Wait, so your name is here is Lyra? BTW, I like A & W. Insano just drinks all the soda that comes at him, then throws his famous throwing spoons with deadly accuracy. "Ha! I am an amazing spoon thrower!"
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**Luke shoots himself in the foot because he has become drunk.
"Ow! Oh, guys? I glued myself to the wall agian..."
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Mac adds another layer of glue to Luke, then shoots his other foot.
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Lyra realizes with horror how his plan backfired. Goes back to the drawing board...
Ah, ha! Lyra has a plan. If Insano likes A=W, so he must find something Insano DOESN"t like. His first thought is Hi-C, but no, maybe he likes that. So, he thinks of something NO ONE could like! He picks up Insano's spoons, breaks them in half, and walks up to the bartender, and asks "Can you make me a Molatov Cocktail?" The bartender smiles and extends his hand. Lyra pulls his hood off to reveal a man in his late 30's. He gives the 'tender a coupla' thousand credits and the bartender slips him a bottle. Lyra takes the bottle. He gives the bartender a wink. As Insano continues to throw spoons with "deadly accuarcy", Lyra takes the bottle, aligns the tip, amd hurls it. Insano tries to block it, but to no avail. The Molatov Cocktail blows up, deystroying Insano, most of the bar, but, somehow, Mac, Lyra, and evreyone else ('cept the tender) are deystroyed. Lyra steps over the bloody and magled bodies of the bartender and Insano to talk to Mac.
He gestures to the still intact case of drinks. "Care for a synthale?"
Ps- Evreyone- A Molatov cocktail is a wine bottle containing charcoal and potassioum nitrate. The outside is covered in petrol-soaked sponges. When the petrol, charcoal, and potassium nitrate combine... Let's just say we might need a new bar!!!
A memento to Boozerama IV-
1 Assualt Rifle
2 Assualt Rifles
Uzi-
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Shock
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Redeemer-
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Insano- (ha-ha!)
heh, heh, heh!
Zen quickly ducks behind a nearby slab of concrete that has meandered into the bar to avoid the mad cheez-it throwing corey. He immediately retaliated with a hail of harmless looking duck like decoys to distract his enemy. Oh, and Mac is the bartender, or Luke is, or or.... something
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I am in the bartender. After taking Lyra's credits, I give him a steak knife to the chest instead of the Molotov Cocktail. Go back to the drawing board, Lyra...
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The Hunter cocks his plasma pistol in case some rowdy targets him 
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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**I am in the bartender. After taking Lyra's credits, I give him a steak knife to the chest instead of the Molotov Cocktail. Go back to the drawing board, Lyra...
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Lyra had no idea that Mac was the 'tender AND Mac! After removing the knife, magically healling himself, and apologizinfg to Mac, he does go back to the drawing board...
Hmmmmmm. Lyra is deep in thought. Maybe, Bush really did iniate human cloning! Lyra goes to Mac, who is crying over his dead clone. He asks if he wants to go, bomb the white house, take Bush hostage, and demand that clonignof humans be stopped.
Corey continues to fire Cheez-Its at ZenMastaT in a mad frenzy. "Haaaa!!! Take that you dirtbag!!" His fury begins to distort his judgement (like an alcoholic beverage, only Corey doesn't drink ;)) and he nearly chucks the cheesey snack at his distant (literally!) cousin across the bar. "What do you think you're doing?!?" shouts Luke. Frantically searching for a new target, he spots Lyra cowering in fear in a nearby corner. With his rallying cry of "Cheez Ammo!!!", he chucks his snack with deadly accuracy straight towards Lyra.
Sudddenly, he hears a small chirping. "Chirpo??" he says. He takes off his Fudd hat and Chirpo is sitting on his head. "Chirpo's not dead!!!" Corey cries out. "Duhhhh, everyone knows Chirpo is immortal..." says Macavenger. "I knew that," says Corey, "what do yo think I spent the morning downloading the previous BBs for?" But the force-feed takes its toll on Corey, and he passes out for the night.
