Shade retires his Slicer-Class Corvette...can I just use the graphics for the Slicer-class,then?
Just the graphics?
Please?
ShadowKat looks folornly at everyone to get them to give in.
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**Shade retires his Slicer-Class Corvette...can I just use the graphics for the Slicer-class,then?
Just the graphics?
Please?
ShadowKat looks folornly at everyone to get them to give in.
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Yes.
Mac decides it's been too long since there was a good Soda War, so even though he knows this will be bad, he runs after Skyblade and pours a two-liter Pepsi all over him, then runs back to the bar and waits to see how many times he is killed...
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Thanx for your input. I will update Supershield now.
ZenMatsa decides to get involved in the war on the side of all clear sodas everywhere. He begins to hose down the bar with various Sprite like products while simultaneously imitating an air raid siren.
Oh, and Cheese is my duck, that (retired) after the ZenMasta duck means it is retired from the race. And if anyone tries to blow me up with any kind of ship ever again under these foolish circumstances, just remember I fly an escape pod, which cannot be hit by weapons of any kind. Not even the forklift! But alas, my beloved is illegal and so she shall be stored away for later use.
And Sprite is my soda for any soda related activities.
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**The shots don't kill me, because I also celebrate that victory. The spirit in which they were fired causes them to bounce off me and hit other Mets haters. Did you forget that the Phillies are even lower on my list than the Mets? In fact, there isn't anyone lower than the Phillies. Mac gives Luke 10 high fives to celebrate with him.
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And gets hand-buzzed with Luke's hand-buzzer ten times, almost electrocuting him. "Oops, sorry, I forget to take that off..." 
Well, good, you can't be totally evil baseball-wise if you dislike the Friggin' Phillies...
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For the people to lazy to find and read HHGTTG: I am unable to satisfactorily explain what a hrung is. Perhaps Luke can help you a bit...
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Nope, it's SEP, Mac. 
Luke then throws a can of Pepsi at Skyblade.
Luke then shoots Insano in the butt. 
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Good. With that cleared up, we can finnaly start the races!
NOTE- I will institute (starting now) the rules I suggested to Insano for the duck racing.
Simply put, these rules are just that if on "brick rolling", I roll a six, we skip bricks and go to "Volcano time." Each # stands for a player, just like in bricks. I roll the die. Whoevers # I get, they get whammed back 1.5x the # I roll (for U "slow" people who didn't figure that out, I roll the die again). If I get a 5, nothing happens, The volcano burst, nobody gets hit, if I get a 6, I roll the die once more and EVERYBODY gets thrown back that # of spaces.
BTW- Mac- I posted the new and updated version.
Zen- I asume you're using sprite for my soda competition? Good. We DO need more players. I only have 2, and we need at LEAST 4...
Ok, duck races begin!
Roll 1-
Froedrick- 4
Chuck- 3
Cheese- 3
Samuel- 5
BRICK TIME!
I got a 3, so the brick hit Cheese. Cheese is now at the starting line.
VOLCANO TIME!
No, I didn't roll a six for brick rolling, so their won't be any volcano's today.
TOTALS-
Froedrick- 4 ft. (2nd place)
Chuck- 3 ft. (3rd place)
Cheese- 0 ft. (4th place)
Samuel- 5 ft. (1st place)
Insano now expieriences a brain failure. Wait, no, that can't happen, for a brain failure to occur, the subject must have a brain...
SODA SHOOT EM' UP:
Hasn't started yet, no posts here.
JOKE FEST: Luke now takes the lead, leaving Corey in second and Insano in stupidity.
NOTE 2 MAC: Much as U would like me to, I can not, I will not, shall not cheat on the races for you.
I HOPE I will be able to post the competiotions every-other-day/every day, but classes start tomorrow, and that means 2 things-
LOTS AND LOTS OF HW!
Early lights out (9:00 latest)
Hopefully, since many people here are teenagers and young people who are still in school, things will slow down suffienctly so I will still be on track.
Remember, my mondo-joke is still in the works. Sorry it's taking me so long...
And Lyra, how's the registering going? You would have an incredible amount of posts if you'd registered, say, last week(maybe 200 :p).
