't use them for violence?" I really want a "crib", and right now, I am a homeless girl on the street, with enough magic to blow up the world if I wanted to. 馃槢
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    • HEY! Why's the word "duck" in little "****"'s? Duck isn't a bad word.

    • Oh, and BTW, There was a little problem in my last post. I meant "Internal BLEEDING", not breathing ;).

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      Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
      HEY! Why's the word "duck" in little "****"'s? Duck isn't a bad word.

      Well, you probably misspelled it. After all, D and F are incredibly close on a keyboard...try editing the message and see. Oh yeah, you're unregistered. Too bad then. Look for my follow-up message soon.

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      Corey艂 (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

    • Insano finally gets up, and asks why he's in his underpants. He then shoots up on a keg of hard liquor, and stumbles across the bar. He interupts General Rak by drooling on his shirt. Rak starts screaming about some custom tailored shirt stolen from a Confed Aristocrat. When he finishes his tirade, he cocks his plasmatic shocker and blows Insano into a mushy goo. Insano falls into the 'Pit, and Rak orders another shot of Scotch.

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      Prepare to succumb to superior intelligence
      MOSS of the Crimson Guard, a (url="http://"http://www.planetarion.com")Planetarion(/url) alliance.
      Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
      Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).

    • (quote)Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
      **OH, Mah, GAWD! YOU PLAY Pok-ee-man?

      While corey is dancing around the bar, reciting his pok`emon's nicknames, Lyra decides to have a litle fun with him.
      "Hey Corey? wanna play poke-ee-man with me?"
      "Sure!"
      "Ok! Poke- the (with a long e like ee)- man!' And she pokes him in the stomach, causing severe internal breathing. All the while, he doesn't seem to notice that he is dying, and just laughs.
      "Ha! Poke-ee-man! That's funny! u really crack me up, Lyra! Form now on, Ole' Corey will be your best friend, starting now. In fact, Ole' Corey will-"
      But what corey will do, we will never find out, because at that moment, the effects and resulting hangover from the (spiked) cream soda where off, and he realised tht he was slowly dieing, and he has childhood flashback of when his older brother took the last brownie, even though Jimmy didn't like Brownies.
      "Mom! Jimmy took my Brownie!" right then, he notices Lyra.
      "And Mom? LYRA KILLED ME! It's not fair! I'm never gonna be your best friend! I'm gonna-" but we will never find out what he was "gonna" do, because at that moment, corey died.

      Sorry, corey, but i looked back at the records and noticed you hadn't died at all. Everyone's gotta a die sometime. Posted Image (hypocrite) OK, you can all start throwing your rotten tomatoes now. ;)) I"ll leave it at that for now.

      (edit)never mind, what I said here was uncalled for.

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      Corey艂 (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

      (This message has been edited by coreycubed (edited 09-04-2001).)

      (This message has been edited by coreycubed (edited 09-04-2001).)
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    • The word "Duck" is probably in **** because you probably decided to replace the "d" with "f",then decided that that was too rude,and replaced it with ****.
      ShadowKat climbs off Shade's head and walks over to Mac.
      Why?Noone knows.

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      "Morals,children,morals.
      Get some."-Me

    • P贸keman is mindless BS... even MTV is of higher quality. I wish those Pokee ****s are tortured and beaten and murdered

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      Prepare to succumb to superior intelligence
      MOSS of the Crimson Guard, a (url="http://"http://www.planetarion.com")Planetarion(/url) alliance.
      Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
      Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).

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      Originally posted by General Rak:
      **P贸keman is mindless BS... even MTV is of higher quality. I wish those Pokee ****s are tortured and beaten and murdered

      **

      I don't know who's a bigger victim of mental conditioning, the mindless zombie kids who are addicted to the stuff or the mindless zombie older-than-kids who pass it off as garbage.

      I assume everyone is referring mostly to the TV show.

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      Corey艂 (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

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      Originally posted by coreycubed:
      **Corey cries, "Take that, Mac!!!! HA! 9.Nxe5!!!"
      **

      Yes, I know. Don't get so excited, I planned that. 馃槈

      Mac has good hand eye-coordination, and blows away the jelly fish with his Proton pistol before it hits him, then plays 10.Qh5+.

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      - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

    • The show is worthless. It doesn't teach values, it's violent, it isn't entertaining, and it interferes with other programming.