But what about the Cheez-It he threw at Lyra? It bounced off and lodged firmly in Insano's newly reincarnated throat. Whether or not it's fatal...
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Seeing corey distracted by the unsuspecting Lyra, Zen leaps from his semi-fetal position behind the incospicuous slab of concrete in a vain attempt to fly across the bar.
However due to his lack of flying pants, he falls short, quite a bit short, and lies without cover upon the floor. Realizing his predicament, he goes for the nearest distraction. "Look! Hunter is attempting to sneak Pepsi into the bar!" he yells while simultaneously pointing in a random direction
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ZenMastaT's yell wakes up Corey. "Where???" he says. He spins around wildly for Hunter. Hunter is still sitting there like a fool with wis "plasma pistol", a dumb grin on his face. "Yaaaaa!!" he yells. "Who's got the last laugh now?" and he throws Chirpo (who was sitting quietly next to him the whole time) at Hunter as hard as he can (which isn't very hard, because he's still a little dazed from his nap). Chirpo's tritanium body strikes the can of Pepsi that Hunter didn't really have, and both Chirpo and the can go flying across the bar and land somewhere near the decapitated Pepsi King. Meanwhile, Corey is released from his "search-and-destroy" mode and puts up some signs outside to attract customers.
SEE THE PEPSI KING 20 cr.
Try a SpamBurger 50 cr.
Cheez-Its "special" style 35 cr.
New "Molotov Cocktail" only 65 cr!
He sets up a booth to offer "free" vacations to Capella, and "risk-free" leases on Neutron Turrets.
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"No! Not Chirpo! That dastardly cricket..." Luke frees himself from the wall, lobs a punch at Macavenger, misses, and then starts vainly trying to grab Chirpo and stuff him down Lyra's throat.
P.S.- I don't think any new people should join BB4. OK, new guys? How 'bout waiting 'till BB5?
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Heh, BB5 will probably be soon at the rate we're going... Hunter, did you move and I miss it somehow? If so, could you repost it? I played 13.h3, remember...
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Wow, things have gotten a bit crazy, huh?
OK, I didn't die from the cocktail because it never happened. Insano sticks a spoon down his throat to dislodge the Cheez-it. He then swallows it, however painfully. Insano then starts trying to throw spoons at Chirpo. "Die, cricket, die!" Hmmm... Crikket. Krikkit. Ideas, anyone?
(edit, needed to add this) Oh, btw. Cyberdragon, I mean Lyra, I added your topic in the Dev board.
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(This message has been edited by Insano (edited 08-24-2001).)
Macavenger whips out a high powered Neutro rifle and blasts the ceiling. He has to blasti t 7 more times before he has everyones attention.
"Hey! Could everyone ssettle down a bit?!? I'm trying to play chess here!" he screams.
After blasting Chirpo and a few offending boxes of Cheez-its, he goes back to his chess game.
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Corey stares at the spot where his beloved snack was destroyed for a few moments, then lets loose a heart-wrenching howl. "Noooooooo!!!" Oh well, he just orders a few more, then starts scribbling furiously in Luke's "O" again. Once finished, he orders a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (forgetting momentarily that he doesn't drink) and goes to sit by Mac and Hunter's game. "I'll play the winner," he says, "only I'm not too good at this game. I keep forgetting to say 'King Me' everytime I get an extra piece." Until such time, he amuses himself by envisioning the bar's occupants in clown suits with big red rubber noses and floppy shoes.
(ps: I get to stay, right? I'm not exactly new - I've actually been here since BB1!)
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3 officers wearing Confed' uniforms walk in. OV sends Skyblade and Mac upon them....
After Mac and Skyblade are done OV tears outtheir brains and throws them at Lyra. Than OV force feeds them Overrider meat which blows up their toes, fingers, nose, ears, lungs, heart, stomach, and kidneys.
Well whos up for some spoon fighting? as he looks over at Insano
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**Well whos up for some spoon fighting? as he looks over at Insano
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Spoon fight? I'm there. Just say the word.
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