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**And Lyra, how's the registering going? You would have an incredible amount of posts if you'd registered, say, last week(maybe 200:p ).
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Grrr... You see, I REALLY want that certain E-Mail address, because I like the name, but if I do it wid hotmail or something, I would lose it... and I must have at LEAST 400 posts by now... I post at least 4 times a night, every night... you do the math... it works out to about 500, actually... double grr...
What do you mean by "if I do it wid hotmail or something..."? Do you mean that you REALLY want Lyra Engel as your AOL username, and you can't use it anywhere else??? I don't mean to be rude, but I really don't see the problem...can you explain it?
Here's an oldie-but-goodie:
A dog walks into the Boozerama Bar. He asks for a plate of dog food. Mac says, "We don't have any dog food!" The dog leaves. Next day, the dog comes back. "Got any dog food?" he says. "No," says Mac, "I already said, we don't serve it here!" The dog leaves. Next day, he comes back and says the same thing. "Listen!!! If you say that one more time, I'm gonna staple your tail to the floor!!!" The dog leaves. Next day, the dog comes back and says, "Got any staples?" "Uh, no..." says Mac. "Then, got any dog food?"
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You're not being rude. I want a CERTAIN address, and if I have it with AOL then I can't have it eith hotmail, too. Anyway, I'm working as hard as I can, so lets drop it.
BTW: Yes, that joke is old. VERY old.
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Hopefully, since many people here are teenagers and young people who are still in school, things will slow down suffienctly so I will still be on track.
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Actually,right now I have exams,which,contrary to popular beleif,do not actually make things more busy,they make things less busy,because I have study leave which means I have nothing better to do than browse the Boards all day.
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He then proceeds to fire rounds of pretzels into Macavenger's mouth.
Mac likes pretzels, so he chews them all up as they come in and thanks Shade, then nearly dies of dehydration from massive salt intake. Fortunately, he is able to get enough water down fast enough - barely.
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**Nope, it's SEP, Mac.;)
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SEP? What's - oh... light Gotcha. But, are you sure hrungs are pink? It doesn't say.
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NOTE 2 MAC: Much as U would like me to, I can not, I will not, shall not cheat on the races for you.
I never asked you to cheat, just warned you in advance what happens if Chuck loses again. I'm all for playing by the rules.
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Ummm,Mac,slightly off topic here...where abouts did you get your Members.home webspace,and did it cost anything?
Also,how much space do they let you have?
It comes through my ISP, AT&T.; They call their cable internet service @home cable internet or some such, hence members.home.net. It wouldn't be available to you, but I get 10 megs free, since my parents pay for it.
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Actually,right now I have exams,which,contrary to popular beleif,do not actually make things more busy,they make things less busy,because I have study leave which means I have nothing better to do than browse the Boards all day.
Right on, studying is for wimps. Never study for anything when you can ace it without trying. 
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Zen twitches in irritation at his non-prize winnings ducks (not so)amazing brick dodging skills. Who said these games needed to be so dice intensive? I personally, would not have the patience to operate such a dice rolling extravaganza over any period of time.
And all these HHGTTG injokes are starting to grate on me, I might just have to renew my search for the books...
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**And all these HHGTTG injokes are starting to grate on me, I might just have to renew my search for the books...
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Yeah, I know what you mean. I think'll buy a copy. One of my friends said it was pretty good...
Shade, I'm assuming you meant that you'll now have MORE trafic instwad of LESS trafic. You said the opposite.
BTW, we need more players for soda shooting! Skyblade, Mac, neither of you have joined. Neuether has RC or Rak. But, since Skyblade and mac are engaged in a SodaWar, I thought they might wanna do this too. Se my earlier post for rules and reg.
Kay, I gotta go. Breakfast starts in a couple of minutes, and my roommate already left.
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**SEP? What's - oh... light Gotcha.;) But, are you sure hrungs are pink? It doesn't say.
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It's SEP! All SEP! S omebody E lse's P roblem! Yours! :rolleyes: You brought it up, you explain it. Only Douglas Adams knows what a hrung is, or even what color it is, or why it should choose to collapse on Betelguese 7.
Luke orders a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. No, two...
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