      And if you're wondering what isn't pointles crap- CNN, History Channel, Discovery Channel, CNBC, PBS, WNTV, and the West Wing 馃槢 馃槃

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      Prepare to succumb to superior intelligence
      MOSS of the Crimson Guard, a (url="http://"http://www.planetarion.com")Planetarion(/url) alliance.
      Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
      Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).

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      Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Yes, I know. Don't get so excited, I planned that.;)

      Mac has good hand eye-coordination, and blows away the jelly fish with his Proton pistol before it hits him, then plays 10.Qh5+.

      **

      I know, I was kidding. 10.hNf7 Is that the proper way to write it? I want to move the knight that was closest to the King's Rook.

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      Corey艂 (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

    • (quote)Originally posted by General Rak:
      **The show is worthless. It doesn't teach values, it's violent, it isn't entertaining, and it interferes with other programming.

      And if you're wondering what isn't pointles crap- CNN, History Channel, Discovery Channel, CNBC, PBS, WNTV, and the West Wing :p)

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      Corey艂 (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!
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      Originally posted by coreycubed:
      **I know, I was kidding. 10.hNf7 Is that the proper way to write it? I want to move the knight that was closest to the King's Rook.
      **

      Actually, it's Nhf7, but I got the gist. 11.Bg5!

      BTW, your moves should actually start with #..., as in 10...Nhf7, since you're black. Just a technicality, and not a big deal.

      Also, how far are you on that link in your sig? I've made it to the Heart of Gold before, but now I'm trying to figure out how the hell I can get a babel fish. I can't stop the second cleaning robot, and I can't get anyone else to push it for me... any hints?

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      - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

    • Yay!
      Go Discovery Channel!
      I suppose you don't have Water Rats over there...
      It finished two weeks ago...sniff

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      Get some."-Me

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      Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Actually, it's Nhf7, but I got the gist. 11.Bg5!

      BTW, your moves should actually start with #..., as in 10...Nhf7, since you're black. Just a technicality, and not a big deal.

      Also, how far are you on that link in your sig? I've made it to the Heart of Gold before, but now I'm trying to figure out how the hell I can get a babel fish. I can't stop the second cleaning robot, and I can't get anyone else to push it for me... any hints?

      **

      Errr...I first played it a few months ago, and I think I got as far as you did. While I was on my vacation, I suddenly remembered the page and used their Internet connection to see if I could find it. As we speak, I'm in the Vogon Hold, and I'm reconstructing the steps by memory. I'm pretty sure I know what you're talking about, and I'll tell you as soon as I figure it out (which I'm sure I will once I get there). Isn't it amazing how the older a game is, the harder it gets? I'd bet it's because they figure the faster you beat a game, the sooner you can buy another...I liked it the old way better, though. But I suppose the graphics are getting better.

      Oh dear, I'm rambling again, aren't I? Oh well, 11...Qxg5. I hope I wrote that properly, but you're a bright lad. You'll figure it out.

      Link of the moment : Posted Image

      It's Bruteroot, back from the dead!

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      Corey艂 (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

    • GR slashes the Pokemon cruelly with a leather bullwhip while it sings joyful songs and frolicks around. /me throughs the dead carcas in the chemical fire, then changes channels to CNN 馃槢

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      Prepare to succumb to superior intelligence
      MOSS of the Crimson Guard, a (url="http://"http://www.planetarion.com")Planetarion(/url) alliance.
      Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
      Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).

    • Ak!Ak!Ak!Ak!
      Pokemon!Ak!
      Kill it!
      Someone get me a stomach pump,I think I saw that Pokemon trash picture.
      Honestly,you should stop watching **** programs and watch a nature documentary or something.
      ShadowKat rips the Pokemon picture apart,and Shade blows holes in it with the Triple Barreled Flak Rifle(TBFR for short).
      The end.
      No more pokemon.

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      "Morals,children,morals.
      Get some."-Me

    • to stop the robot in the air put the junk mail on ford's satchel.

      PKMN the TV show, movie and relateded merchandice may be harmful to your health, put only if you actually have a brain.

      but the video games are ok.

      Poor Bruteroot!
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      Who likes Rawzer?
      I like Rawzer!
      Wait no I don't!

      (This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 09-04-2001).)

    • Ack, this is what you get for playing correspondece... I thought my Knight was still on f3! Ah well, 'tis not hopeless... 12.Qxg5. I'm just playing for fun anyway, it doesn't really matter.

      hector, op stick
      *** Mode change "+o" on Macavenger by hector
      *** coreycubed was kicked off #BB7 by Macavenger (Keep you Pokemon away)
      *** Mode change "+B" on All_Things_Pokemon

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      - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com